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2013

24

Oct

Amber Heard for Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

My favorite thing about Amber Heard is that she destroyed the Johnny Depp household, leaving kids fatherless while he’s run off to gallivant around the world to fuck this bi-sexual bitch while leaving them at home in France to tend to the farm they live on…listening to their cheese and wine eating mother complaining about her day in and day out because she is the other woman and girls fucking hate the other woman….but I like her, especially in Russian magazines, even if these pictures are old and Russia is 10 steps behind America, as they were in the 80s, at least when it came to fast food and Levis jeans, because she’s posing all hot, but more importantly because she gives hope to married men that one day we’ll have the temptation from a young harlot that will inspire us to leave our miserable existence/wife for the erratic young girl who will chew us up and spit us out in a matter of weeks or month, turning our entire life upside down, leaving us alone, broken and a shell of who we once were…those girls are the best kind…they keep us on our feet.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2013

24

Oct

Cindy Berthelot for Some Underwear Collection I Want To Lick of the Day

I don’t know who Cindy Berthelot is because the internet doesn’t really want me to know who she is…but I do know GOOGLE IMAGES HAS HER TITTIES …and knowing what her titties looks like is substantially more interesting and relevant and important that knowing anything else about her…it’s even more important than these catalog lingerie pics she’s taking for some underwear company that I’d like to lick and lick and lick until the acidity in my saliva melted the shit off her…even if it took weeks to accomplish…I’m just committed to random girls posing in their underwear like that…she’s a babe…I should find her on twitter and ask her on a date…I’m sure it will turn into a long winded romance than ends in a double marriage like all my tweets to girls I want to be smothered by….

Posted in:Cindy Berthelot

2013

24

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Forgot her Victoria’s Secret Bra of the Day

You’d think that being a Victoria’s Secret model, you’d have all the push up bras needed to make your tits look like implants, but yet mom and babe Doutzen Kroes threw that option out that window and said to herself “I’m gonna let my mom tits sag” but in some random imported accent…and I guess in protest to the brand that made her and paid her a lot of money…like a teenage girl trying to piss off her dad by fucking a black dude…only worse because I hate when the truth in titties is thrown down my throat…like when you bring a girl home with you only for the padded underwire shit to reveal her A-Cups…and not even because I hate small tits, in fact I love small tits, but I just don’t like a girl who blatantly lies…it’s like what else are you lying about….we’ll discuss after the roofies wear off…seeing as that’s the only way any of us get girls in push up bras home with us…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

24

Oct

Jaime Pressly Weirdo See Thru of the Day

I prefer Jaime Pressly when she’s PEEING OUTSIDE OF RESTAURANTS

Not that I even remember who Jaime Pressly is, but I do know she’s slowly morphing into a dude, despite the cleavage, that face is harder that it used to be and I think I see an Adam’s Apple…I guess it’s from hard living…the kind of hard living that leads you to PEEING OUTSIDE OF RESTAURANTS

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2013

24

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Some Fake Tits of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…of course she has fake tits…she was born with a dick…

At least that’s what I’ve been thinking on this Nicole Sherzinger since I first heard about Nicole Scherzinger and I have no idea why, maybe I’m racist and don’t understand her color scheme, because by the looks of her, she’s pretty fucking banging, except maybe that face, but you don’t really fuck a face, and when you do it is usually covered in tears so that you don’t see the features that may remind you of your prison roommate…

It’s like, shit, she’s built well…but this may all be a custom job…but that doesn’t matter, I’m all for self improvement, even if you pay for it, cuz nothing in life is free yo….

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Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2013

24

Oct

Ripped 64 Year Old of the Day

Here you go fat people…mainly fat chicks who blame their metabolism or medication or being a mom for their horrible bodies…instead of blaming giving the fuck up…because giving the fuck up or at least admitting you gave the fuck off isn’t as good as pretending your body is beyond your control…cuz this dude is fucking old and ripped and even if he’s on testosterone…he fucking kills it…and I think it should inspire all you fat fucks to stop eating those donuts and to do a few sit-ups…myself included…but these donuts are so good…I’ll just let this psycho freak of nature prove us all wrong while I slowly eat my feelings and hate myself into diabetic shock….

I’d say I want to see the 64 year old women version of this…but no matter what you do…64 year old vagina is still like sheets on the clothes line blowing in the wind on a brisk fall day…so we’ll stick to homie…

If you don’t like that – here’s some Russian Fight Club

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something magical about meeting your soul mate, or at least a girl you think is your soul mate while wasted, only to tell her she’s your soul mate, and have her believe it because she’s wasted too, leading to love in a piss filled back alley…usually unprotected…that all goes to shit when she asks you for 50 bucks….

Here are some links…

Mena Suvari’s Got a GUNT
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A Bunch of Girls in Sweaters
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So Many Side Boobs…
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The Video of Kanye Proposing to Kim
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Andy and Amy’s Haunted House
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I Like This Girl Addicted to Breast Implants
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A Whole Bunch of Booty
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6 Scary Prank Reactions
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Natalie Portman See Through
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The Best Awkward Celebrity Interviews
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How Well Can You Guesstimate…
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GIRLS LIVE GIRLS BEING LIVE GIRLS….
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Child Stars All Grown Up
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BONUS – French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos in a Hot Lesbian Scene – GIFS – Scissoring
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I never try to convince strippers to be pornstars or escorts, especially when they are giving me lap dances, because that’s my time, and they’re working for me, my career counselling starts when they come back to my hotel with me for an extra couple hundred bucks to turn that lap dance upside down…and make it actual sex.

I always try to convince everyday girls to be pornstars or escorts, because I generally want to see them all naked.

That said, here are some links…

Stephanie Seymour Trying On Lingerie and It’s Good
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A Whole Lot of Amazing Booty
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Sean Penn Gets Off to Julia Roberts Eating
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Anna Kendricks’ Weirdo Face
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32 Pics of Side Boob
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38 Facts About Candy
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Kate Upton so Fatty
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Gorilla Scared By a Goose
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A Bunch of Random Shit You’ll Appreciate
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The Hottest Miley Cyrus Selfies
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Her Name is Maria Venus – She’s Alright
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Katy Perry is Getting Married and Her Tits are Awesome
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Alyssa Milano Lives
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Reese Witherspoon in a Tube Dress
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Courtney Stodden on the Beach
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Irina Shayk Amazing in Vogue
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Salma Hayek’s Got Some Cleavage Pokin’ Out of her Dress….
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Alicia Rodriguez is an Awesome Nude Model
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Bike Racer Hits Seagull
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Claudia Romani Close Up Ass Shots
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French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos for GQ
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Dakota Fanning Cleavage
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Great Moments in Moustache History
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Hey Hey Look Who Just Got Some New Blow Job Lips
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through
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The Best Pictures of a Young Carrie Fisher
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Jordan Carver and Girls with Big Tits
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Why Water is Cooler Than Beer
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Boardgames You’ve Been Playing All Wrong
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Vote for the Most Annoying Sidekick
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The Most Unhealthy Haloween Candy
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9 People You’ll See in the Stands at Every College Game
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Even Alec Baldwin Hated Rock of Ages
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Top 5 Ladies With Insured Body Parts
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Bird VS Train
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Face Meets Guard Rail
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Some Chick Named Vee Priestly Posing on the Beach in a Hot Video…
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More Christie Brinkley!
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Billie Joe Armstrong and Norah Jones Make Some Good Old Country Music
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Pauly D’s Baby Momma is a Ball of Fake Tanned Classiness
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This Bitch Is Only Good For One Thing. Maybe Two…
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Faceplant News Blooper
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Girls With Dirty Faces
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Facebook Bragging
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Some Real Dumb Shit Said on the Internet
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Live Nude Girls…Live Nude Girls….
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Random Offensive Pics
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Cam Girl Deep Throats
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Kinky Asian
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Emily Browning Full Frontal Part 2
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Extreme Face Sitting
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Some Girl and Her Huge Boobs
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2 Naked Girls on a Boat
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Some College Hazing Fun
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Girl Vs Vacuum Cleaner
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Her Name is Faith Nelson – and She’s Into Big Boob Play
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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I LIKE USING SEX TOYS….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Oct

Ellen Page Alleged Video Game Nudity Stunt of the Day

So Ellen Page was cast as a character in a video game put out by Sony called Beyond Two Souls, I guess she’s not getting much other work….

Here’s the scene these alleged nude pics are from that you’ll like since you prefer cartoon women better than real women, they cost less and don’t talk back unless you program them to….weirdo…

Apparently, she was never naked on set, that Sony is saying the body is someone else’s body and that Ellen Page was in a spandex suit when they were doing her body imaging….and that these leaked pics aren’t of her…but Ellen Page is still suing them…

I don’t follow Ellen Page or video games, I just post the pics…and here they are…and they sound like a huge publicity stunt to me…because nerdy video game programmers can make even the most clothed girl naked…that’s kinda what their sex life is based on….

Posted in:Ellen Page|NSFW

2013

23

Oct

Rihanna’s Instagram Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

The interesting thing about Rihanna is that she doesn’t need magazines to do photoshoots for her anymore…she’s bigger than the fucking magazines and press is just a waste of her time…she’s her own fucking empire and can just put the shit out on her instagram and make shit pop..

Rihanna is the biggest fucking thing out there now and here she is posting pics of some random shoot that I am going to assume is for her instagram exclusively, because why the fuck else would they upload dozens of pics to the shit…I mean I guess due to narcism but in her defence, she’s from the fucking caribbean and was a loser growing up, but not the entire world loves her and throws money at her, it’s kinda hard to stay grounded and not thing you’re some messenger sent from heaven to bless the world with your bikini pics, it just can’t be possible that she ever thinks she doesn’t deserve this, because if she did, her handlers would be failing the record label, bitch needs to think and believe that she is important and that what she does betters the fucking world..and I guess these pics probably don’t represent that…but they are still worth looking at…because you know if a girl you worked with uploaded a dozen bikini pics to her instagram you’d think “what the fuck is wrong with Jenny”…then you’d probably masturbate to them….and ask yourself “what the fuck is wrong with me”….

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW