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2014

08

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night, I watched the TILA TEQUILA SEX TAPE in full…twice…and I am a changed man…it was amazing in a hardcore sex, weird behavior, kind of way…

I am gonna watch it again…Here are some stepLINKS…

Shia Sent Producers a Dick Pic to Get in the Movie
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Sharni Vinson Ripped Body in a Bikini
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She Wears Short Shorts
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50 Ways to Bore a Man
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35 Indie Movies Your Should be Excited About This Year
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10 Ways to Stop Over Eating
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Hippie bangs a Banana – I Wonder if it is Organic
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Thug Notes the Romeo and Juliette Edition
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AMazing Girls…At an Amazing Price….Free…
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Lookin Up Some Babes Skirt
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How Sugar Affects the Brain
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Magic Butt Paste
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

One of my New Years resolutions was to eat out more…my wife overheard me telling a random girl I was having phone sex with..and took it seriously…thank god to her eating out doesn’t mean sitting her fat ass on my face…it means going out to restaurants where she cleans out the Kitchen…but even worse…I get seen in public with her….however…all that is better than her sitting her fat ass on my face…because being obese…she doesn’t smell or taste very good…unless you’re into shit…

Here are some links…

Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini
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Alyssa Miller is Single…Maybe…a Whore..Definitely
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Men Who Dress Up like Rubber Dolls Weirdness
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Dennis Rodman Freaks on CNN
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini
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Lohan with a Trophy
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Emma Stone in Boxers Surfing
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A Whole Bunch of Thigh Gaps
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Top 10 Shitty Sky Mall Products….
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Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video
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Kim Kardashian is Chubby Pornstar
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I Wonder How Much Eva Longoria Paid to be the Maxim Woman of the Year
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David Lynch Announces Return of Twin Peaks
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A Lot of People at the 2014 Palm Springs Film Festival
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Day in the Life of a Crab Net….
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Some Random Slag Posing Half Naked
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Sharni Vinson Hot Babe in a Bikini in Sydney
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That is a Very Large Ass
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Some Cate Blanchett…
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Funny Employment Application Picture
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Kim K Gives the Valet 100 Dollars Cuz She’ Rich and the Paparazzi were Watching
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Jennifer Nicole in a Bikini on the Beach
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What to do when it is Cold
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Man Made Surf Break
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Alexandra Daddario Topless
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Paulina Gretzky in a Tight Top
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Rope Swing zipline in NFL Stadium
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Alexandra Tretter is the Random Model You’ll Want to Fuck
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Ice Removal Fail
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Miley Cyrus Cameltoe!
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Some Hot Fucking Baking
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Selena and Justin in Love
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A Bunch of Girls Stuck in Things
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Jumping on a Frozen Trampoline
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Abbey Clancy is Hot in a Bikini
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Pulp Fiction 8 Bit Edition
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Alex Trebec – Raps
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Tanit Phoenix in Black Lingerie
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There is a Velveeta Shortage!
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Hot Ass Auctioning Off her Virginity
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Jessica Simpson’s Spanx are Working Overtime
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HELP GIRLS CUM LIKE PROS WITH THESE ESSENTIAL TOOLS!
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Girls Do Some Crazy and AMazing things On Cam…Crazy and Amazing things…All for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Twerking Naked in the Snow
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Weirdest Video Ever
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A Girl and her Dildo
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Prolapsed Asshole Is Not Hot
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These Tits are Disgusting
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Naked Body Building Slut
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence does W Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence generally doesn’t interest me…I don’t find her hot, I don’t like her body, I don’t care that she’s an Oscar winner, because I feel the Oscars, if not staged or owned by the major studios are definitely not really legit, unbiased, or manipulated by how charismatic or friendly the actress is outside of her movie roles.

You know being the cute, funny, not really worrying about looking weird and awkward girl Jennifer Lawrence seems to be….

But these pics for W magazine…are kinda hot…in a Roman Polanski – my wife just got killed, I am polish, you are 14, drink this wine and take these pills and get in the tub kinda way….

She looks good, not that I am impressed in any way, I don’t get impressed, I just don’t mind looking at these…probably cuz they look like they were shot on film and not an instagram filter…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2014

07

Jan

Reese Witherspoon Bikinis in Hawaii of the Day

Here is the opposite of a bikini bridge …where a mom of 10 and her chubby alcoholic pushing 40 folds hang over the spot where the bridge is supposed to happen…making it less about the bikini…and more about the tidal wave of fat that’s been sent to take out the bridge like it was a natural disaster…we’re talking a Tsunami…when the very thing the bridge is designed to cover and transport you safely from point a to point b…retaliates and takes out the bridge…living it just fragments of fabric people in the future will find and wonder what was once there…

Pretty horrible…but I’m still looking…this bitch needs some special effects to look better than her doughy self looks…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2014

07

Jan

David From Roseanne’s Girl Kelli Garner in a Bikini of the Day

David from Roseanne’s name is Johnny Galecki. He was also the kid in National Lampoon X-Mas Vacation. But I guess more importantly, at least in terms of career, on Big Bang Theory, a show where all these idiots get overpaid for the dumbest thing on TV, that is really popular because it the public is dumb and it talks to them….

His ex Kaley Cuoco recently got married. Now he’s with some latch on named Kelli Garner in her bikini and I don’t even know why I am posting this.

She has a shitty body, so does he…making this some Dan and Roseanne caliber white trash vacation…that will end in pregnancy because look how in love he is….for the paparazzi…seems a little needy…and very annoying…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelli Garner

2014

07

Jan

Bikini Bridge is the New Thigh Gap of the Day

Apparently, bikini bridge is the new thigh gap. For those of you who don’t know, the bikini bridge, is the bridge between hip bones a bikini forms when a girl is lying on the beach in a bikini and her gunt/muff gunt/FUPA doesn’t get in the way and fill shit up like a set of testicles..

I don’t see anything wrong with this, and that’s why I decided to post a bunch of bikini pics to celebrate anything that encourages girls to not be fat…cuz those are trends I support…from fitness to eating disorders…sign me up to judge the end results…

So girls…send me your best bikini bridge pics and remember – they can be panty bridge pics…or invisible bikini bridge pics – I accept them all..

Posted in:Bikini Bridge

2014

07

Jan

Ashley Benson’s Bra Pic for Instagram

I don’t know if anyone cares about Ashley Benson, the chubby girl from the movie Spring Breakers, who I assume may have been on something else prior to Spring Breakers, and who is probably on something now other that Spring Breakers, because that’s what working actors do…they work…but I will also assume that she’s missing the attention she was getting this time last year, because why else would she put up some bra pic, showing off her tits, in what has to be a “Hey look I still have tits, please look people, I need THUMBS UPS and LIKES, they make me feel validated and like I matter….”….

But I could be wrong. Maybe she just likes titty pics and it has nothing to do with fans liking her pics…that’s why she posted it to instagram…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

07

Jan

Rihanna and Cara Delevingne are BFFs of the Day

It doesn’t amaze me that “it” girl model Cara Delevigne is friends with Popstar superstar Rihanna. It seems like a natural fit of two girls who have achieved what the world consider greatness, without really deserving it. It’s like a couple girls making too much money for their own good doing things that make no sense, and that probably come with a shitty fucking diva attitude. I mean famous people need friends, especially when going to public events…they probably even lick each other’s assholes….

It does amaze me that looking at Cara Delevingne, her weird neck chin, her broken down unshowered crackhead face…with what I would say is little to no sex appeal, definitely little to no beauty, but who is a Victoria’s Secret model…< haref="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2014/01/06/cara-delevingne-for-la-perla-of-the-day-2" target="_blank"> BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS shit’s confusing.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Rihanna

2014

07

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears…

I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be….

I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie…

She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

07

Jan

Emmy Rossum’s Naked in Shameless of the Day

Emmy Rossum doesn’t like me, she’s blocked me and told me off prior to her landing her Shameless show….a show that she got because she is willing to get naked all the time…because I guess her shitty struggle in Hollywood needed a break and she got to the point of showing tits on TV rather than tits in a stripclub back home…or tits to some married executive who pays her to fuck…because those kind of tits don’t come with fame.

I know very little about Emmy Rossum, her career, or even why she annoys the fuck out of me…I just know she’s naked in Episode 1 of this season’s Shameless, like she’s been naked so many times before, and I don’t hate her as much as I thought I did….

Posted in:Emmy Rossum