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2013

29

Oct

NSFW Pippi Longstocking star Tami Erin’s Sex Tape of the Day

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I am a little late on this…but apparently the Pipi Longstocking tape that was advertised as being stolen and leaked without her consent has hit the internet and is available for sale…but as someone who has been on a porn set, I know that even the fucking make-up artist has to have her ID photocopied and contracts need to be signed, cuz this shit is regulated hard…

This is just another basic example of a basic low level trying to get famous in the most basic way…and the good news is she does anal, but in this day and age, I think everyone does anal…

If this happened when she was still on TV…you know still on Pipi Longstocking and not just a the girl who was on Pipi Longstocking people over 40 remember…this could be interesting…

I mean at least more interesting than seeing a chick craving attention getting cummed on her belly…because I’m always down to watch that shit…even if it’s an obvious fail on all fronts…

People just don’t get it…this isn’t the 90s…sex tapes don’t fool us anymore…

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2013

28

Oct

Celebrity Halloween Costumes So Far of the Day

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It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about….

The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove!

My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate…

Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet…

Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke

Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley….

Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous….

Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version…

Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”….

Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in…

Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage…

Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening…

Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…

Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2013

28

Oct

Rihanna Does British GQ Naked with a Snake of the Day

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Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to…

The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars…

But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me…

To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE

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2013

28

Oct

Helen Hunt’s Bikini Erotica of the Day

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This is like watching the Baywatch opening scene back in the 90s, when bathing suits were pornographic, and TV was something we could masturbate to, because it rode that fine line of inappropriate by throwing in some porn caliber acting and story lines, in an era before the internet and men everywhere being desensitized and seeking throat fucking and anal cream pie videos instead of some blonde bimbo with hard nipples wet and in slow motion…

Only unlike the opening scene in Baywatch, she’s 100 years old and the bikini carwash / bikini hose down / bikini in general is way more offensive than it is erotic…but then again, we are all desensitized sexual deviants, maybe this is the new creepy fetish now that we’ve masturbated to everything else…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

28

Oct

Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day

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If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Oct

Topanga in a Bikini of the Day

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Your inner 10 year old is probably really excited to see these Topanga in a bikini pics, because at 10, you didn’t know better and as the love interest on your favorite show, you had no choice but to want to lose your virginity to her, even if you always found her a little weird looking……and your inner 10 year old may be having a conflict with your current unrealistic expectations of the women you want to see in a bikinis thanks to the media who shoves fit babes down your throat all day…photoshopped to be better quality than this…except in Kate Upton’s case, where they just milk her for being fat…and people seem to love it…

I have no real opinion of this, it’s a girl in a bikini the paparazzi are taking pics of, a bikini that should be a snowsuit, but I’ve got no standards and have been through way worse…that as easy as it is to tease her for this, it’s just as easy to stare and think “TITS”…which I guess is a more positive approach…I mean why hate Topanga…she’s not going out of her way to fame whore or annoy us and she hasn’t been on TV since the 90s…let her be at peace…even though I should hate her for telling me off on Twitter once…

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I prefer seeing her Party Slutting

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2013

28

Oct

How To Make a Pumpkin Bong of the Day

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It’s pumpkin season, which means that along with a lot of celebrities using it as an opportunity to go to the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood for pumpkin purchasing paparazzi pictures, because there aren’t hundreds of pumpkin purchasing options in LA area where no paparazzi linger…attention seeking fame whore assholes.

It also means that every single coffee shop and trendy food place has pumpkin inspired bullshit treats….

It also means every asshole is trying to outdo other assholes with Pumpkin carving creativity, because Halloween for men looking to impress girls, starts with clever carving, like Halloween for every girl, starts with slutty costumes…

Most importantly, it means, you can smoke a bowl out of something a little more thematic than what you are used to, but if you’re a real pot head, this requires far too much work for your stoned lazy ass…but I like watching this host and her silly glasses be silly, even if she would be better off in a matching bra and panty set….

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Oct

Nature Video of the Day

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This reminds me of every time I go down on my wife…probably because of her size and the fact that this exact thing happens every single time….

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Oct

Lady Gaga Strips on Stage at some Club of the Day

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OMG, She’s so high concept…she gets naked for 1.5 gay dudes in what must be some strategically staged bullshit that she’s doing for attention, because that’s pretty much everything that she does…it’s her hustle…and it’s getting boring as fuck, and no one cares, and it distracts us from any talent she may actually have, and I like seeing the collapse, but that may be because I like seeing her ass, it brings back memories of me drunkenly grabbing it behind her securities back before she became massively famous, and it was good…seriously, as gay as it is to say that, her ass was awesome..but in my defence I didn’t feel her balls.

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2013

28

Oct

Lisalla Montenegro for Esquire of the Day

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Lisalla Montenegro, I love you…

She’s a Brazilian model who is engaged to some Baseball Player named C.J. Wilson, because pro Athletes, no matter how childish their names are, always get hot model bitches, models love status, it kinda comes with the territory of being ridiculously rich for doing very little all while being fit…and when you see an Athlete with a pig of a woman, like Omar, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, whether it is social issues or self esteem issues, or even sex addiction issues, that make even the biggest cow seem hot…I mean people do fuck trannies everyday…unless of course it was just a business transaction…which it probably was…not that any of this matters, what matters is Lisalla Montenegro and not so much what she puts inside her vagina…

Here she is for Equire winning my heart.

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