This reminds me of every time I go down on my wife…probably because of her size and the fact that this exact thing happens every single time….
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2013
28
Oct
Lady Gaga Strips on Stage at some Club of the Day
OMG, She’s so high concept…she gets naked for 1.5 gay dudes in what must be some strategically staged bullshit that she’s doing for attention, because that’s pretty much everything that she does…it’s her hustle…and it’s getting boring as fuck, and no one cares, and it distracts us from any talent she may actually have, and I like seeing the collapse, but that may be because I like seeing her ass, it brings back memories of me drunkenly grabbing it behind her securities back before she became massively famous, and it was good…seriously, as gay as it is to say that, her ass was awesome..but in my defence I didn’t feel her balls.
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2013
28
Oct
Lisalla Montenegro for Esquire of the Day
Lisalla Montenegro, I love you…
She’s a Brazilian model who is engaged to some Baseball Player named C.J. Wilson, because pro Athletes, no matter how childish their names are, always get hot model bitches, models love status, it kinda comes with the territory of being ridiculously rich for doing very little all while being fit…and when you see an Athlete with a pig of a woman, like Omar, you know there’s something seriously wrong with him, whether it is social issues or self esteem issues, or even sex addiction issues, that make even the biggest cow seem hot…I mean people do fuck trannies everyday…unless of course it was just a business transaction…which it probably was…not that any of this matters, what matters is Lisalla Montenegro and not so much what she puts inside her vagina…
Here she is for Equire winning my heart.
Posted in:Lisalla Montenegro
2013
28
Oct
Clara Alonso is Some Model I Think I Love of the Day
Clara Alonso is some model I’ve never heard of but I think I love because she’s got 4 arms in one of the pictures and even if it’s doctored and lies, that excites me…not because I am thinking of all the hand jobs she can give in one sitting…but extra appendages is my fetish, even when shot for some fashion bullshit…
Posted in:Clara Alonso
2013
28
Oct
Lais Ribeiro in her Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day
Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian model who like other Brazilian models gets into her lingerie…these are some boring lingerie catalog shots, but I feel compelled to post them, because a day is not worth living, unless I stare at lingerie presented in some of the most boring, uninteresting ways, I mean like on any girl I have sex with, because they are usually only 8s when I am too drunk to know better, and 2s sometimes 0.5s when I wake up…
Either way, here are the pics.
Posted in:Lais Ribeiro
2013
28
Oct
Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are Naked for Fashion of the Day
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Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are a couple of models who really grasp the importance of getting naked to get ahead as a fashion model, I mean it is done tastefully, so what is the big deal in being topless, right? There is none, but before these girls were models, and even now, they are probably still all uptight about getting topless in sexts and shit because that’s slutty, but once behind some hipster photographer creeper getting them half naked, it’s art and it’s gonna take em places, places that are further and further away from my bed, because the more famous a model gets, the less they fuck me…that’s a fact.
Posted in:Martha Hunt|NSFW|Samantha Gradoville
2013
28
Oct
How To Kill a Pumpkin of the Day
I don’t know if this is an old video, but I know it’s a good one, because killing off a pumpkin brings great joy to me… as I sit here hating on Halloween and all things Pumpkin Spice flagored, even though I should be loving all the sluts it brings out…you know because I love sluts and any excuse to dress up like one makes it OK to be a slut with no creativity, who dresses like she was Miley, or some other slut, should make me happy…but maybe I’m just a broken fucking man….like these pumpkins…
Posted in:Videos
2013
28
Oct
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
So much goes on every time I leave the house, from obese women buying 27 dollar bags of peanut M&Ms, to the war on Gluten, to insane girls talking to me in tongues but not using their tongues on me or my asshole…but I never remember any of it…I mean I know I got my dick sucked last night, I just don’t know when or where or by who….or is it by whom?….grammar.
Here are some morning links even though it’s lunch time…
Paris Hilton as Miley Cyrus
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Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Looks Better than Ever According to Kim Kardashian’s PR People
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Please Don’t Dress Like This for Halloween
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20 Lesbian Movies Everyone Should See
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The World’s Largest Moustache
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10 People Who Were Killed By Their Pets
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Scary Vintage Halloween Costumes
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Cow Steals a Cigarette
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Tara Reid’s Half Naked Body Turns Me On…
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Pranking His Mom Video…
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Ain’t No Woman Like the One Getting Naked on Cam for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
27
Oct
White Girl Twerk of the Day
I like that white girls who twerk are called Snow Flakes…because no two snow flakes are the same…
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