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2013

17

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s First Bathing Suit Picture for Attention of the Day

I don’t know why, but the internet is going nuts with Kim Kardashian’s bikini pic that Kanye retweeted saying something like “Dayum, can’t wait to come home to this”…or something along those lines pretending he’s either not gay or still into Kim Kardashian, while countless babes throw themselves at him on a daily basis, in what I can assume is him just keeping the peace at home, because you know how these attention seeking social media whores work, they do whatever they can for more hits, to have more people talking about them, to make them think they are still important and still have it going on…and I guess in a lot of ways, Kim Kardashian looks like she did before the pregnancy, fat, dumpy, sloppy and broken…and I am not convinced this selfie is even a selfie, but more a selfie that has been photoshopped to make her look better…and really who fucking cares, it’s Kim Kardashian, she could be begging me to cum while jerking me off and she’d still be uninteresting to me, it all stems from her being the absolute worst….but I’ll post the pic anyway, because it has come to this, where the only way I’ll stay relevant is by posting pics of this trash…depressing…but trying to understand her big round ass distracts me from all my pain….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

17

Oct

The Tumpet Wars of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here, but there seems to be some trumpet war going on, where some dude loses his mind when a dude plays his trumpet on the street corner…I kinda like his rant calling a dude a mediocre, talentless piece of shit who is self involved and ruining the silence…and the dude doesn’t back down, but you know what..it’s actually kind of genius, why should some asshole who can’t book a gig be on the side of the road polluting our lives with his shit busking, because it’s a free world? Fuck that…motherfucker needs to be told, making this dude awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2013

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Trying to get a girl to pull out her tit in public is always a challenge, sometimes you just have to do it for her, and hope she is thrown off and in shock long enough for you to either run off like a pussy, or take ownership on in and make her fall in love, because girls like a man who take charge…that’s my morning advice for you…when you see a tit you want to see, pull it out, and make it happen….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ashley Greene’s Hard Nipples CLICK HERE

Rihanna is Hot for Glamour CLICK HERE

Plane Almost Misses the Runway CLICK HERE

15 Babes Dressed like Zombies CLICK HERE

Brandi Glanville’s Acting Debut CLICK HERE

The Hottest Bikini Shoot Ever CLICK HERE

Reporter’s Fake Eyelashes Fall Off on TV CLICK HERE

Who is a Better Action Star – Stallone or Schwarznegger CLICK HERE

Kelly Brook vs Sylvie Van der Vaart CLICK HERE

Honest Company Slogans… CLICK HERE

Titties from a Woman’s POV CLICK HERE

Too Many Girls From All Over the Country Getting Naked CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I get hate mail all the time, but what people don’t know is that I am a serious Romantic ….everything I do is for love…even this…

I am just misunderstood..I listen to love songs all day and here because the whole reason I’m here, and the whole reason I do what I do is because a girl didn’t love me liked I loved her…so blame her and not me for my actions…

She is the root of all that is DrunkenStepfather…

THis is today’s love song…to bring in the stepLINKS…by my homie Bless…Got this shit on repeat yo!

Here are the stepLINKS…

The ET Porn Parody for the Win…
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This is the Best Urban Bikini Modelling Ever…
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6 Name Changes for the Redskins…
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Kim Kardashians See Through Pants…
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Girls with Hard Nipples
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The Best Places to Meet GIrls on Campus
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Motorcycle Chased By an Elk
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pics
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Yes…She’s Stacked….
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Some Babe for Today’s Spank Bank…
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The Dirtiest Product Names…
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Dude Being Mistreated in China
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Lindsay Lohan is Dating a 19 Year Old
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Jamie Foxx is Not Dating Katie Holmes
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Maria Menounos Stretching!
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This Gold Digger Prank is Awesome….
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Avril has a Song with her Husband…Let’s Hope for Violent Fire Takin’ Out the whole Family…
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Unwilling Tow Victim…
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Tara Patrick’s Mainstream Modelling
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Who’s The Bigger Whore?
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How To Take Good Care of Your Dick…
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Old Pics of Kate Moss Will Forever Give me Boners.
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Here is SOme Playboy Chick Named Kimberly Kisselovich in her Bikini Lookin’ Good…
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The Chinese Food Viral Song…
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Alexa Vega in a Tight Dress….
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Motorboating Girls for Breast Cancer Awareness…
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10 Stories of Wolves Killing Children…
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Killer Whale Attacks!!!
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Kaley Cuoco’s Riding Horses…
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Scary Snowman Halloween Special….
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Kendall Jenner Has a Nude Mermaid Pic
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This Is Why He’s The Greatest Ever!!
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Eniko Nude in a Fashion Mag
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Tyra Banks Still Turns Me On
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Look Who The Kardashian’s Are Pissing Off Now…
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Guy Farts on a Brat at Walmart….
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Hilarious Cry for Paparazzi Attention
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Some Miranda Kerr Lower Legs…
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Ali Larter Tits….
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Pregnant Avril Lavinge is Funny
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Lohan’s Shitty New Tattoo
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Miley Cyrus Naked and Covered in Metallic Paint
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100s of Girls All Having More Fun Than You…
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Teen Naked in Her Car!
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This Pussy Is a Work of Art…
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Hot Teen Lesbians!
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Hot Babe Riding a Tiny Cock…
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Sex with a Cucumber…
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Nude Dance By the Pool
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Big Tits Webcam Dance
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Oct

Selena Gomez Falling Off Stage of the Day

Selena Gomez is trained so hard by the people at Disney that she can’t quite figure out how to stay on fucking stage…but that’s probably more to do with her being drunk and medicated trying to live with herself…after having seen Justin Bieber naked…something on one should ever experience…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

16

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Naked Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is naked…at least naked enough on instagram…which is a perfect way to use instagram….especially if you’re underage…turn publicly traded companies into criminal activity…

It also reminds us all that there’s another Kim amongst us, trying to make magic with her body, because that’s what her momma taught her…and at 17 and not fat and disgusting, she’s ready to fucking bring it…the way she knows to bring it…

I am into what this is going to become…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

16

Oct

Eliza Doolittle Has a Stupid Name and a Stupider Dress…of the Day


Eliza Doolittle may have a stupid name…but she’s wearing a stupider dress, but not in stupid like she shouldn’t be wearing something like this, but stupid in the 80s hip hop way that means shit is pretty awesome because it shows off her little perky tits and little perky tits make for a good fucking time when you’ve got nothing better to do…

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Posted in:Eliza Doolittle

2013

16

Oct

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Mom Body Does Self of the Day

Jenna Dewan-Tatum photshopped hard for Self magazine to show off her new mom body…because mom bodies generally don’t look like this…it just doesn’t make any fucking sense…but in defense of my theory on mom bodies, theories that are totally accurate, she’s wearing pants so the real damage is hidden…kept under wraps…strapped into panties…with duct…

Posted in:Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2013

16

Oct

Motorboating for Breast Cancer of the Day

This Motorboating for breast cancer is a funny concept, especially when starring harmless nerds, but a fail on my end..because I should be the one doing this shit in a mask….cuz masking perversion with Charity is pretty much how the entire world works…and something I should take part in…

Because from Corporate world to pretty much anything, the big money offices are filled with fucking perverts, who know how to play their pervert shit so much smarter than me…and make real stupid money with it…Make it work for you motherfuckers…smart hustle…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

16

Oct

Amy Hood Naked for Purple by Stacey Mark of the Day

Amy Hood is some up and coming actress or model who you have probably never heard of and she’s rocking’ out in Purple magazine totally naked with a beautiful and luxurious bush, something I am a huge fan of, because bush is the accessory all vagina needs….but that is slowly going extinct thanks to laser hair removal thanks to the fucking pharma industry making hair bitches feel insecure about their hairy assholes…hairy assholes I’d like to eat…

Posted in:Amy Hood|NSFW