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2013

21

Nov

Old Lady Gets Slammed of the Day

I am as into old people as much as anyone who has had a grandmother who didn’t molest them…They are sweet, helpless, a nice level of fucking crazy, I mean when they aren’t yelling at you for no real reason other than they’ve lost their shit…

So I don’t like seeing old ladies get slammed, except when I worked the old folks home, and no one believed them when they told on me, because they were old…and everyone just assumed no one was sick enough to do something like that…without remember that assuming makes an ass out of you and me…yo…

Either way, crazy video and If you don’t like seeing old ladies get run the fuck over…you can also see this instructional video that gives me nightmares because it reminds me of every time my wife makes me fuck her…

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Nov

Cailin Russo is the One Who Got Away of the Day

So I follow all kinds of babes on INSTAGRAM …98% of them don’t follow me back..but that doesn’t matter because I Don’t really need them to know I exist to get stare at their pictures for a creepy amount of time…if anything it’s as close as I can get to hiding on a fire escape watching a girl shower…not that I’d ever do that…yes I would…not that I’d ever get caught doing that…yes I have..

Anyway, Cailin is some young So Cal babe, who was cast in a Bieber video, and now other people are noticing her, making her forget me, the creep who likes all her pics and asks her on dates…something I’m used to and okay with…

Here’s the best of her instagram….

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2013

21

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Shitting Herself of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Jennifer Lawrence…I don’t find her hot, interesting, or fun and exciting, she seems like a lot of fucking work, the kind of girl I would want to avoid if she was doing her irritating song and dance in my house…provided I wasn’t too busy buying shit off ebay with her credit card…ignoring the circus act that is her…

You see, I really hate girls like this…they don’t bring me joy, or happiness, and I don’t find them fun. I find them loud, awkward attention seekers…but for some reason…I can’t hate on her for just being her…not many girls talk about shitting themselves on letterman, I just always thought that was cuz girls didn’t shit…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about drinking is…drinking…that and how slutty girls get…because booze makes the heart grow founder….The only sadness is that Wednesday night drunk bitches come with way too many cocaine farts…and cocaine farts fucking stink…

Here are some morning stepLINKS while I wake the fuck up…

Girls with Arched Backs
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I Love Courtney Stodden and her Tits….
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What Dead Rock Stars Would Look Like Today…
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10 Ways Art History Took Over the Internet
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3 Forgotten Graveyards…that Came Back
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Explosive Porta Potty Prank
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Ultimate Guard Fails
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Celebrity Twitter Feuds…
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13 Things from Harry Potter Used for Sex
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If Seth Cohen Proposed To Blair Waldorf….
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Jaclyn Swedberg Looking Hot in Underwear…
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Celtics Fans Dance
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Kendall Jenner is Banging a Harry Styles….
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Secret Girl Language
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GIRLS…Just…Wanna…Have…Fun…And…I…Just…Wanna…Watch
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Nov

Kiki is the Babe of the Night

KIKI is a soviet who is into getting an international following because it pays more than being a mail order bride, gymnast, or circus bear trainer…and thank god for that, because no seeing her naked would have been like me not chatting up girls at the bar, only to find out they were escorts and more importantly, like me not getting a rub and tug while wasted by an Asian 60 year old, who I couldn’t help but wonder what her grandkids would thing of her jerking off my dick…if they know…or if they know…

None of which has anything to do with why I am staring at KIKI trying to cleanse my soul from my behavior, like I would if I had just found out I cybered my sister in a chat room without knowing…hot at the time..but no damn good…

Here are her pics

TO see her more hardcore CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…why is there no homeless people porn. They have thrown in the towel, given up, they don;’t give a fuck and they will work for canned goods…other than the smell…and how disgusting it would be to watch…coupled with the fact no one would ever buy it…I just don’t get why it isn’t a bigger thing.

That said…Law and Order Has Gone to Very Amazing Places….

Here are some stepLINKS>…

Sean Penn Doesn’t Like his Fans
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Britney Kisses – That Slut
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Hot Booty..Hot Booty
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Ali Landry Hot Milf-Ing It
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7 People on skateboards Falling Forever
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Hot White Girl Twerk…
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This Cheating Prank Fail is Pretty Funny…
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Hilary Duff is a Tank
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Rabbit Trap VS Face
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Melissa Joan Hart Old Thickness in a Tight Dress Lookin’ Like Caroline Rhea…
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The Ways Jennifer Lawrence is Better than You…
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Erika Knight is in Lingerie…
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Real Life Prank
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Ram Screams like a Human….
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Leighton Meester is Engaged to Adam Brody
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Taylor Swift’s Found New Cock – She Loves the Cock…
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2 Girls Teaching Sex….(NSFW)
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Shitty Advice from McDonalds to Help their Broke Employees
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Dude High on Molly Ripped His GF’s Stomach Out of Her Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Blowing a Kiss Selfie
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Miley is Friends with Lily Allen….
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Kim Kardashian Spends $80,000 on Post Baby Plastic Surgery – Shocking…
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Miranda Kerr in a Tight Dress….
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Lizzy Cundy Upskirt..
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Abbey Clancy’s Awesome Side Boob
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An Amish Tow Truck
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Lindsay Lohan is Scared of Midgets
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Some Hot as Fuck Instagram Fame Whore
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Some Amanda Cerny Bitch in a Bikini
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Amy Markham – Red Bikini – Nice…
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Florida Woman Renews Vows to Bruce the Ferris Wheel…
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Lithuanian Cheerleaders…are Amazing
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Dude Gets Sucked into a Machine Thanks to Wearing Long Sleeves
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Alysha Nett – Front Magazine…
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Eye Level F1 Drive
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Elizabeth Banks Big Cleavage Tight Dress
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Katy Perry Has a Music Video…and it Sucks…
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Miley Has No Eyebrows
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Ireland Baldwin in a Tight Dress
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Squishy Boobs are Awesome
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50 Weirdest Things in All the States
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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A Couple of Girls on a Shitty Cam Show Together
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Worst Group Sex Video Ever
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Romantich Webcam Masturbation
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Pussy Blows Like a Firehose
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Brandy Talore Big Fucking Tits…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS…SO MANY GIRLS…
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Weird as Fuck Porn….
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Become a Squirt Master!
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Nov

Alyssa Arce in a Red Bikini of the Day

I know I can just google this Alyssa Arce chick and find countless naked pics of her…

I mean I’ve posted her IN THIS PHOTOSHOOT and her in IN THIS PHOOTSHOOT …but her actual hustle is being some busty, hot bodied, serious babe for Playboy, who has a look that is totally relevant, and more importantly, one that may single handedly save Playboy from the gutter hell it’s fallen into the last decade where the women Hef lost his mind and booked all these tranny looking bitches…instead of the Emily Ratajkowski thirsty girls willing to get naked cuz they know they have awesome tits…

All this to say, I’ve been seeing more and more of this playboy girl around and she’s pretty fucking good…good enough to stare at in a bikini…when not staring at her nude…

I approve of her fame whoring, it’s way better than THIS BITCH

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alyssa Arce

2013

20

Nov

Rita Ora Bikini To Shows Off She Lives of the Day

You probably don’t know who Rita Ora is…no one really does…since she’s pretty much a nobody….being packaged to replace Rihanna when Rihanna crashes and burns… same look and vibe…but a little sloppier…and more disgusting….

Well she passed out on set the yesterday, people thought she died, and now she’s in a bikini, which is what you do after you rehydrate after passing out on set…not overly exciting..but whatever….I like near death bikini scares for attention…

To see the rest of the CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

20

Nov

Hipsters Posing for Pictures in Video of the Day

Instagram killed the party photographer, so I guess so I guess it is only natural for the party photographer to put the camera on video mode, while pretending to take pics of people who take a few minutes away from taking selfies, to let a real camera take their pic for a website, that may help them get more instagram followers, if the party photographer tags their shit properly…

Seeing these cunts posing for a picture…in video..is amazing…it’s just missing more tits…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

20

Nov

Some More of the Kendall Jenner Nips of the Day

So it took Kendall Jenner 16 days from turning 18 to wear or at least publish a picture of her nipples in a see through shirt…and it was good strategy because she’s been whored since she was 12…and really showing her nipples in a see through shirt…playing it off as fashion or art or photography, like Kim played off the sex tape as being an accident…is a good way to not look like a attention craving tool in the toolbox that is the Kardashian empire…holding on and staying relevant by shoving their nonsense down our throats..I mean 18 year old nipples aren’t that much of a scandal now that girls fuck at 9…either way, I liked the ass shot..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner