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2013

29

Oct

Selena Gomez is Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

I think I just fell in love with Selena Gomez…all it took was a few months to forget she scissored with Justin Beiber in some of the gayest lesbian sex ever…but more importantly it took some touring to shed that pesky 10 pounds of weed and prescription pill weight that was holding you down and making her not very amazing to look at in a bikini in Springbreakers….

She’s the kind of girl I want to sing love songs, written by a team of a dozen people, set up by the record label, in efforts to sell millions of copies, like I am some kind of money making puppet, because she’s into those kinds of long songs…and maybe, just maybe, we’ll scissor one day too…cuz I am an inny not an putty.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2013

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am running on West Coast time, even though I am in the east coast, and I kinda like the easy, laid back pace, all those hippie cults with their juices and shit have rubbed off on me, even if I get nothing done, because luckily I am unemployed…

Here are some morning links at lunch time for you pervert losers…

Is Your Halloween Costume Racist?
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This Church is Shaped Like a Dick
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Turn Around – The Supercut
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You Need This….
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The Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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This is the Subway in Venezuela
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The 25 Best Players in NBA Today
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We Got Ourselves some Tramp Stamps
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The New X-Men has a Trailer and Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Pics Celebrate that….
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Girls Who Have Forgot Their Pants
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New Eminem Featuring Rihanna and it’s Good…
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I think You’re Crazy Not to Click This Link…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I judge you based on your Starbucks order…Drinking Time….

That said…RIP Motherfucker

I was a fan…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kelly Osbourne Hates Gaga in a Bra
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Eliza Gonzalez is Not as Hot Without Make-Up
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Thigh Gap is a Thing…a Very Very Very Amazing Thing….
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Olivia Wilde is Pregnant
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This Year’s Worst Costumes….
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Taylor Swift in Short Shorts
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15 Sexy Superheroes
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Magdalena the Model in a Bikini
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America’s Most Infamous Strip Clubs,
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Kate Upton Celebrating Lou Reed’s Death…
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Best Halloween Cameltoe You’ll See Today
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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OSU Marching Band is Pretty Serious
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Animals Riding Animals
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Katy Perry Riding Bikes in Sweaters Fetish
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A Playboy Lookin Girl Posing
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Solid Titty Infomercial
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Nicki Minaj Cameltoe
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Adrienne Bailon Sideboob
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The Strongest Girl in Russia
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Claudia Romani…is My Friend…and this is her Ass
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A Horse in a Thong Fanning her Ass…Yes…
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The Best News Bloopers of 2013
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Japanese Sportscaster on Nascar is Good.
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Aubrey Plaza is Boring
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Some Random Nude Model You’ll Like
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15 People WHo Don’t Understand How Escalators Work
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Sloppy Wet Camel Toe. Just How I Like Them…
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Pippa Middleton Circus Performer!
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Lazy Halloween Costumes
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Britney on this Morning Show Doing Michael Jackson is So Weird…
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Some Babes in Wheels and Heels Magazine
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Doutzen Kroes Feels Guilty for Being So Pretty….
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Creative Costumes You’ll Like
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Julianne Hough in Blackface Isn’t as Fun as Her in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits…Celebrating Her Birthday
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Girls With Huge Tits
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Shaq Endorsing this Republican is Hilarious
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Here are some Career Changing Roles that Actors Turned Down
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits in a Tight Dress
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Kelly Brook Gives Us A Shot Of Her Ass. Nice Upskirt.
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Bianca Balti in Some Fashion Shoot
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Jennifer Hudson Trying to Look Hot
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Card Trick of the Day
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The Evolution of Beyonce…
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Scariest Halloween Costumes!
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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The Best Ref Ever…
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Some Big Tits Stretching….Hard
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Mom Ruins a Sex Party
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Hooker Sex
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Fucking a Champagne Bottle the Right Way
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LEARN HOW GIRLS LIKE TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Oct

NSFW Pippi Longstocking star Tami Erin’s Sex Tape of the Day

I am a little late on this…but apparently the Pipi Longstocking tape that was advertised as being stolen and leaked without her consent has hit the internet and is available for sale…but as someone who has been on a porn set, I know that even the fucking make-up artist has to have her ID photocopied and contracts need to be signed, cuz this shit is regulated hard…

This is just another basic example of a basic low level trying to get famous in the most basic way…and the good news is she does anal, but in this day and age, I think everyone does anal…

If this happened when she was still on TV…you know still on Pipi Longstocking and not just a the girl who was on Pipi Longstocking people over 40 remember…this could be interesting…

I mean at least more interesting than seeing a chick craving attention getting cummed on her belly…because I’m always down to watch that shit…even if it’s an obvious fail on all fronts…

People just don’t get it…this isn’t the 90s…sex tapes don’t fool us anymore…

Posted in:NSFW|Pippi Longstocking|Tami Erin|Videos

2013

28

Oct

Celebrity Halloween Costumes So Far of the Day

It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about….

The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove!

My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate…

Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet…

Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke


Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley….

Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous….



Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version…


Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”….

Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in…

Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage…




Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening…

Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…



Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2013

28

Oct

Rihanna Does British GQ Naked with a Snake of the Day

Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to…

The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars…

But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me…

To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

28

Oct

Helen Hunt’s Bikini Erotica of the Day

This is like watching the Baywatch opening scene back in the 90s, when bathing suits were pornographic, and TV was something we could masturbate to, because it rode that fine line of inappropriate by throwing in some porn caliber acting and story lines, in an era before the internet and men everywhere being desensitized and seeking throat fucking and anal cream pie videos instead of some blonde bimbo with hard nipples wet and in slow motion…

Only unlike the opening scene in Baywatch, she’s 100 years old and the bikini carwash / bikini hose down / bikini in general is way more offensive than it is erotic…but then again, we are all desensitized sexual deviants, maybe this is the new creepy fetish now that we’ve masturbated to everything else…

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Posted in:Helen Hunt

2013

28

Oct

Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day

If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Oct

Topanga in a Bikini of the Day

Your inner 10 year old is probably really excited to see these Topanga in a bikini pics, because at 10, you didn’t know better and as the love interest on your favorite show, you had no choice but to want to lose your virginity to her, even if you always found her a little weird looking……and your inner 10 year old may be having a conflict with your current unrealistic expectations of the women you want to see in a bikinis thanks to the media who shoves fit babes down your throat all day…photoshopped to be better quality than this…except in Kate Upton’s case, where they just milk her for being fat…and people seem to love it…

I have no real opinion of this, it’s a girl in a bikini the paparazzi are taking pics of, a bikini that should be a snowsuit, but I’ve got no standards and have been through way worse…that as easy as it is to tease her for this, it’s just as easy to stare and think “TITS”…which I guess is a more positive approach…I mean why hate Topanga…she’s not going out of her way to fame whore or annoy us and she hasn’t been on TV since the 90s…let her be at peace…even though I should hate her for telling me off on Twitter once…

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I prefer seeing her Party Slutting

Posted in:Topanga

2013

28

Oct

How To Make a Pumpkin Bong of the Day

It’s pumpkin season, which means that along with a lot of celebrities using it as an opportunity to go to the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood for pumpkin purchasing paparazzi pictures, because there aren’t hundreds of pumpkin purchasing options in LA area where no paparazzi linger…attention seeking fame whore assholes.

It also means that every single coffee shop and trendy food place has pumpkin inspired bullshit treats….

It also means every asshole is trying to outdo other assholes with Pumpkin carving creativity, because Halloween for men looking to impress girls, starts with clever carving, like Halloween for every girl, starts with slutty costumes…

Most importantly, it means, you can smoke a bowl out of something a little more thematic than what you are used to, but if you’re a real pot head, this requires far too much work for your stoned lazy ass…but I like watching this host and her silly glasses be silly, even if she would be better off in a matching bra and panty set….

Posted in:Videos