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2013

23

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Ridiculous Product Placement of the Day

I know celebrities from all levels, some personally, some who have told me to fuck off and some who aren’t actual celebrities but rather fame whores with a lot of followers on their social media…I’m talking actors, singers, pornstars, athletes and I’m not bragging, they are all horrible people…

I also know managers, agents, and publicists and PR people…again, not bragging they are horrible people…

Based on my experience, there is no way this Hayden Panettiere, little person to the stars, is just casually eating Burger King fries…holding the box like a spokesmodel at a tradeshow…like she’s getting paid, because she is getting paid, nothing like this is free…because if it was free, she wouldn’t be giving them free press, but rather she’d order in, cuz no one wants anyone to know they eat Burger King…even at 4 am when drunk…

I guess that makes her a little more of a whore than you probably originally thought, I mean what else will she do for money, she’s clearly shameless, let’s hope things that involved a sex tape…because I’d like to see that circus clown performance…more that I like watching her eat fries..

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2013

23

Oct

Isabeli Fontana in Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

I like to think the most fascinating thing about Isabeli Fontana has nothing to do with the fact that she’s some OG model from Brazil who got half naked for Victoria’s Secret, a company that pretends they aren’t child pornographers, but rather lingerie vendors…a gig that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble, because casting tweens to model their shit should be against the rules, I mean it is for my neighbor who is all about that shit..so it should be for billion dollar companies too…

But rather that she was engaged to Bob Marley’s son…meaning she’s gone black like she was Miley…she also has a couple of babies…and for some reason all of her seems so intact…making her a magical specimen of half nakedness for some lingerie company….

If only all 30 year olds looked like this, instead of like the weirdo 30 year olds I saw in a diner talking about how shitty being 30 is, all fat and alone drinking and eating away their pain, those 30 year olds were the fucking worst…while Isabeli in all her ethnic sounding name elegance is a fucking babe.

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2013

23

Oct

Dildo in Space and Other Videos of the Day

Well if this isn’t the most romantic thing a lonely women who can only get off thanks to her rubber dick since no dude wants to fuck her…I don’t know what is…

It’s like she can pretend her inanimate eblack dildo traveled through space and time to be re-united with her big gross vagina…

Set this shit to some love songs and I feel like every lonely fat women with a black dildo will not have a dry eye…

If you don’t like that, here’s some sneaking up on Crackheads…good concept but not enough cannibalism…

This guy doesn’t like people who skateboard…because I assume a skateboarder fucked his wife…

This guy built a pretty freaky ghost with a remote control helicopter thing you see virgin loser adults playing with

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Oct

Samantha Gradovile is Amazing in GQ UK of the Day

I posted THESE NAKED PICS OF SAMANTHA GRADOVILLE FOR VOGUE or some other fashion magazine, because in the event you didn’t know this, fashion is all about the nudity, because nudity is so anti-fashion, making it ironic, and ironic is so in, and I’m not fucking complaining, I love tricking hot models into getting naked as much as the net guys…not that this Samantha chick, who is American, despite not being 400 pounds, covered in greasy acne, and eating a burger or fried chicken or a bag of chips, which threw me off too..and she’s amazing…this time of GQ UK and not naked, but still lovely.

Posted in:Samantha Gradovile|SFW

2013

23

Oct

Alexa Vega in a Music Video of the Day

I am going to assume that you’ve been masturbating to Alexa Vega since she was on Spy Kids, because that’s just the kind of weirdo middle-aged guy you are…you just jump on the fresh meat like you’re Robert Rodriguez, because it is ok in Mexico, and thus ok here as long as the authorities don’t find out, and the whole thing is weird to me, because teenage girls are fucking annoying, and everything is so dramatic, I prefer getting them in their 20s when they are a little less bright eyed, and the world is no longer their oyster and in a lot of cases they’ve given up on their dreams and love…making it a perfect opportunity to get up on it…

Either way, Alexa Vega, hot little hispanic body to someone who has never seen her child star work, and I would say it is unfortunate she’s doing low level shitty jobs but I think it’s giving me more hope that she’ll come do my laundry for a couple hundred bucks when times get real tough…that’s my fetish.

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2013

23

Oct

Kat Dennings has Really Big Tits of the Day

In case you forget….Kat Dennings LEAKED A BUNCH OF NUDE/TOPLESS PICS (scroll down) early on in her 3 year career, to make sure you remember who she is, to generate some buzz, and to most importantly, get cast in stupid TV shows people seem to like.

She’s always been a doughy, curvy, oestrogen filled fertile looking woman that I assume people love

CLICK HERE TO SEE HER THROWBACK LEAKED A BUNCH OF NUDE/TOPLESS PICS

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2013

23

Oct

Miley Cyrus Back of the Day

I am totally a fan of Miley and her Hip Pop hustle. I think it’s borderline clever, which is saying a lot for Miley, seeing as nothing she does is clever, she’s like a high school drop out with a good team of people telling her what moves to make, which I guess in and of itself is clever too, only those people have their hands in her pocket and are taking all they can from her…

I am also a fan of her taking twerking to the mainstream, because seeing white college kids twerking, is pretty fucking funny and often times hot, because they get all horny knowing they are being watched by perverts like me while trying to be sexy…

The funny thing in all of it, proven with this backless dress, is that Miley really has no ass, bitch needs some Brazilian Butt lifts, squats and maybe even some surf lessons…cuz this isn’t built for twerking, but luckily, it is built for fucking…but then again so is everything…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

23

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with rapists is that they never want to work together to reach a common goal, but rather just thrive when the other party involved protests…I guess there are problem other problems with rapists…but you don’t have to worry about that, because unless you’re in prison, no one is raping your pathetic ass since no one likes you enough to rape you…unless they have no choice…

On that note, here are some morning links..

Hot Black Chicks
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Fat Kat Dennings and Her Giant Breasts
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Last Year’s Halloween Costumes
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Everyone Loves the Amputee Flamingo
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How Not to Load a Snow Mobile into a Truck
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10 Pranks that Went Horribly Wrong
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The Perfect Guide to Holiday Etiquette
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10 Brutal Murders That Happened on Halloween
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These People Don’t Know WTF Anything Is
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I Am Into LeAnn Rimes
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Autoshows According to the Spokesmodels
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Live Nude Girls…Live Nude Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

If you’re not getting drunk with questionable women with questionable morals and values…doing questionable things…but rather sitting at home like a miserable loser you are because you chose marriage and the normal life…rather than booze and cheap broken women life…

Then watch tonight’s 30 for 30 on ESPN called Big Shot about a John Spano, a dude who scammed his way into buying the New York Islanders…It’s directed by the homie Kevin Connolly and here’s the trailer…

If you don’t like that, as a PUG WHISPERER, I have no choice but to showcase these two pug costumes…

Pug – Wrecking Ball

Pug-Kin Spice Latte

Here are some stepLINKS…click em….

Wrecking Ball Pug is the Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Fame Whore Topless
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Paris Hilton Loves Her Own Song
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Fit Girls Be Sweating
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Kim Kardashian Takes Pictures of her Engagement Ring…
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Kanye Proposed to Kim and it is an E! SPecial
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Some Hilarious Scary Prank Reactions
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Christie Brinkley Kills it at 59
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Eva Mendes is Hot as Fuck
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Miley Cyrus Has a Boyfriend
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Highest Grossing Horror Films Ever
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Christina Aguilera Hot in Maxim
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Emily Browning Full Frontal…
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Sexy Coffin Calendar
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Guy VS LED Screen
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Kim KArdashian is the Fucking Worst….
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Some Chick from the Bachelor in a Bikini
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Woman Walks Off Ledge
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A Whole Bunch of Irina Shayk
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Olivia Munn is a Monster
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Girl Jumps Like a Horse
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Katherine McPhee is Cheating Whore
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Camilla Alves is a Fucking Babe
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Today in Julia Roberts…
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Vanessa Hudgens Being Slutty
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Petting Zoo Fail
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Lucy Collett Got Them Titties
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Hannah Mae is a SLutty Model
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Topless Bitches At The Beach. Hope There’s No One Around…
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Natasha Barnard’s Hot Lingerie Pics
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Man Head VS Door
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Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash
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25 Words the Internet Ruined
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Lea Michele’s Husband Dies…She Steps Up the Sexy
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The Kardashian Sisters are Modelling
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Britney Spears Doesn’t Sing Live…Tragic
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Moped Master of the Day
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Huge Rope Swing
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Scarface X Seinfeld
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Miley is Fun on Twitter
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Katie Price is the Queen
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Cat VS Windshield
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Live Nude Girls…Live Nude Girls….
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Toilet Brush Masturabtion
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Busty Hockey with Puma Swede
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Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Video of the Day
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Girl Changes Clothes in the Back of a Cab
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Porn Slapss…
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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I LIKE USING SEX TOYS….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Oct

Christie Brinkley is Amazing at 60 of the Day

Christie Brinkle at 59 represents all the good SI has done for the world, because there was a time before fame whores and low level models with huge Internet followings that backed the magazine into the corner feeling obligated to put them on the cover for a third time…despite the obvious glandular issues no one seems to notice but me…

I mean historically, the Chrissy Teigens and Kate Upton and Nina Agdals were actual serious babes who we were excited to see in bikinis – not over exposed media machines who must works for free because SI is still a stamp of approval, especially for a Billabong spokesmodel turned gold digger….

Because there was a time when I could really embrace the model choices, from Elle Macpherson to Christie Brinkley to whoever the other busty and amazing bikini models they used were…and I guess seeing Christie Brinkley amazing at 60, even if she’s had some work done, reminds me that superhumans do exist and the team at SI found them…

Which bring us hope for a better tomorrow, because they have done it before and I believe they can do it again…

I mean I want Christie Brinkley in my mouth…She’s amazing and I can say with confidence, I rarely admit to wanting to bed seniors…if anything over 30 is too old for me….and SI is to thank for that….

Out with the new, in with the old…throwback memories of a better time!

Here she is talking a just SI

TO SEE SOME MORE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christie Brinkley|SFW