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2013

25

Oct

Kim Kardashian is So Subtle of the Day

So it begins…the subtle fame whore who is really not subtle…making subtle gestures that are really not subtle…involving her straight flexing the ring that corporate sponsors for her show bought to give it a storyline for this season, the one we hope ends in a plane crash on a family vacation that you know would never happen because they are such horrible egos, they fly separate so that they can’t rid the world of their evil….

It’s all strategic, we all know, but seeing her play it off with some Starbucks Drake hands so badly is funny to me, even if I find her the fucking worst…

Started as a pornstar now she’s here…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

25

Oct

Gabrielle Union’s Instagram Bikini of the Day

Rape Survivor, because girls who get raped don’t like to be called rape victims, it is up on some Politically correct, anti-cyberbullying, band together because we are one bullshit these people do in their recovery process, that as someone who hasn’t been raped, I can’t relate to….Gabrielle Union…who is 40 posted some bikini pics…because she looks like this…and should post bikini pics…this is the kind of freak of nature, that unlike the girl born with a set of testicles, I can get into…

Posted in:Gabrielle Union

2013

25

Oct

Inga Makarova Nude Modeling for a Magazine Called Volo of the Day

I don’t know who this Inga Makarova chick is, but I know she’s lovely as fuck and that I am in love and hope she is still available for purchased on the mail order bride websites that I am sure don’t actually ship the ones who look like this, but rather the ditch pigs no one wants, because that’s the key to internet scams, but it low and sell it high…and I guess anyone buying a wife on the internet, doesn’t really have standards…

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Posted in:Inga Makarova|NSFW

2013

25

Oct

A Crazy Man and His Morning Dance of the Day

Here’s a good video of a man having a debate with himself at least according to the awesome narrator…

I do the same thing when dealing with crazies, because they bring joy to the urban landscape, I like when they talk to themselves, and dance, but I am more into when they ask me for the time, like they have somewhere to be…

Crazy people make the world a better place…except for the people they kill…including themselves.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up. I blame last nights Spin Class, and I don’t mean the exercise program, but rather…my own variation of the exercise program…that involves me drinking and trying to spin girls into wanting to have sex with…only to sleep on the motherfuckin’ couch…because I didn’t have roofies to help with my convincing…

Here are some links…

Miranda Kerr is Single – And Has Banged Bieber
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Katy Perry Childhood Photos for the Creepers
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Tori Spelling Calls Katie Holmes a Plastic Robob
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Ring Goes Seinfeld
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Miley’s Tongue Won’t Stop…
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The Jersey Shore Girl Everyone Has Forgot
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10 People Who Were Killed By Their Pets
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Katy Perry vs Zooey Deschanel
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Girls in Sweaters
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DED Talks Silliness
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1000s of Live Naked Babes….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about homeless women is when they ask to help carry your shit for you…and you invite them back to your place…to shit in a plastic bag…for them to carry it…because you just want to give back to them…not that I’ve ever done that…but I would…not that anyone is even reading this…why do I bother…

Now go click on some links…you bastard…

James Taylor Screws Up National Anthem
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Kelly Brook Turnt Up
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing their Bras
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Brandi Glanville Side Titty
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Taylor Swift Cameltoe
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Spider on Hand Prank
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Creepy Animals Stalking
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The Ultimate Scare Prank Compilation
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This is Some Serious Nerd Shit
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Random Playboy Babe Posing
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Big Tennis Tits
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Abbey Clancy Hot Booty
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Maryna LInchuk’s Hot Ass in a Bikini
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New Captain America Trailer
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What The Fuck Is Rihanna Doing In This Picture?
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Mini Wheat Head
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Natalie Portman is Still Kinda Cute
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Hottest Tori Spelling Tattoo Ever
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How Many Countries Are There
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I LOve Lohan Drunk Stories
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Eva Green Eating a Banana
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The Guy Caught Kissing Katherine McPhee’s Wife Isn’t Down
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Girls Doing Fitness
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Minka Kelly is Single
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Jessica Alba All Smiling and Shit
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Some Baby’s LED Costume is Freaky as Fuck
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Salama Hayek Upskirt Bare Ass Flash
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Pauly D’s One Night Stand is Hilarious
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Whale Slaps Cameraman
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1 in 10 People Don’t Have Herpes
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Best Beard Ever
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The Hottest Kim Kardashian Pics
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Stephanie Seymour See Through
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5 Babes With Insured Body Parts
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Ola Jordan 2014 Calendars
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Katie Price Still Turns Me On
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Farrah Abraham Got a New Boyfriend
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Hot Thin Naked Babe
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Triple Jumper Hotness
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Miley Frenching a Panda
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8 Hybrid Animals That Would Break the Internet
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Kimberly Garner Hot Legs….
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Tiffany Keller for Beach Bunny
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Miley Cyrus Sloppy Braless
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I Would DO Granny Lohan
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Live NAKED Babes…1000s of Live Naked Babes….
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Amateur Gone Wild
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Cam Girl Deep Throats a Dildo
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Vagina VS Banana
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I am Into Smother Videos
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Some Nude Corvette Shoot
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Naked Glamour Models with Balloons
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HOW TO FUCK
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Oct

Miley and Her New Boyfriend Turnt Up of the Day

In the wise words of Miley Cyrus…

So it’s true. If you turn the lights off and look into a mirror and say #turndown4WHAT 3 times fast shit gets TURNT.

It is poetry from a retard who listen to too much LA hip hop radio…that confuses me because I am not a 15 year old medicated retard at the mall, but also because it’s set to this picture of her and her boyfriend…I mean is this a love letter…is this romance…if I was the bearded dude…I’d be loving every second of this ridiculousness…texting my homies being like “I’m fucking Miley Cyrus, Hilarious Right”…and we’d all laugh and laugh…because 3 times fast shit gets turnt.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2013

24

Oct

Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again and I Like It of the Day

Rihanna has proven yet again that she doesn’t need magazines to take bikini pics of her, she can just do that shit on her own, and even keep it interesting by getting into twerk stance…because really in this day and age…twerk stance is all we really need to keep life worth living and bikini pics worth looking at and in Rihanna’s defence, she’s a black chick from the islands, she’s not jumping on any trend, her fucking granny twerks, I mean not now that she’s dead, but pre-death she twerked…and her granny’s granny twerked…this is just a cultural experience yo….a half naked cultural experience on instagram.

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2013

24

Oct

Salma Hayek Thong Ass of the Day

Salma Hayek was on set yesterday and everyone got excited because her old mexican tit was hanging out of her shirt…all big and round like you’d expect from a Mexican who only exists because of her big old tit…but the real excitement happened when her skirt got blown up by divine intervention, up on some Final Destination shit, like winning the lottery or not getting on a plane that ends up crashing, or avoiding a getting run over or having a drug overdose by staying in the night your friend hooks up bad pills…only better, because you don’t die looking at her ass as it’s exposed to you by the heavens….or maybe you do…all I know is it’s good.

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Posted in:Salma Hayek

2013

24

Oct

Sallie Axl and her Classy 2014 Calendar Photoshoot of the Day

Sallie Axl is some gutter Glamour Model shit….but in her defence so are all Glamour models…because the whole basis of a Glamour Model is to find them big titty girls when they are inexpensive, sign them into a contract, and recruit them into your magazine, where they show off their tits for very little money, but fame…fame that they can leverage to find good rich husbands…it is the dream most strippers I know have…that one day they will be saved by some knight in shining American Express Black card…only with this Glamour model hustle…there’s more hope of that happening, because idiot rich dudes think it is status to date some bitch who has been published, or who has her own calendar, because it is seemingly more high profile than some girl with a yeast infection from rubbing up against a dirty stripper pole…

Posted in:NSFW|Sallie Axl