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2014

09

Jan

Asshole Lazy Shopper of the Day

America is getting lazier and lazier…it all started with drive thru fast food, to drive thru banking, to you don’t ever have to leave your car and walk around, that shit is for peasants who don’t have cars we are american dammit…but this motherfucker took it too far…you can’t drive down the aisles of the store…yet…I mean not that it’s really needed thanks to the internet, soon we won’t need to even leave our fucking houses, which is a good thing, cuz the people you don’t really want to see in public, like the obese, will probably the first to take that shit on….

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jan

Kaili Thorne Bra and Panties in Bed for Instagram of the Day

Kaili Thorne is the rebel sister of Bella Thorne and some other Disney Sluts who are probably far sluttier than this one in their everyday life, but because of their success, she has had to be as slutty as possible in her social media to even get noticed, because unlike her sisters, she didn’t sell her soul to Disney, but thanks to her sister she’s gonna ride that family name harder than she was an aspiring actress riding Leonardo DiCaprio’s cock at an after party for his film premiere…which in case you didn’t know..is pretty hard…

I like her hipster artistic take on shit, it’s hot…

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2014

09

Jan

Scarlett Johannason Thinks She’s 1950 Hollywood Glam of the Day

Scarlett Johannason, a girl I think is overrated and underserving of her celebrity, has been cast in a few 1950s movies in her career, and I guess she’s taken that old hollywood vibe to heart, because as a fan of old movies, I agree, it was a better time for the industry, but more importantly for the actors…it was classier, even if it was more debauchery, because the media was in on it with the stars and everyone was fucking everyone while doing heroin and opium together…I mean sounds awesome to me…

But when I see Scarlett Johannason dressed like this on her way to Letterman, I find it funny, because it makes me feel like she’s not an actual star, but one on Hollywood BLVD taking pics with Asian tourists pretending to be Marilyn Monroe or some shit….

I guess what I am trying to say is…bitch…show more tits.

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Posted in:Scarlett Johannason

2014

09

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Photoshopped for Bongo Jeans

Vanessa Hudgens is generally fat…but she tries to not be fat by working out and and with the help of photoshop and Bongo Jeans…she manages to look like some long lean model….

Sure, I am having a hard time thinking her little troll body, looks like this when it is done up, I saw Spring Breakers and I am not buying this…but I’ll still post it cuz I am oddly attracted to her.

I blame her underage pics of her hairy pussy for that. Soemthing her team tried to get me arrested for posting…even though I wasn’t the one who took it…

I guess that is our bond…that she treated me like a man who molested her all in efforts of a publicity stunt.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

09

Jan

Polina Borodina Hot Topless Model of the DAy

Polina Borodina is a Russian model who has been at it since she was around 15, I don’t think she’s all that much older than that now, I mean clearly 18…but more importantly equipped with the Russian sense about her that knows getting topless for a photographer who thinks he is Terry Richardson, because it may lead to some jobs and it’s better than getting a job working in the webcam model industry…I like her….even if her nipples are too big for her tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Polina Borodina

2014

09

Jan

Russian Genius in a Parasail Fail of the Day

There was a time when Russia was the competing to be the first in space, they had a great communist science program that was largely a product of when the Americans and Russians got the best of the WWII Nazi engineers back when they built the Berlin wall…not that you care about that…it was a long time ago, at least enough time to take freedom from their people, train them in a militant way, soak them in Vodka, and give them their freedom back, leaving them confused yet capable to do stunts like this, where dude parasails, without an ocean or a Boat, because that shit is for little girls on vacation…these are Russian and don’t need Oceans or Boats, that is for the weak…

Well this idiot ended up dying from this idiotic accident…and I am posting it because it’s just so stupid not to post…

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The one thing people aren’t telling you about this polar freeze or whatever the fuck CNN coined it to sensationalize something we call WINTER…is that the freezing temperature makes the homeless teenage runaways even more desperate than they already are…it’s hit the streets with a thermos full of warm soup and all these bitches gonna flock to you like you’re the fucking Messiah…and like you’re the Messiah…they’ll be willing to do all kinds of tricks for that 99 cent can of watered down Campbells. ..

Here are some morning LINKS…

Malin Akerman’s Breasts at Some Bullshit
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7 Observations from the Michelle Rod and Cara Delevingne Make-Out Session
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Best Store Name Ever
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Gone Girl Knocks off John Lennon and Yoko Ono – Because People LAck Creativitity
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Can You Walk On Water – Amazing
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Top 10 Stupid Celeb Selfies
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Malin Akerman at People’s Choice Awards
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Swallowing Marshmallow Trick Shots
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10 Shocking Facts About McDonalds
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Awkward Magazine Cover
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Awesome Headline
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to be on VIVID RADIO on the THE SINGLE LIFE show with host Sam Phillips….who is pretty hot and I may be masturbating the entire time I talk to her…

This is at 10 PM EST / 7 PM PST.

We will be talking about the TILA TEQUILA BACKDOORED AND SQUIRTING

Here are some stepLINKS while you wait…

Kris Jenner BikinI Pic
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Miley Cyrus Vagina
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A Celebration of Ass
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Maria Menounos Booty
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18 Amazing Japanese Gameshow Gifs
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More Anne HAthaway Bikini Pics
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Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Uses a Vagina as a Dildo when Fighting Over Aliens
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Szandra is a Lingerie Babe
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Emma Stone Surfing is Not Very Hot
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Weird Facts that Will Make You Question Everything…
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Unexpected Celebrities Hanging Out Pics
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Miley Cyrus Belly on a Walk
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Top 10 Celebrities That Look Idiotic Taking Selfies
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Kim Kardashians Photoshops her Selfies
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Serious Babe on Kimmel
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Naked in the Snow
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Techno Trumpet
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Hugh Jackman Mullet
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Miley Cyrus is a Gay Rights Activist
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Lohan Got Her Laptop Stolen and will Offer a Reward
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Archer Gone Wild
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Reese Witherspoon Needs A Good Spanking
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People Who Think Global Warming is Fake Cuz It is Cold Out
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The Lego Movie
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Idiots Get Taught a Lesson
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Honey Boo Boo Car Accident
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Kellan Lutz Insulted to be Linked to Miley
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My Cock Would Break This Bitch In Half
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Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever
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How Your Dog Protects You and Your Immune System
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Former Miss Venezuela Murdered
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This Lady Paints with her Boobs
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Cara Delevingne And Michelle Rodriguez…Lesbians
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Madonna Topless Truth or Dare Outtakes
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Miley’s Rocking Nipple
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How to Make Sex in the Shower Better
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Kim Kardashian is Losing her Hair – Good
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Girls Stuck in Things
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Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday to Dictator
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HELP GIRLS CUM LIKE PROS WITH THESE ESSENTIAL TOOLS!
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Girls Do Some Crazy and AMazing things On Cam…Crazy and Amazing things…All for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Mature Woman Rides Husband
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Amateur Showing Off her Ass
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Jessica Robin in the Shower – Naked
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Girl Vs Horse Dildo
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Alice Goodwin Naked
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Some Tila Tequila Exclusive Sex Tape
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Big Amateur Tits
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Close Up Pussy Play
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Melissa Debling Strips at the Beach
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount – YAY!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Jan

Anne Hathaway’s Fat Hard Nipple of the Day

If ever there has been someone who proves the Oscars are a fucking scam, it’s Anne Hathaway…because she won for cutting off her hair..when everyone knows the transformative roles the Oscars want of you is to play a play a retarded person, or a lesbian…not some candy coated musical hooker..

I guess she also proves that once you win an Oscar, you pretty much have peaked, and it’s time to let yourself go…unless she’s prepping for her next Oscar win, where she plays a skinny girl who gains 20 lbs over the holidays…

All this to say, hard nipples.

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Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

08

Jan

Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodrigues Attention Seekers of the Day

There has been a lot of doubt in my mind about Cara Delevingne, because I get that fashion it girls are determined by gay dudes in Paris, so her little boy Bieber face kinda makes sense to me for fashion campaigns….however the fact Victoria’s Secret scooped her up makes no sense to be, because she’s busted up…

But now, I am starting to get it, she’s a socialite, scenester, groupie, fame whore, who positions herself with the right people, at the right places and just goes with the situation, being the wild and fun one to all the bored as fuck people…it’s a standard situation that has happened before and will happen again…she’s just made herself likeable to the right people in the right circles…because looking at her without hair and make up and hollywood special effect…or that photoshop filter…is like staring at a homeless chick…even when she dykes out with Michelle Rodriguez all wild at a basketball game publicity stunt…just not hot enough at all, yet making millions for being hot…what the fuck is wrong with the world…

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Posted in:Cara Delevingne