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2014

08

Jan

Anne Hathaway’s Fat Hard Nipple of the Day

If ever there has been someone who proves the Oscars are a fucking scam, it’s Anne Hathaway…because she won for cutting off her hair..when everyone knows the transformative roles the Oscars want of you is to play a play a retarded person, or a lesbian…not some candy coated musical hooker..

I guess she also proves that once you win an Oscar, you pretty much have peaked, and it’s time to let yourself go…unless she’s prepping for her next Oscar win, where she plays a skinny girl who gains 20 lbs over the holidays…

All this to say, hard nipples.

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2014

08

Jan

Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodrigues Attention Seekers of the Day

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There has been a lot of doubt in my mind about Cara Delevingne, because I get that fashion it girls are determined by gay dudes in Paris, so her little boy Bieber face kinda makes sense to me for fashion campaigns….however the fact Victoria’s Secret scooped her up makes no sense to be, because she’s busted up…

But now, I am starting to get it, she’s a socialite, scenester, groupie, fame whore, who positions herself with the right people, at the right places and just goes with the situation, being the wild and fun one to all the bored as fuck people…it’s a standard situation that has happened before and will happen again…she’s just made herself likeable to the right people in the right circles…because looking at her without hair and make up and hollywood special effect…or that photoshop filter…is like staring at a homeless chick…even when she dykes out with Michelle Rodriguez all wild at a basketball game publicity stunt…just not hot enough at all, yet making millions for being hot…what the fuck is wrong with the world…

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2014

08

Jan

Beth Behrs Half Naked for Esquire of the Day

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I think the show 2 Broke Girls should be called 2 Broken Down Girls.

I think the craft services on the show should be fired or maybe even replaced with someone who brings KALE

If you don’t believe me here’s KAT DENNINGS AT SOME EVENT LOOKING 400 LBS …

It’s not my fault for hating on fat chicks, I fuck fat chicks in my everyday life, I just expect more from people on TV making millions, is perfection from them too much to ask dammit…

Here is Beth Behrs grabbing Kat Dennings Boob on Conan

Here is Beth Behrs half naked and photoshopped for Esquire…Pretty garbage…especially knowing these are photoshopped…

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2014

08

Jan

Asshole Friends of the Day

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Part of the reason I don’t have friends is because they are historically fucking assholes who either use you, use your time, ask you for favors and all around just fucking annoy you and try to embarrass you every chance they get…that is why I am a lone soldier in life…

That said, here is a dude getting it on with one of the hookers at the bachelor party they are on a boat for, and his friend, despite having paid for the hooker, decide to shoot fireworks at the motherfucker, because that’s what asshole friends do..

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2014

08

Jan

Olga Kent in a Bikini of the Day

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Olga Kent is some Russian girl in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls who are waiting in line for rationed bread, or to be human trafficked out of communism….

No wait, it’s not the 80s anymore, and we now live in a time where Russian girls can be gold digging fame whores without pulling fucking miracles…making Olga Kent, hardly anything special in terms of her being here with us in her bikini today….or even that she’s managed to get into Movies…it’s not like she had to escape a communist work camp, or Olympic training facility to be here with us today…which doesn’t make her less hot…it just makes her less interesting.

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2014

08

Jan

Alexa Vega Wedding Erotica isn’t Erotic of the Day

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Alexa Vega got married, which I assume means she also got Pregnant…not that anyone cares about Alexa Vega, unless they are weirdos who watch Spy Kids and think to themselves “I can’t wait to jerk off to this girl when she turns 18” before jerking off to the girl then and there…cuz that’s what weirdos fucking do as they try to rationalize their weirdo behavior…

That said, pregnant or not, she does have big tits….especially for a little Spy Kid who is probably 30 by now, and who has probably already banged Robert Rodriguez many times…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s all about the girl who catches her Bouquet…

I am so romantic…

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2014

08

Jan

Britany Nola for Galore Magazine of the Day

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Britany Nola is some Playboy chick who is not a conventional Playboy chick, but rather a nude fashion model trying to go mainstream and get fans by bringing back erotica…something I support…

She’s not all that amazing to look at, but she’s not all that bad…at least not in these pics she did for my friends at GALORE …who consistently bring amazing photos of amazing girls…that whether you like Britany Nola or not…you’ll still look at the pics….

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2014

08

Jan

Girl Poops in her Hand Outside the Club of the Day

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Thank god for mini skirts…

This is the kind of video you send to friends saying “don’t watch this” even though are compelled to watch it countless times.

It’s old but new to me and amazing….

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2014

08

Jan

Audrina Patridge Bikini Comeback Tour of the Day

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Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later…

However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper.

I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.

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2014

08

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…

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