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2014

08

Jan

Beth Behrs Half Naked for Esquire of the Day

I think the show 2 Broke Girls should be called 2 Broken Down Girls.

I think the craft services on the show should be fired or maybe even replaced with someone who brings KALE

If you don’t believe me here’s KAT DENNINGS AT SOME EVENT LOOKING 400 LBS …

It’s not my fault for hating on fat chicks, I fuck fat chicks in my everyday life, I just expect more from people on TV making millions, is perfection from them too much to ask dammit…

Here is Beth Behrs grabbing Kat Dennings Boob on Conan

Here is Beth Behrs half naked and photoshopped for Esquire…Pretty garbage…especially knowing these are photoshopped…

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2014

08

Jan

Asshole Friends of the Day

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Part of the reason I don’t have friends is because they are historically fucking assholes who either use you, use your time, ask you for favors and all around just fucking annoy you and try to embarrass you every chance they get…that is why I am a lone soldier in life…

That said, here is a dude getting it on with one of the hookers at the bachelor party they are on a boat for, and his friend, despite having paid for the hooker, decide to shoot fireworks at the motherfucker, because that’s what asshole friends do..

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2014

08

Jan

Olga Kent in a Bikini of the Day

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Olga Kent is some Russian girl in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls who are waiting in line for rationed bread, or to be human trafficked out of communism….

No wait, it’s not the 80s anymore, and we now live in a time where Russian girls can be gold digging fame whores without pulling fucking miracles…making Olga Kent, hardly anything special in terms of her being here with us in her bikini today….or even that she’s managed to get into Movies…it’s not like she had to escape a communist work camp, or Olympic training facility to be here with us today…which doesn’t make her less hot…it just makes her less interesting.

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2014

08

Jan

Alexa Vega Wedding Erotica isn’t Erotic of the Day

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Alexa Vega got married, which I assume means she also got Pregnant…not that anyone cares about Alexa Vega, unless they are weirdos who watch Spy Kids and think to themselves “I can’t wait to jerk off to this girl when she turns 18” before jerking off to the girl then and there…cuz that’s what weirdos fucking do as they try to rationalize their weirdo behavior…

That said, pregnant or not, she does have big tits….especially for a little Spy Kid who is probably 30 by now, and who has probably already banged Robert Rodriguez many times…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s all about the girl who catches her Bouquet…

I am so romantic…

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2014

08

Jan

Britany Nola for Galore Magazine of the Day

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Britany Nola is some Playboy chick who is not a conventional Playboy chick, but rather a nude fashion model trying to go mainstream and get fans by bringing back erotica…something I support…

She’s not all that amazing to look at, but she’s not all that bad…at least not in these pics she did for my friends at GALORE …who consistently bring amazing photos of amazing girls…that whether you like Britany Nola or not…you’ll still look at the pics….

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2014

08

Jan

Girl Poops in her Hand Outside the Club of the Day

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Thank god for mini skirts…

This is the kind of video you send to friends saying “don’t watch this” even though are compelled to watch it countless times.

It’s old but new to me and amazing….

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2014

08

Jan

Audrina Patridge Bikini Comeback Tour of the Day

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Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later…

However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper.

I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.

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2014

08

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…

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2014

08

Jan

Paulina Gretzky Cameltoe at the Beach of the Day

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Paulina Gretzky is showing some vagina definition…in a bikini and I don’t know if this is an old pic or a new pic…or even if I should bother caring or noticing Paulina Gretzky…because I hate hockey and everything it represents…and thus should hate the product of Hockey money, because if Wayne Gretzky was never Wayne Gretzky, like if he had an injury, he’d be working at Tim Hortons or some other Canadian shit, with a normal fat wife instead of the gold digger who shat this one out of her vagina…

I think it is safe to say, Paulina Gretzky is spoiled, rich white trash, like Brooke Hogan, but I guess when staring at her vagina definition, who really cares about her personality flaws, it’s just too bad she’s not trashy enough to do the Kardashian sex tape hustle, something I like from rich girls who’s dads were too busy getting rich to hug them….it makes me happy.

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2014

08

Jan

Drunk 8 Year Old of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a legit story, but it makes for a good viral video concept, because people get really fucking mad when they see 8 or 9 year old kids getting drunk in public like they are fucking homeless…this happened in New Zealand and I don’t really care about the follow-up story because I am convinced it’s fully staged…but if it’s not…pretty amazing…but not as amazing as when I was fucking hookers and doing speed at 9. Beers is for amateurs.

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