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2013

09

Dec

Dude Hits Girl, Gets Beat Up and other Videos of the Day

It is nice to see that there is still chivalry in the world…when a motherfucker hits a girl anywhere but in the bedroom when she’s begging for it because girls, especially when they are under 25 are fucking freaks and grew up on porn who need that shit because to them it is normal or the only thing exciting…that he gets beat the fuck up…because girls aren’t meant to be hit, they are meant to be loved…even though sometimes those two things collide…it’s only ok to bring out their orgasm….

If you don’t like that…here’s a video of a naked guy getting arrested.

Here’s a loud video of a sky dive instructor giving a few right hooks to his client…he is Tandem diving with…weird.

Here’s two drunk classy ladies fighting….in a very lovely apartment hallway…

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was on a Rosalind Lipsett bikini shoot yesterday, creeping like a pervert, because that’s what I do…even though I am less of a pervert than 99 percent of people I meet…

Speaking of people I meet, it’s always annoying when they happen to be people I may or may not have left comments on their instagram, because a lot of people don’t get what I do or why I do it…they even think I am a cyberbully, especially when they are young, self-proclaimed hipster feminists with their little tits out because they think they are re-inventing the fucking world, even when what they are doing has been done…

We’re all fighting the same fight here…

But the good news is that for every feminist hipster and her entourage with a bad attitude who think they are the fucking coolest who hate me, someone with no hate, there are countless models, pro athletes, actors, and all of you who appreciate me…

I’ll just keep on keeping on…I got nothing better going on….Here are some morning links…from Miami, where I haven’t had sex with Lohan yet…

The Science of Santa
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Perfectly Timed Photos of 2013
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Beyonce Wore a Cow to Vegan Lunch..
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Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger Who Can’t Cook in a Bikini
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Kate Middleton’s Stylish…
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WTF HEADLINE!
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The Future of Everything…
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Big Fucking Tits…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Judge Waives Jailtime for Street Artist Because He May be the NExt Banksy
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Snowball Fight of the Day
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Marion Cotillard in a Dress
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Extreme Teeterboarding
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Dec

CigarsDirect Bring the Cigars in the Very Merry Stepfather Gift of the Day

CIGARSDIRECT CIGARS aren’t just for Bill Clinton Sex Scandals…They make for the best gift for friends, family or yourself…whether you have a classy father-in-law you want to impress or some ghetto weedhead brother…no one would be against this gift…I used to smoke a cigar a day and I’ll tell you one thing…there is little else that can make you feel like a true gentleman even when doing very non-gentlemen type things….it classes up any situation…there are cigars of all kinds of prices and I’ve never met someone who hasn’t been gifted a cigar they didn’t like….it’s one of the most solid…and remember if you don’t smoke, you can always do the Clinton…it’s the fallback multi-tasking you need….

So get yourself some cigars right now from our friends at CIGARSDIRECT!!!

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Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

08

Dec

Jennifer is the Babe of the Day

Hey there JENNIFER …I think you just got me pregnant with your pictures…and the question is will you still love me when I get fat, lazy and complain…blaming it all on postpartum depressions…caused by your hot naked pics…sure I don’t have a uterus, but your pics are a fucking miracles that makes me think anything is possible…

I am glad this is what you do in life and to me…

TO SEE JENNIFER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am still on my pursuit of happiness that is also known as the pursuit of holding Lohan’s hand…since we are in the same city and I figure what better way to celebrate my love for her or put the wheels in motion to date her to for the marketing of the site you know becoming her “boyfriend” like the fat guy she dated in rehab…

But the good news is if the Lohan hustle doesn’t work, there’s 1000s of other babes in this city…lots half naked…so it is really a win/win.

Here are some stepLINKKS

Selena Gomez Lookin’ Hot…
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Miley Wants a BF and A MIllion Dicks
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Girls Who Like to Party
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Malin Akerman’s Tennis Ass Flash
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Shannon is the Slutty Babe of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Party
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Weird Base Jumper Attaches His Parachute to his Skin
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8 Horrible Endings to Romance Novels
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Awkward Meal Supercut
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Messing with a Club Dancer
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Biking on a Pool of Cornstarch
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101 Hottest Celebrity Instagram Pics this Week
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The Robot Revolution…
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Sports GIF of the Day
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Best Protestors Ever – Pissing on Ukrainian Presidents Photo
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Amazing Spiderman 2 Trailer
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Shirtless Germans Photobomb the NEws
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Suri Cruise Gives the Paparazzi the Finger
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8 Things You’ve Seen Parodied a Million Times
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Some Greek Model in Her Underwear
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Nymphomaniac New Posters…
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Jamie Lynn Spears is a Country Singer
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Girls in Front of Mirrors
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Some Anna Paquin…
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The Man Who Sued His Wife Over Ugly Kids Wins
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Girl Who Can’t Use a Gun
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Bacon of the World Delivered to your Door
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Paris Hilton Tweet was Fake
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Freak Falling Down the Escalator
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Cum on a Batman Mask…
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Candice Swanepoel’s Hot in NYC
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Julianne Hough in Leggings…
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Benedict Cumberbatch Reads R.Kelly Genius
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More Amanda Bynes Leaving Rehab
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This Girl is Really Fucking Good at the Splits
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WE LIKE TO ROCK THE PUSSY WITH THESE
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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GET YOUR Porn ON
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Cam Girl Masturbates!
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Church Masturbation!
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Girl Plays With Her Ass on the Playground
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT AND LIVE FOREVER
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Busty Gamer Girl
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Naked Girl with her Huge Dildo
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Japanese Girl Gets Double Botttled
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Chick Dunks her Tits in a Fish Tank
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Dec

Ukrainian Protestors of the Day

If you’re going to organize a protest, you might as well do it the Soviet way which is more hardcore than how Americans do it…cuz it involves a group of girls pissing on a picture of the president, it’s a far more fun than listening to people whine on facebook. Go big or go home..

I don’t know or care what they are protesting, I am just all about their cause.

Posted in:Videos

2013

06

Dec

Amanda Bynes Post Rehab Butt Shot of the Day

I love Amanda Bynes…who you may remember as being the girl thrown into rehab to get out of going to jail while attempting to salvage a career and public image…even if her freakout behavior was the best thing she could have done for her irrelevant self…you know get into the mind of the public, make them believe while showing off some implants, and in turn going to rehab and coming out a new person…

I think she’s fucking fantastic and I am happy to stare at her ass…now that she’s released from rehab and capable of being back to her old self…but luckily she’s still trapped in the prison that is her mind…so good things are to come…literally.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

06

Dec

Jessica Hart Bikini Pics in Miami of the Day

It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt.

In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are.

And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties…

That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone…

Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever….

Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Hart

2013

06

Dec

Kaili Thorne Nude of the Day

Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…and she has a shit stain on her thigh…

You may know her because her older sisters are named Dani Thorne and Bella Thorne…they are some Disney trash with red hair…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…meaning they were raised with perfect questionable morals and values.

Well unlike her boring sisters, she’s getting naked, in artistic nudes so it’s still acceptable… and I appreciate how she rebels and differentiates herself…and I fucking love it cuz her 21 year old body is banging…

I want to marry her tits….even though I fear her weirdo redheaded family…

I like her strategy.

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2013

06

Dec

Sarah Harding Upskirt of the Day

Sarah Harding is some British girl from Girls Aloud some fabricated bullshit pop band from the UK that you’ve never heard of because the UK has the most fabricated pop bands per capita than any other
country….but more importantly, because Girls Aloud is a 90s band…at least based on her face…and her level of panty flashing trying to get as much attention as possible…flashing her panties that are probably part of the dress but that we’ll pretend is something more scandalous…because it makes her more interesting on the internet….

These should be pussy flashes…

Posted in:Sarah Harding