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2013

04

Dec

Jessica Simpson is Boxy Christmas Mom of the Day

I kinda like how with the birth of her two kids, an eating disorder that involves overeating Texas BBQ, Jessica Simpson has the ability to look like a white trash mom in her 40s at her office Christmas party in her best dress she picked up at Sears for the occasion…

It’s like a Christmas miracle or some shit, that a mom could look like a mom…showing off some cleavage to distract from the fact she has no neck, probably harnessed into straps and shit…and the whole thing just reminds me how old I am, because there was a time Jessica Simpson was a serious babe…that time..has come and gone…but with every negative there is a positive, and in this case, the positive is new pussy that has replaced her…thank god for that…cuz she’s done.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2013

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Do Taylor Swift of the Day

I am the kind of person who gets offended when bikini and lingerie models try to do things that have nothing to do with bikini modelling like when they lip sync to radio pop songs because some marketing exec, or Taylor Swift’s people felt it was a good idea to do whatever they can to make Taylor Swift people agree to do the show in the first place…because Taylor Swift talks to their young target market….get them buying panties young…and aspiring to be tall and skinny bitches…

The worst thing in all this is that none of these girls look cute, or hot, or even like you’d notice them walking down the street. Is it possible the Victoria’s Secret models are just normals…who photograph well and look good half naked…yeah…it’s really fucking possible..these are tall freaks…stop celebrating them…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

04

Dec

Paris Hilton DJing in Dubai Bikini Pics of the Day

Paris Hilton may be the worst, she may not matter to the general public, the media may not talk about her because she was overexposed and replaced by the Kardashians, but apparently, she matters in Dubai, where she is on a DJ tour, because Dubai is the only place that still cares about Paris Hilton…they like over the top tacky shit…or maybe it’s just how they mock America through our “idols”..

Whatever the reason, she’s been posting bikini pics peddling her line of purses, and whatever else she does to make money, because she’s a hustler…from trust fund…to sex tape…to riches…it’s the American dream…

My favorite picture is the one she posted of her “disguise” in Dubai. but that’s only because it makes me think she’s terminally ill, and a terminally ill hilton is a hot hilton…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

04

Dec

Lohan Posts Nipples on Instagram of the Day


I have been deleted from Instagram a solid 4 times. THIS is my 5th account…I was never too sure why I got deleted, but I think it was a 50/50 split between trolling and leaving amazing commentary on people’s pictures…and posting screenshots from random pornographic things…

You see, the average person is not allowed to post nipples to Instagram, but as you know, Lohan is not average at all, she’s also good for business, because if Lohan was to leave Instagram, at least 1 weirdo would follow…so she’s been posting her nipples…I guess she’s looking for love..and or male attention…thanks to being robbed of her childhood. Seems reasonable to me.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

04

Dec

Bully Knocks Herself Out of the Day

Here’s a revenge is bittersweet situation…that all your bully haters will get excited about…because the aggressor in this video ends up slipping and knocking herself out…to which you all laugh…because despite your holier than thou approach to life…you are still human and like to see people get what they deserve…not that bullying is something that should be punished, the fact is it is human nature, survivor of the fittest, it

If that doesn’t excite you, here’s a street performer going nuts with some NINJA shit…

Posted in:Videos

2013

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about drinking all night…and waking up drunk…half dead…probably better off dead in terms of usefulness…as people aren’t into internet Assholes and internet asshole is all I know…is the morning hangover dump…and here it is..

Weird Topless Gillian Anderson Pic
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A Bunch of Selfies…
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Some Random Nobody in a Bikini
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The Best NBA Post Dunk Taunts
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15 mistakes that Can’t Be Undone – GIF
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This Vin Diesel Speaking at the Paul Walker Crash Site Creeps Me Out…Because I Know Behind Closed Doors they are all Celebrating the Financial Gain.
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An Eagle Stole Some Camera…and the Footage is Funny
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Chopped Off Thumb Prank
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The Ultimate Christmas Movie Supercut
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The Quickest Dishwasher in the World
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Dec

Jenna is the Babe of the Night X-Art, NSFW

Her name is Jenna and despite Jenna being of of those names that is a bit of a cliche name for line of work, this is the Jenna is the opposite of the rugged Jenna you’re probably used to..

She’s young, fresh faced, vibrant and natural looking…I mean she looks like a real girl with no major issues, just into posing nude, because nude is amazing and that’s all we can really ask for from a babe…

Thank you Jenna for being you..

TO SEE HER MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day



In case you didn’t know…TMZ was a link partner with DrunkenStepfather.com…that was up until an hour ago…when I got the above email.

Apparently, TMZ legal team and execs at Warner Bros don’t like me writing my opinion about a 33 year old dating a 16 year old, so close to his death, like all the other sites have been reporting…

I think this is the most tragic thing in the Paul Walker death.

Will I recoup from this loss in traffic and relevance? Stay tuned to see if Jesus Martinez kills himself.

Remember, if you want to get ahead in life, keep your opinion to yourself, follow what the corporate execs tell you, don’t be your own person…be a advertiser friendly robot…like everyone else..that’s how you win.

This could be the “Illuminati”, Hollywood is really powerful controlled by a few people, and they know Fast movies just doubled in value thanks to a well played death. The stories you read are fake, it’s all bullshit and lies, trying to make the world a dumber place.

They post his crash video…because it helps sell tickets to Fast…I talk about his 16 year old girlfriend…and I’m the bad guy…it’s insane.

Don’t be and idiot…Here are some stepLINKS…

At least Vin is Subtle About His Friend’s Death…You Know Not Stoked to be Cashing in At ALl
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A Whole Lot go Selfies….
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Reese Witherspoon in Heels Isn’t Hot….
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Emily Ratajkowski Naked in a Shower
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Moms Don’t Like Bikini Baristas
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Sienna Miler Cleavage….
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Steve Irwin Tribute….
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Brian Williams Raps Snoop Dog…
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10 Things You Do Drunk
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Miss South Dakota in a Bikini 2013
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12 Celebrity Couples You Will Never Forget – But Probably Want to Forget
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Some Chick Posing Sexy..
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Lady Gaga’s Italian Bush for Candy Magazine
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The BEst TV Gifs of 2013
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Some Classy Greek Bitch….
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Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant Watch…
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Classic Sports Cars Exploding
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Cara Santana in a Bikini….
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Here’s one guy who’s happy about Paul walkers death
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Rita Ora Big Tits…..
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Heidi Montag in a Bikini
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Some Babe in Bra and Panties
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Elsa Pataky Stood in For Natalie Portman in Those Love Scenes…Jealous GF…
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Krysten Ritter in a Bikini….
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Candice Swanepoel Topless in ID Magazine
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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Girls Tugs on Clothes.
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Law Studenr Selling Pics of Her Boobs….
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Some NUdity from Some MOvie
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Linda Blair 1982 Titties…
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Emily Ratajkowski Huge Tits for GQ
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Kendall Jenner Hiding From the Paps
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Zoe Saldana’s Booty in a Dress
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Some Chick Named Julia Mancuso Doing Fitness
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Ron Burgundy Scotch
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This Ostrich Can Dance
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Porn Movies – VOD – DVDS – GOOD FUCKING TIMES
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Girl Fucks a Banana
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Vacuuming a Girls Anus….Until it is Ruined
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Some Girl High on Crack Gets Freaky on the Subway
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Corncob Sex Tory
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Some Busty Babe VS Curtains
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Kate Topless on the Beach
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Two Lesbians in the Kitchen
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Are There Ever Really Too Many Webcam Sites? I Don’t Think So….
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Emo Girl on Cam…
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Worse Webcam of the Day
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Bush in Candy of the Day

I could have gone through life never seeing Lady Gaga’s bush, because I think she’s the worst and there are so many other bushes I would rather see, yet, for some reason…a reason called me loving bush, this makes me happy, because her fans and the world will know that pubic hair is not the enemy, so I guess Gaga and I are fighting the same fight on this one, as much as I like to think that Gaga and I should never be on the same side of anything…because Gaga is the worst…but this..all thick and Italian…works for me…she’s won this round…keep up the good weirdness…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|NSFW

2013

03

Dec

HUF Worldwide is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

HUF WORLDWIDE is our third day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR …and the reason we chose HUF is pretty simple…they’ve been making the single coolest socks around for a long ass time and now they do shoes and shirts and pretty much everything you need for everyone on your Christmas gift list…and even the people who aren’t on your gift list…especially any babe under 30 who you know because there really isn’t anything hotter than girls in nothing but socks…but I guess these also work for dudes….but we’re not about to start thinking about that…not here, not now, not when we have step girls modelling the goods….here are the pics.

PHOTOS SHOT BY THE AMAZING, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT


TO GET YOUR HUF STARTED CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY