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2013

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Never ask a girl you meet in a bar what her waist to hip ratio is…because you only talk to 0.7s…they will not get your joke or your autism but will definitely take offence to it and lecture you on how you can’t scientifically break down beauty…even though everyone knows hip to waist ratio is science breaking down beauty…

The truth is I just thought it was a funny/horrible pick up line…

Here are some links…

Bar Refaeli Bikinis
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Janice Dickinson Whoring Out for Old Times
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A Whole Bunch of Underboobs
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Lohan and Miley are the Best Duo Ever
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Sofia Vergara’s Amazing Booty in Tight Leather Pants
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Epic Grim Reaper Prank
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Miley in Some Magazine
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A Whole Lot of Selena Gomez in a Bikini
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Her Name is Barbie and She’s Posing How You’d Expect Her To Be Posing
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Britney’s Music Scares Pirates
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These 20 Costumes Should Not Be Sexy
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Hottest Triple Jumper Ever
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Like a Boss Compilation
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Courtney Stodden in a THONG Has the BEst Photobomb EVER
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Batman in Classic Horror Movie Scenes
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Some Sexy Baking
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Stephanie Pratt Dressed Like I Dream of Jeanie
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Alessndra Ambrosio Rocks Animal Print Pants
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A Sloppy, Has Been Panty Upskirt.
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Clara Alonso is a Hot Model…..I Love…
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Eat Your Dinner Bitch
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The Grossest Shit You’re Eating Right Now…No Not Your Wife’s Pussy…
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Calvin and Hobbes Dancing
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Nicole Kidman Sexts
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Britney Spears Sloppy in a Sweater
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Cara With Terry
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Tyra Banks in Underwear
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Miranda Kerr for Elle Japan
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Fran Drescher’s Bra-Less Mess
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Some Greek Babe Paparazzi Titty Flash
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Drunk and Half Naked GIFs
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Ali Larter Showing Legs…
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Upsetting Origins of Everyday Expressions
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Today in Selfies
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Centipede Eating a Snake
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Can Stress Kill You
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Ain’t No Party Like a Girl Getting Naked Party…Let’s Party
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Red Head Slut Posing
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Three Lesbians on a Boat
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The Vine of Porn of the Week
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Three Girls Together in Love for Money
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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2013

29

Oct

Terri Seymour’s Upskirt of the Day

This is what happens when you get dumped by Simon Cowell and you are forced back into the life of a low level fame whore…after having a taste of the good life, the billionaire life, the private jet set celebrity life…you end up leaving parties wasted and spread eagled hoping someone will notice…preferably the media so that some rich Russian, or rich anyone will reach out to her and try to make her their wife….

I guess she thinks that since Since Simon Cowell used her as a beard, there are other’s out there for her, even though I just see her as a failed gold digger…and really if she’s not good enough for Simon Cowell, she’s pretty much not good enough for anyone…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Terri Seymour

2013

29

Oct

CamWithHer Costume Party of the Day

Our friends over at CamWithHer are hosting their first ever User and Model Costume Contest on their forum!

Here’s how it works…They have two costume categories: Sexy And Funny

Models AND users, post their best costume pic HERE

Then specify which category you’re entering the contest and their admins will vote on the best in each category.

The winners will receive 50 credits or a 3 month membership.

Also, on the 30th and 31st, they are hosting a Tip For Treat Free Cams Event. It will be Halloween themed and the cams are free.

The girls will be in sexy skimpy costumes and if you tip them, you might get a treat….


FIND OUT MORE HERE

Could be fun if you’re into cam girls…and really how can you not be into cam girls…they are the best thing to happen to the internet…because they take the work out of trying to get NUDES…

Posted in:Sponsored|Videos

2013

29

Oct

Kelly Brook Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook is promoting lingerie, because despite being a little old, a little chubby, all womanly, people fucking love her…and she loves that they love her…that’s why she’ got a “miscarriage” back when she was about to throw in the towel and kill her vagina for love…right before she got a second wind and decided to focus on her big natural, fertile, career before it was too fucking late…

She’s a classier Katy Price, which isn’t saying much, because they are both girls who figure out how to use their tits to market themselves aggressively to some millionaire level, which is pretty insane, considering all girls have tits, but only a select few put in the work to exploit them, and those select few are my fucking favorites…cuz without them, I’d be titles….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

29

Oct

Adele Exarchopoulos for GQ of the Day

These GQ pics of Adele Exarchopoulos, an actress who you probably only heard about last week, when the movie she has a lot of scandalous sex in was on the press tour because it was finally allowed in the USA, despite being pretty fucking racy, a movie I POSTED SOME HOT GIFs From …hot GIFs that are substantially better than these week old GQ pics, but I endorse any actress willing to get fucked on camera, especially at such a young and new to the industry age…so here she is, even if you’ve seen it before…

Here’s the video…

I call this post an excuse to link to THE HOT NUDE GIFS FROM THE MOVIE SHE IS IN

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos

2013

29

Oct

Anastasia Ashley in the Best Surf Video Ever of the Day

I have been trying to marry Anastasia Ashley…for the last 3 months. She’s a fucking star on all levels and I love her for more than just her fearless approach to life, her surfing and what one may consider shameless or even exhibitionism on her instagram…

I think is amazing…even if it’s not smeared up against my face…which it should be and the fact that it isn’t makes me sad.

That said, She’s been getting all kinds of shit today on the internet because she posted this video of her ass being amazing before catching a wave, if that’s even surf talk, I’m not really in that world, and I don’t know what’s up in general…maybe that’s why Anastasia won’t marry me…but what I do know is is fit round asses when I see them and it seems like this ass is fit and round and I want to chip my tooth on it…

You see surf girls, even the fat, ugly, troll-like ones all have rocking’ asses…but some get more hate than others and since I want to be her superman…I am here to defend her…

The fact is simple, she’s in a bikini all fucking day, so being in a bikini isn’t a thing for her, it’s like her posing in pants would be more unnatural for her, she’s got a great fit body, that she’s spent her life working on, that she’s clearly comfortable with, and just living, is not exploiting it just cuz she’s showing it….

No one hates on a nurse for posing in her blood and semen covered scrubs…you see this is her fucking uniform…

People can choose to watch her or ignore her, they can even hate on her, even though that’s kinda homosexual, but shitting on her for having a great shitter that happens to go everywhere she goes, because if it didn’t, that would be weird.

Girl surfers, no matter how good they are, are second rate to the men. Their prize money is shit, they need to work their asses off for sponsors who pay them whatever is left from their budget that isn’t spent on dudes, and their entire existence and ability to surf full-time depends on being spokesmodels to their brands…All surfers do this….

So the reality is, this Anastasia angel sent from heaven to ruin my life bitch can surf, she wins, she’s insane, she’s got a bigger personality than the waves she kills herself on, she works hard on surfing daily, and her ass is just her fucking ass…but here she is being hated for what is probably the best video ever, but I may just be saying that cuz I am smitten with her.

You see the industry treats these girls like models, people want these pictures and videos, their livelihood depends on it, but when they happen, everyone takes a “Higher than thou” stance, and hate on it, when really they are all the reason for it….and really what’s the big fucking deal…she’s in a fucking bathing suit surfing yo….chill the fuck out.

I am glad this video happened, because it gives us all something to compare our wife’s shitty, lazy, boring asses to…it gives me hope of one day shoving my tongue up in this….

It’s not like she’s released a sex tape to get a reality show like Kim Kardashian and all the other fame whores…she’s a suffer and this is a surf video…It’s not like she posted this and emailed all the blogs asking for it to be posted…she’s just a fucking surfer and you’re all just a bunch of perverts for thinking it’s just a strategic gratuitous ass video…and even if it was…I’ll take two more…

People just like to hate…and the only thing I hate is that Anastasia Ashley won’t be my Valentine for the rest of time…til death do us part….like we were Final Destionada….

All this to say, I wish I was her wet suit…just for a day…all covered in her pee…it would be magical…we’re all allowed to have dreams….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2013

29

Oct

Back of Truck Comedian Fail of the Day

I don’t know where this video was shot, or when it was shot, I just know it happened, it is in another immigrant language and it’s ridiculous.

From my deep investigative journalism approach to this video, I watched it and saw a topless dude trying to make people laugh with some chick he was in the back of a truck with, in what I assumed was going to be a little public sex video that I would have definitely watched, but rather became a fail video, that I will still watch, because lets face it, assholes trying to be funny, getting owned by fate, make them actually funny..which is ultimately what they were going for, it just happened in a better way that their retard ass intended for it….

If you don’t like that, here’s a dude ambushing his neighbor’s dog with an air horn to keep it from crapping in the yard…

Or maybe you prefer this Woman Driver

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Oct

Georgia May Jagger for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger and her model/rockstar genes, not because I’ve been a Rolling Stone fan for years and want to experience the least gay way to get to genetically the same lips as Jagger, something I am sure Gene Simmons’ daughter goes through with his crazy fans all the time….and not because I am I’m old enough to really remember Jerry Hall’s modelling, because she was working in a time when I was probably having sex with Mexican prostitutes in Mexico, and not reading the fashion magazines like some kind of poofter…I am a fan of Georgia May Jagger because she’s got a great name, and an even better look, her trust fund may also make her the kind of girl you’d want to K-Fed, but I am more into the fact that she isn’t a fame whore or gold digger, she’s got money and is just being hot for her own hustle, which to me is amazing…she was probably raised to be awesome, around cool people, in cool places, with the perfect level of daddy issues from him never being around, to understanding that guys like to spread their seed across many women…not to mention she’s been knee deep in the party forever…making her the prized fuckin hen at the county fair we call life…and I want to get her pregnant…if only the internet could make that love happen for me

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2013

29

Oct

Lauren Hastings Titties for Jason Lee Perry of the Day

I am Facebook friends with photographer Jason Lee Perry, so I’ve seen a lot of his pics over the years…

I am also Facebook friends with Lauren Hastings, and I have been for a very very long time, we’ve had a bunch of what were probably creepy conversations, but have never actually met in person, which is probably one of life’s great tragedies, because based on these topless pics of her, I would totally try to get her pregnant…and spend the rest of my life with her…

I think our love affair started back in 2007 when Lauren was just an LA girl doing the occasional commercial modelling job, who had her clothes stolen by Lohan, something I would totally do, if it was dirty…preferably panties, back when Lohan was just starting out with her stealing shit from people…and

It started from being ignored by her then, to being ignored by her now, we’re here…she’s worked the scene proper, has far more followers and relevance even though she’s older and I believe she’s gonna seriously, finally, hit big…and I support that because girls who ignore me turn me on the most, especially when I can stare at their titties…

She’s hot enough to pull it off, and I like staring at her hipster nudes…now I just need to figure out how to make her love me…

Here’s their lovely shoot that I want to get pregnant…

Posted in:Lauren Hastings|NSFW

2013

29

Oct

Very NSFW Adrien Broner Sex Tape of the Day

You know how it is when you’re a bored overpaid athlete…you have girls throwing themselves at you all fucking day and even when they aren’t….it’s just a matter of making a phone call…since you know as well as they know that they are just in it for the money anyways, so whether they are legit gold diggers or groupies or hookers…in your mind they are all the fucking same…and you have sex with them regardless because there is just a lot of downtime and nothin’ to do in your privileged life…

The funny thing is that girls know that Athletes are all alpha males with a lot of money, yet they jump at the opportunity to be jumped by them, like it is some kind of status thing…so weird.

The only pro athletes who aren’t out fucking random young sluts without a condom in hotel room threesomes are the weirdo Jesus freaks who play baseball, but other than that…it’s an anything goes free for all orgy filled with unwanted pregnancies, illegitimate babies and courtroom paternity test settlements…

He’s a boxer, and like many boxers before him, he’s all testosterone fueled and the bitches be ready to fuck…this was leaked to Worldstar cuz the girls are probably trying to fame whore…use every opportunity you can yo….

Started from the unprotected sex with the ratchets…now we’re here…

Who really knows if it is him all I See is unprotected EGGPLANT …and to celebrate that…you should GET THIS it’s the unofficial sex tape mercy.

Posted in:Adrien Broner|NSFW