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2013

30

Oct

Some Rihanna Underwater Bikini Erotica of the Day

I am into Rihanna’s self produced erotica and I don’t know why but I know I can’t help it…I mean I know she’s not the hottest girl out there, I know that her body isn’t the greatest, I know her talent and success are pretty much totally mutually exclusive..,meaning she shouldn’t be this famous based on her singing, dancing, or even look…but in some kind of deal making with the devil…she is…

I guess that she knows it, and that is the reason she keeps up the exhibitionism, it brings back memories of her sucking the dick to the top…and even more confusing than her fame, from shanty to 22 million dollar condo in Barbados is that I buy into her bullshit….

I blame the self shot bikini pics, that are almost unnecessary because she’s so fucking famous, which makes the fact that she does them pretty hype, and I guess I am that easy to win over…

Here are the pics she just posted…while I go drink…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

30

Oct

Weird and Emotional Guy Fieri Fight of the Day

I mean I knew Guy Fieri had some of the worst hair around, but he doesn’t need to be a gay basher about it, even if kicking him out of the car, probably after asking for a blow job, because you can never trust a man with that much product in his hair, at least not when it comes to getting blow jobs from dudes, because this kinda reminds me of every hooker I’ve hired who got a little too comfortable, you know all settled in and not leaving the SUV…

Either way, mad homo and filled with love…I think this is actually gay foreplay.

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Oct

Francesa Eastwood Upskirt of the Day

My new fetish is Francesa Eastwood….and really any celebrity daughter…because there’s something magical about a girl who was raised by a dad who fucked all kinds of girls while with and divorced from her mother…who lived the rockstar life full of booze and drugs in front of them…who was so caught up in his own shit to give them any real attention…but new money enough to just throw cash their way to shut them up and encourage them to do fun things since actors pulled off the biggest scam ever…making money off playing make-belief and thinking they were more important than God for it…which makes for a very amazing dynamic…especially when it is flashing it’s hot and colourful panties…I am into this.

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Posted in:Francesa Eastwood

2013

30

Oct

Coco Smothering a Beach Ball of the Day

Some fat chick posted something on her Facebook about how girls with fat asses are healthier than girls with not fat asses thanks to misreading the article and not realizing that they didn’t mean a girl who was 100 pounds overweight with a fat ass, but rather a girl with a fat ass in proportion to her stomach…something that doesn’t really apply to this fat ass, because her fat ass is implants…but that still made me laugh, but not as much as seeing Coco choke out this beach ball like it killed one of her relatives, too big and old to pull this off, yet still doing this, because either she’s a fetish model, or maybe she just needs the male attention, and for some reason I am totally into the ridiculousness in it…

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Posted in:Coco

2013

30

Oct

Adriana Lima is Not Too Old for Numero of the Day


Adriana Lima proves that even after a girl turns 100 years old in model years, which is around 30 in regular human years, her superior genetics allow her to be someone who despite having babies, and likely a mangled, shredded vagina, to be someone I will look at in lingerie photoshoots, and who magazines will pay to be in lingerie, even though she’s well past her prime, because being past her prime is actually, still hotter than everyday girls…trying to figure that one out is easier when staring at her catholic mom in lingerie for Jesus pics in Decemebrer’s Numero….she’s amazing.

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2013

30

Oct

Drunk Guy of the Day

There’s nothing like waking up after a night of drinking not remembering what the fuck happened, only to log onto the internet to see video footage of you slamming your head through car windows, like that’s even a fucking thing, I mean I kinda prefer just checking my Facebook and text messages to see what girls and girlfriends of friends and family members I offended by trying to secure a bootycall, while this shit is just way more gangster…I guess he’s just a better, more creative drunk than me…I am just so obvious…it happens.

If you don’t like that…here’s a pro boxer who is paid to fight regulars on the street who usually lets them win, but decided instead to knock the fucker out…

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People say no means yes, but I think that’s too risky, I prefer gurgling sounds…because they are a little more abstract..you know not so cut and dry…..

My least favorite thing for a hooker to say is “you’re dick’s not that small”…my most favorite thing to hear a hooker say is not so much her saying anything but more hearing her cry….it motivates me to mend those broken wings…because I am the “Not that small of a dick” superhero…who gives them their crack money.

Here are some stepLINKS…

30 Reasons Why Men Like Halloween
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The Madonna Nudes I Posted Last Week
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The Man Who Has the Crazy Moustache….
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Today in Jared Leto Music…
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17 Pics That Require You to Take Closer Look
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Mom’s Singing Baby and Baby Reacts
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Girls Who Forgot to Wear Pants..
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20 Famous Musicians Before they Made It…
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An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth
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Tow Truck Fail
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Never ask a girl you meet in a bar what her waist to hip ratio is…because you only talk to 0.7s…they will not get your joke or your autism but will definitely take offence to it and lecture you on how you can’t scientifically break down beauty…even though everyone knows hip to waist ratio is science breaking down beauty…

The truth is I just thought it was a funny/horrible pick up line…

Here are some links…

Bar Refaeli Bikinis
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Janice Dickinson Whoring Out for Old Times
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A Whole Bunch of Underboobs
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Lohan and Miley are the Best Duo Ever
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Sofia Vergara’s Amazing Booty in Tight Leather Pants
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Epic Grim Reaper Prank
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Miley in Some Magazine
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A Whole Lot of Selena Gomez in a Bikini
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Her Name is Barbie and She’s Posing How You’d Expect Her To Be Posing
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Britney’s Music Scares Pirates
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These 20 Costumes Should Not Be Sexy
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Hottest Triple Jumper Ever
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Like a Boss Compilation
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Courtney Stodden in a THONG Has the BEst Photobomb EVER
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Batman in Classic Horror Movie Scenes
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Some Sexy Baking
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Stephanie Pratt Dressed Like I Dream of Jeanie
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Alessndra Ambrosio Rocks Animal Print Pants
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A Sloppy, Has Been Panty Upskirt.
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Clara Alonso is a Hot Model…..I Love…
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Eat Your Dinner Bitch
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The Grossest Shit You’re Eating Right Now…No Not Your Wife’s Pussy…
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Calvin and Hobbes Dancing
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Nicole Kidman Sexts
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Britney Spears Sloppy in a Sweater
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Cara With Terry
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Tyra Banks in Underwear
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Miranda Kerr for Elle Japan
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Fran Drescher’s Bra-Less Mess
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Some Greek Babe Paparazzi Titty Flash
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Drunk and Half Naked GIFs
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Ali Larter Showing Legs…
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Upsetting Origins of Everyday Expressions
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Today in Selfies
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Centipede Eating a Snake
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Can Stress Kill You
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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Red Head Slut Posing
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Three Lesbians on a Boat
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The Vine of Porn of the Week
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Three Girls Together in Love for Money
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Oct

Terri Seymour’s Upskirt of the Day

This is what happens when you get dumped by Simon Cowell and you are forced back into the life of a low level fame whore…after having a taste of the good life, the billionaire life, the private jet set celebrity life…you end up leaving parties wasted and spread eagled hoping someone will notice…preferably the media so that some rich Russian, or rich anyone will reach out to her and try to make her their wife….

I guess she thinks that since Since Simon Cowell used her as a beard, there are other’s out there for her, even though I just see her as a failed gold digger…and really if she’s not good enough for Simon Cowell, she’s pretty much not good enough for anyone…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Terri Seymour

2013

29

Oct

CamWithHer Costume Party of the Day

Our friends over at CamWithHer are hosting their first ever User and Model Costume Contest on their forum!

Here’s how it works…They have two costume categories: Sexy And Funny

Models AND users, post their best costume pic HERE

Then specify which category you’re entering the contest and their admins will vote on the best in each category.

The winners will receive 50 credits or a 3 month membership.

Also, on the 30th and 31st, they are hosting a Tip For Treat Free Cams Event. It will be Halloween themed and the cams are free.

The girls will be in sexy skimpy costumes and if you tip them, you might get a treat….


FIND OUT MORE HERE

Could be fun if you’re into cam girls…and really how can you not be into cam girls…they are the best thing to happen to the internet…because they take the work out of trying to get NUDES…

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