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2013

22

Oct

Beach Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

This beach brawl video isn’t even that good, it’s just a ridiculous voice over edit that for some reason I thought was funny for the 10 seconds I watched it, a reason I call alcoholism and hatred for frat boy jock types who would find this funny, and the irony in this being one of their jokes and something you know they thought was genius while putting together, made me chuckle…or some shit…

The good news is that here are some other videos…an unexpected accident…

21 People Light Themselves on Fire

A Girl Vs a Vacuum Cleaner

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Oct

Izabel Goulart is Amazing of the Day

Izabel Goulart is the fittest model Victoria’s Secret failed on, and in a lot of ways I like that she got deported back to Brazil where she takes a lot of selfies of her working out, because I like seeing selfies of bitches working out, it’s better than me working out and it’s far better than me going to the gym to watch bitches working out, because any gym I’ve been to, the chicks working out are the ones who need to be working out and not the ones who already won from working out…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t just look at Izabel..cuz she’s won motherfucker….

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2013

22

Oct

Alyssa Arce Hot Model I’ve Never Heard Of of the Day

Alyssa Arce is Playboy’s Miss July….

I had never heard of her before seeing pics from this photoshoot, where clearly she’s fucking lovely, and I guess this means Playboy, a magazine that had fallen hard into the depths of horrible, because they had senile Hefner trying to determine who was hot enough for the cover, and in doing that chose all these horrible bitches, turning what was once a premium magazine, into some gutter porn shit…that people couldn’t even jerk off to if they wanted to because it was just fucking awful across the board…

Well, I guess until July, when Alyssa Arce exposed her vagina in it, because after seeing these pics of her, I approve of these titties…and it’s really all about what I approve…when it comes to billion dollar companies who do what I do better…right…

All this to say, who cares about Playboy, let’s stare at Alyssa Arce…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce|NSFW

2013

22

Oct

Twerking to Beethoven of the Day

Over one year ago a Burlesque dancer put up this video of her doing an ass dance to Beethoven…that has been repackaged as a twerk….even though if you ask anyone who isn’t a 15 year old Miley Cyrus fan, who has been to a strip club at least once in the last 20 years….they will say “Oh that’s how the black girls and a few white girls dancing to hip hop do their thing”…it’s old news to any pervert into asses and the ability for asses to jiggle while they work….

Today, this video is going viral, and I know this because it has been emailed to me at least once and that usually means we’re in too deep…

So I figure let’s give this girl more attention because sometimes you’re ahead of your time and it takes Miley Cyrus to make a word trend, only for your video to get picked up…good times…cuz I am all about the ass jiggle, even if I think Burlesque is the fucking worst shit fat girls have ever done to us…

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think the foundation of the East VS West hip hop wars was less about fake controversy started up by the record labels to get people talking about their artists, and everything to do with the time difference…

I mean shit, I’m just waking up and you motherfuckers are already done lunch…

Here are some links…

Betty White Does the Miley
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Taylor Swift is Probably Pregnant
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Fame Whore Engaged to Fame Whore After Fame Whore Proposal
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Girls Still Have Tramp Stamps
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Dogs Shaking in Slow Motion
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8 Video Game Characters You Wish You Could Murder
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Kim KArdashian is the Fucking Worst….
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Live Nude Girls…Live Nude Girls….
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2013

21

Oct

Jenna Jameson’s Going to Die of the Day

Jenna Jameson is addicted to prescription pills. She’s been kicked out of her house and her kids have been taken away from her. She’s a mess.

I saw her last week in Jersey and she looked liked she was about to die…I met one of her exes this week and he didn’t have very nice things to say about her….apparently she’s always been a horrible unstable junkie and here I was thinking porn bred top quality girls you want to bring him to mom.

She is on tour promoting a romance series that she is involved in called Sugar and her handlers, who I am sure aren’t all that involved in taking care of her, allowed her to go on TV where she made a total fool of herself because she is full of pills and seemingly totally out of her fucking mind….which I guess a nice stop to make before officially killing yourself off.

I mean this has been going on for years. I was at the AVN awards her last year in the business and she made a speech similar to this, this is going back 8 years, she’s just a wreck that I am sure is going to end soon, because when it gets to this point of trying to mask all those sad feelings with medication instead of random penis…it’s usually too far gone to come back from…

That’s not to say she’s like this everyday all day, but she was this way on TV today and that’s probably the day she should have saved the pills until the end of the day….

The whole thing is sad.

Posted in:Jenna Jameson

2013

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something pretty funny about hearing two thirty year old girls on some weird midlife crisis pilgrimage to California talking about how they only want fit and healthy guys…as they drink a bottle of champagne at 11 am eating a dirty breakfast only to get up and be bottom heavy fat chicks…it’s like maybe they should put less importance on the homies having a 6-pack and more on their own fat asses being less fat…

Here are some links…

Does the World Need More Shia LaBeouf Pubic Hair
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Ryan Reynolds Got Puked On…
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Some Random Chick in Cosplay
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Bieber Dropped 1 Million on Lap Dances
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Hayden Panettiere’s Shitty See Through
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Celebrity Halloween Costumes…
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This Is Why He’s The Greatest Ever!!
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Claire Danes Jogging…
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How To Take a Slutty Selfie
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Walking Dead Monster Mash….
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Kid Does Wheelie in Traffic….
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Some Extreme Trampoline…
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25 Thinks You Didn’t Know About Lizzy Caplan
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Crackhead Titties!
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Kim Kardashian Selfie Pics Of Her Giant Ass
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Fish Farming Video of the Day
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Rihanna is Amazing at Being Muslim
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Katy Perry in a Corset
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Paris Hilton at the Pumpkin Patch
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Trinny Woodall Flashing her Cunt…
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Courtney Stodden is Amazing
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Girls Showing Cleavage…
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Ashley Greene And Her Nipples Poking Around LA
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Russia’s Drunkest Driver
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Race Car Driver Recovery!
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Taylor Momsen in Maxim is Sexy
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Biker Eats It
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Katy Perry in a Tiger Dress
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Who’s The Bigger Whore?
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Lookin Hot…
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Three Year Old Operating an Excavator
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Just Show Us Your Pussy And Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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Some Traditional Dance to Du Hast
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Justice for a Bike Jacking
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Bieber has a Creepy Song
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Why Women Wear Bikinis
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Sandra Bullock Takes Halloween Seriously
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Julianne Hough Hot Ass in Leggings
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25 Hottest Pics of Candice Swanepoel
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Obama Catches a Girl Falling at his Press Conference
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Kimberly Garner in Fuck Me Boots
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Eliza Doolittle in Slutty Dresses
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LeAnn Rimes is Ironic in Her Pictures…
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Look Who The Kardashian’s Are Pissing Off Now…
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Miley Cyrus Selfie!
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A Couple Discovers Both Sides of a Rainbow…
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We All Need a Banana Eating Porcupine.
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Johnny Depp with Blonde Hair is Hysterical
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Morrissey is a Humansexual
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Jada Cheng is Some Asian Low Level Model Topless
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Live Nude Girls…Live Nude Girls….
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Hot Cam Girl Vs Dildo
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Amazing Chick Naked…Naked
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Some Babe Posing on the Bed
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Girls Shaving Each Other
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Cam Girl Tits!
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Girl Gives Herself a Huge Facial
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Lisa Ann in a Purple Bikini….
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Weird Cam Girl Dance Party
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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2013

21

Oct

Bottom Feeder Kelly Brook’s Bottom of the Day

Kelly Brook is some old, nearing retirement, bikini model who has been showing off her tits in pictures for the last couple of decades…she has even gone so far as to have a “miscarriage” in efforts to not destroy her curvy body when things finally started to turn around for her…and now she’s playing the instagram game like all the good fame whores and you know what…she looks fucking awesome…especially with that big fat Kim Kardashian ass…as she tries to ride the Kim Kardashian fat ass crave…while people like me who like fat asses every once in a while, even on old ladies, watch…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

21

Oct

Miley Cyrus Selfie of the Day

A day is not a day worth living without a Miley Cyrus selfie for attention because I am totally buying into this Miley Cyrus pop hip hop movement and everything that comes with it because I don’t care that black girls have been twerking forever, or that Miley is doing nothing new or exciting, I just care that whatever it is she is doing, is actually happening because it’s great on all levels…including her selfies.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

21

Oct

Arnold Schwarznegger Vs Downs Syndrome of the Day

This is hands down the video of the day…even though it is a year old…turn the volume on….it’s gold.

If you don’t like that – maybe you like some Obama staged fainting to make himself look like a hero for votes…I know I do..

Posted in:Videos