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2013

05

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

05

Nov

Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

This happened a few days before Bieber fell off and went to a brothel to get AIDS from tranny Brazilian hookers, as people like to do when partaking in some sex tourism…it was in concert when motherfucker got hit by a bottle…a storyline that would be more interesting if it was a bullet, or really any explosive, because a dead Bieber makes for a better and safer world for the youth of tomorrow…not that I care about Bieber, but I do care about seeing him get hurt and running off stage..

Posted in:Bieber

2013

05

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Finally convincing the girl you’ve been sexting for the last 8 months into sending you a vagina pic, only to discover that her vagina is actual a penis…is a bit of a bummer.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Stupid Miley Selfie of the Day
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Kristen Stewart Face…
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These Star Wars Vibrators are Nutty
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Today in Tramp Stamps!
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Raccoon Eating Grapes….
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Jamie Alexander Tight Dress
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Jordan Carver Big Tits
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Actors who are Shorter than You Think….
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This Doge Shit is Going Nuts…
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These 10 Companies Own Everything…
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1000s of Girls…For You…At Any Given Time…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Nov

Mila K is the Babe of the Night

Her name is MILA from X-ART and I am going to assume she’s from Eastern Europe, because I typecast like that, but I think we can all agree that wherever she is from, it must be a lot like heaven, because she’s pretty fucking perfect…I blame her dark hair, blue eyes and being naked as fuck..

It always amazes me when nude models don’t look like broken girls, but rather, like perfection…it’s like this can’t be right, even though it is so right…

Amazing..

TO SEE MORE OF MILA GETTING WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW

2013

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I want your HPV all over my face is not a good pick-up line….even if it is statistically totally accurate…sometimes you gotta keep science out of love…

Farrah Abraham is Amazing
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This is Your New Wonder Woman
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15 People who Got Arrested for Being Weird.
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Michelle Pfeiffer was in a Cult
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20 Solid Moustaches
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75 Pics of Candice Swanepoel in Lingere
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Today in Taylor Swift
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Spinning Karate Kick
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Cool Motorcycle Bike
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Britney’s New Song Called Perfume
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Celine Dion Defends Miley – Ends Up With a Viral Video…
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Ali Larter in 2001
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In Case You Care – Eva Mendes is Single
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Chinese Construction is Fun
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Miley Had Sex with Benji Madden
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I love This Lady Gaga at the Youtube Awards
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Star Wars Trailer the Blooper Edition
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Slutty Celebrity Pics
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Drew Barrymore is Baby Making…
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Lizzie Cundy AWESOME Nip Slip
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Mug Shot of the Day
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Get Your Movember Prostate Massage
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Nicki Minaj Solid Ass
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Slutty Halloween Costume Round Up
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Hilary Duff’s Model Legs…Right…
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Ninja Dogs
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Some Greek Babe’s Tits…
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Thinspiration Bikini Model of the Day
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This is Pretty Cool…
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Default Emily Ratajkowski in Bra for DIY Project
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20 Celebs Who are Extremely Smart
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I’d Like To Nuzzle My Cock Between Her Ass Cheeks
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A Gif of a Girl Crawling
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Kate Bosworth Topless!!
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Denver Nuggets Mascot Passing Out Hilariousness
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Some babe named Briana Lee is Hot as Fuck
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The Hottest Vegetarian Bitches
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Some Big Fucking Tits
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Eva Longoria See Through Spandex. Sweet Fucking Ass
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PUSSY PARTY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This is the Most Twisted Shit Ever
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Jayden James Drops Her Bikini Top
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Three Lesbians on a Boat
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Naked Commercial – Throwback
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Get Little Caprice stripping naked for free
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Nov

Anna Montana Got Tired to Be Anna Montana of the Day

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Thanks for your views on Miley, Celine…Sing it you dirty french Canadian goddess who banged your neighbour when you were sold to him at 14…teach us how it’s done for Quebec.

Posted in:Videos

2013

04

Nov

Man Lights is Wife On Fire Playing at the Gas Station of the Day

This is pretty bad…even for the inner wife-hater in all of us…

Some idiot named Austin Dawkins from Georgia was playing with a lighter while filling his car up at a gas station, because he’s so crazy, and life in Georgia sucks for people like him, who need to step up the excitement by being breaking the no lighter rules…rules he quickly learned why they exist…when his girl went up in flames…probably disfigured…and definitely not very happy about the whole thing…making home life pretty miserable for the rest of his life…and not just from changing the bandages…but from her not getting over it…because as you may know…women don’t forget when you tell them they are fat…14 years earlier…let alone when you lit them on fucking fire…they say he’s faces criminal charges, and it is safe to say, he probably sure as hell hopes he gets locked up, as to not have to deal with the wrath worse than prison rape…an angry burnt up wife…

Pretty crazy video showcasing just how stupid some of us are…

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS|Videos

2013

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner is 18..of the Day

Just what Kendall Jenner needs…more positive affirmations from her family to help feed her ego and help make her believe that she’s a fucking angel sent from heaven who is hotter and more important and more relevant than she actually is…because that’s how things work for vapid cunts and their shitty self involved families that pretend they actual love each other when they only love themselves…

I prefer my rich kids to have less love and more darkness in their souls…you know ignored on their birthday, or sent a cake via the maid because the family is busy doing their own thing, even when they are the least offensive, hottest body Kardashian…still a Kardashian…but tolerable to look at in pictures…

She’s 18, I think it’s ok for you to masturbate to pics of her at 17, because nothing really changes at 18, other than her ability to do porn legally…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

04

Nov

Shia LaBeouf Giving Oral in Nymphomaniac of the Day

I can’t imagine any of you really care about Lars Von Trier’s new move called Nymphomaniac or the red band trailer that Youtube pulled because there is nudity in it. You are all seasoned perverts and a set of nipples or Shia eating box isn’t porn to you, even actual porn isn’t porn to you, you’ve gone past that and ventured into weirdness, where everyday things, like girls drinking coffee at Starbucks or grocery shopping in leggings is porn to you..

I mean I guess, the only people really into this, is the creepy Shia LaBeouf fans, that do exist, are all girls and seeing him eating pussy…even if it is a body double, will blow them the fuck away, because girls…love having their pussy eaten…and now they can imagine Shia LaBeouf doing it….which may just blow off the internet…if only Youtube didn’t pull the trailer…which helps with marketing of this way too boring, even with the nudity movie…

Posted in:NSFW|Shia LaBeouf

2013

04

Nov

UK Panty Flash of the Day


Her name is Jade Thirlwall, she’s in what I assume a shitty pop band from the UK, a country that shits out the most shitty pop bands per year…

Her band is called Little Mix, not that it is her band, but more the band created by a record label that she was cast in, but you don’t care about that, I am you just care about how the wind’s hustle on this one…is on our side…and by you…I mean me…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jade Thirlwall|Little Mix