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2013

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Nov

Russia Tries to Kill the Fat of the Day

This is what the States needs to put in place in front of every single vending machine, drive thru window, and WalMart check out line…

The Russian did subsidized tickets for people who do 30 squats…meaning do the squats, save the money, get more fit, do it 3 times a day, and motherfucker, you got yourself a hot booty…

I know what you’re thinking, of course the Russians did this, they are far better than the Americans, just look at every Olympics….or if you’re like me…you’re thinking the US Government would rather spend money on bullshit…corruption while keeping the public fat as fuck…because fat people are lazy, sick, make money for the pharma companies…make less headaches by protesting…

I guess this is to promote the Olympics…and it is genius.

Posted in:Videos

2013

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Nov

Pantsless Sobriety Test of the Day

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Here’s a fun video of a possibly drunk girl getting hassled by some pervert cop who is trying to back her into a DUI because he’s got nothing better to do than harass young drunk girls with a disability….because he already hit the donut shop a few times that day and he figured it was a good time to do some “work” because this babe had no pants on…and a pants off party you can assert your authority over…makes your miserable life with a shitty wife…easier to tolerate…I mean that or maybe he’s actually just doin his job and this disabled girl is actually drunk…but seems like a waste of time for me…he should just traded off her freedom for a handy…I know I would have…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

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Nov

Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is doing some photoshoot for self magazine, where she’s showing off how she stays in good enough shape to cheat on her homosexual husband with barely legal popstars who will always been annoying youtube brats to me…no matter how many 100s of millions they make…or how big his penis is rumored to be…or how goood in bed he is…like some kind of Brazilian hooker….

Any girl banging his hairless…child body…who isn’t his age or younger or a Brazilian hooker…especially when that girl is pushing 30…and a mom…is fucked up….

You see I don’t think Bieber shouldn’t be banging models, girls are drawn to celebrity and even the guy who stars in the local furniture clearance commercial gets laid…Bieber should be in every pussy…but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge the girls who could fuck anyone they want when cheating on their Boyfriends, because they have just as much access as Bieber to man pussy….and the fact this went down is just fucking weird sexual dysfunction…like when you find out your lawyer bangs trannies…pre-implants..it’s like there are so many options you chose this one cuz you’re a fucking weirdo…

All this to say…at least she’s a weirdo who looks good…half naked….I just can’t help but wonder if Bieber stuck it in in this pose…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

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Nov

Sofia Vergara’s Booty Pic of the Day

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One of the co-stars of Modern Family posted this picture of Sofia Vergara hiding her old face because she is 100 years old…while photobombing the picture with what made her matter in the world of entertainment…her ass…an ass that doesn’t necessarily look good in these leggings…but when you factor in that it’s 100 years old…whether in SPANX or not…it’s still an ass mooning a camera…and that’s gotta count for something…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

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Nov

Alana Blanchard on Set at Women’s Health of the DAy

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Alana Blanchard is a pro surfer…ranked in the top 17 girl surfer’s in the world and her ass…like most surfers…is a pretty next level fit ass…which would explain why she’s doing a shoot for women’s health….

Her ass is all round and lovely like it was a black woman…without being a black woman…on a little blonde white girl who is probably annoying and into going to the mall and signing along to Miley songs and shit…

Because surf girls are athletes all fit all balancing on a wave in a half squat for 5 hours a day…shit does magic…

Not to mention, their sport involves them in a bikini all day…all while fighting off sharks…making us look like pussies…while trying to look at their pussies….

Living that beauty and the beach lifestyle …now if only surfer life made their faces better…but I guess there’s no bad face when it’s being shoved into a pillow…on all fours…the way this ass wants you to treat it…

Follow her on Instagram …it’s worth it…

Posted in:Alana Blanchard|SFW

2013

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Nov

Worst Tech Demo of the Day

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I feel like this is probably what goes on – every time nerds come together…literally…because that’s how these kinds of machines get invented in the first place…but it is still an awkward convention booth demo…but sometimes awkward is the funniest shit ever…like what went wrong in this dudes life that made him think volunteering to be this guy was a good idea…I guess we’ll never know…

Posted in:Videos

2013

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Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am so old I remember when sexting was called cyber sex….and it was far less interesting because people who cybered looked like people who cybered.

Here are some links…

Genius Way to Make Fat People Less Fat…All Vending Machines Need This
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This is the Ultimate in Slut Dresses
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Kate Upton is the Entourage Lead – This Movie Is going to Suck
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If you Can Masturbate to This – You are a Masturbation Champion
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Jenna Jameson is Too Old for Porn – But She’s Back – To Finance her Addiction…
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Some Dancing Birds
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7 Best Boob Inventions
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This Baby Seal is Such a Bitch – He Needs to get Clubbed
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Tramp Stamps Y0
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So Many Webcams…So Many Girls…So Much Amazing
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A Bunch of Thigh Gap
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The MTV EMAs in Picture
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

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Nov

Iggy Azalea Checking Out Her Vag Pic of the Day

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2013

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Nov

Clover is the Babe of the Night

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Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Via X-Art

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2013

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Nov

Miley Naked and Painted in Some Love Song of the Day

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I didn’t watch this love video song…but I know I would not sing it to my dream girl who is recently single…she’s a model…and for some reason my pitch that every tall model needs a short fat guy to make her a 10…because this love song doesn’t rape my insides like a good song should…but rather is just commercial pop bullshit that’s overproduced and lacks all substance that anyone with taste would look for…but the commercial..mainstream…mall rats and suburbanites will love it….

I just like that Miley is body painted and doesn’t look like that cow Kate Upton…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus