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2013

05

Dec

Beyonce In a Tree Like a Monkey in a Swimsuit of the Day

Beyonce posted these Jamaica bikini pics on her tumblr, that you can assume are all retouched…and it turns out that despite popular belief…Beyonce is not a bikini model…but she probably reminds you hicks of this clip from Oprah in the 80s with a racist…not because I’m racist…but because you are and it’s just the obvious joke when a black girl starts climbing around in trees joke you probably

I don’t really understand why Beyonce is compelled to show off her body…she’s worth so much fucking money, she could keep her Jamaica trip to her fucking self, it’s not like this sells albums, it just makes me think she’s addicted and starved for attention as she hits her 40s and Jay-Z hits every groupie and Rihanna around…

It’s silly…but it happened…

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2013

05

Dec

Rose McGowan Amazing Nudity for Apartamento Magazine of the Day

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Rose McGowan, one of my favorite celebrity boobs, at least for nostalgic purposes, has recently been in this NUDE VIDEO FOR NOWNESS , which may have felt like a shitty student film, but that was pretty fucking genius enough for me, because she was naked in it…and I am a fan of that nakedness, or any excuse for Nakedness, even if her nudity is something I was a little more into 17 years ago…when she wasn’t in her 40s…but even at 40…

I am sure Rose McGowan is more than just tits, she’s always been lovely to me…I’m sure she’s got a great personality and a lot to offer…but that’s not something we can really focus on in these pics..because these pics…are about the tits…and I’m ok with that.

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2013

05

Dec

Karlie Kloss Money Shot of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is hands down my least favorite Victoria’s Secret model..she’s really freakishly tall and really freakishly skinny and weird looking and she totally freaks me the fuck out when walking the runway…but for some reason seeing her bending over like this is probably the best she’s seen her…it’s her money shot, her peak, the best she’s ever done…this is her breakthrough…or maybe I am just a little too into seeing girls bending over so I can surprise attack them….

Who know…but more importantly, who fucking cares.

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2013

05

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Naked But Not in Porn Yet of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is one of the worst things that has been shat out of reality TV…from fucking Diddy to be on some bullshit show Diddy produced…to trying to prove she was smart on the Apprentice…to always being an abrasive as fuck fat chick who had to try to prove that she was more than just fake tits and fake hair that had sex with rappers…as fat chicks do when they start feeling like their are being objectified as a jump off dudes call when drunk and high at 4 am…always the side bitch never the main bitch…only to be ridiculed and cyberbullied into losing her fatness…gaining some self respect…and posing with no bottoms on because bottoms get in the way of penetration…and I guess she’s proud of this work, cuz it’s better than being a stripper or pornstar she was destined to be…otherwise she wouldn’t be posting this shit on the internet.

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2013

05

Dec

Sara Sampaio Dances for Free People Lingerie of the Day

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Portuguese model Sara Sampaio was caught dancing badly on Nina Agdal’s instagram…and I was okay with that because despite popular belief, I have very little involvement in her public image or marketing, but I should be, because if I was…she’d be working the local strip club, high on drugs, living in my basement, pulling sex tricks…because that’s a way better way to live than being a high paid Victoria’s Secret model…I mean struggling like the immigrant she is builds character, this life of luxury just fucks these girls up and takes them off a better course for someone like me looking for a lap dance.

Here she is posing for free people…

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2013

05

Dec

Aline Weber Titties For SCHON Magazine of the Day

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Aline Weber is a Brazilian model…and these are her tits…because when you’re from Brazil, you gotta pull a lot more than showing your tits to end up being a top model for a bunch of major brands…you see cuz there are 100s of girls who are willing to really work it hard…so doing this is like barely an issue for her, and it really shouldn’t be considering that it’s just a set of fucking tits…who cares…unless you’re an arab or a jesus loving virgin…there’s really nothing to see here…except in the USA…it’s deemed porn..

Either way, tits for fashion or tits are still tits..

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2013

05

Dec

Ashley Benson Bikini of Instagram of the Day

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If you saw Spring Breakers, you will know that Ashley Benson is a bit of a fat chick who isn’t shy about getting into a bikini because compared to the average girl, that’s to the American Diet, she’s skinny and thanks to the feedback she got from her bikini work, she probably thinks she belongs in a bikini cuz that’s what people want from her…however…she posted this to instagram and it’s clearly a secret internet fatty move…lying on her stomach and hiding her body cuz her face doesn’t look like it’s retaining water yet…

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2013

05

Dec

Nina Agdal Does Football for Bebe of the Day

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I am really not a Nina Agdal fan at all. I think she’s overrated, and I think her face usually looks like she’s a retarded person, begging for money for her retard home at the mall…and I don’t think her ass is as good as a bikini models ass should be…and I the rest of her is alright…but still nothing worth celebrating the way Sports Illustrated celebrates her because I assume Sports Illustrated bought her from some human trafficker in whatever country she’s from and own her and that’s why they promote her so much….

That said, these pics she posted of her on her instagram with some football paint on her face, even though she’s clothed, is some of her better work in hiding the retard face, and I felt the need to share it with you….

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2013

05

Dec

Monika Jagaciak by Remi Kozdra & Kasia Baczulis of the Day

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Monika Jagaciak is some hot Polish model….who I think walked the runway for Victoria’s Secret this year, but I can’t be too sure because I don’t really give a fuck about all those interchangeable girls, I just look at their half naked pics in anger because this billion dollar empire takes willing, eager models who they own, and don’t get them fully naked, juggling or doing other dancing monkey shit…that they could get them doing…what a waste…

Here are a lot of pics of her that I am posting for absolutely no reason…

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2013

05

Dec

Best Selfie of the Day

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This makes me laugh…some dude was on a bridge about to Jump and some chick took a selfie with him…it’s the best selfie ever and I would have done the same fucking thing because this is a me mentality world we live in…always producing content for our social media…and more importantly, who gives a fuck about some suicidal asshole…it’s not like she can get up there and save him, so she might as well seize the fucking moment and end up on the cover of the newspaper…this is selfie was the biggest thing ever for her and I think I’m in love..

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