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2013

16

Oct

Kat Torres in Some Sears Catalog Underwear Pics of the Day

Her name is Kat Torres…She was rumoured to being the new Leonardo DiCaprio model girlfriend…because she went to the media and told them that she was Leonardo DiCaprio’s new model girlfriend…I guess he hasn’t finished singing the contract with Victoria’s Secret yet, or maybe because Victoria’s Secret hasn’t recruited her yet…he can’t actual admit it….

She’s 24, Brazilian, not all that hot, but not all that bad either, a bit on the stripper kick more than the model kick, which works for me, because strippers are all I know…and here she is in some other lingerie shoots that have the artistic merit of a 70s Sears catalog, with less nipples and bush, because lingerie catalog pics are notoriously boring as fuck….practicing for her big break….

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2013

16

Oct

Today in Videos of the Day

Dancing Gas Man….

Chinese Mom Beating Her Daughter in Public….

Girl Gets Robbed…

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski for GQ by Terry Richardson of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski, wherever you are….I know you can hear me because there is no way that our souls aren’t connected…

You are the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before going to bed…my everything..

When we aren’t together, I feel an emptiness in the core of my everything, that consumes me and leaves me feeling as though I am lost on this empty meaningless earth…which is not convenient since we’ve never met and I feel like that all the time…

But then I see a picture of you, and I see hope as I am reminded of what it is all about…Emily Ratjakowski….

Allowing me to continue this search, looking for you and knowing that one day the stars will align and we will end up together like we are destined to…I’m talking some Final Destination shit…because that’s how destiny works…and every time someone writes poetry for a girl they’ve never met, or love songs, or even blog posts…they always come true…because the girl they are about never finds them creepy and it never leads to restraining orders…

Until that day, the only happiness I find…and the only hope I find…is in pictures…pictures or Emily Ratajkowski that I pull out, even though I’d never pull out of her…

This life of mine belongs to Emily Ratajkowski, no one else matters and she’s looking amazing in GQ…but then again, I may just be blinded by this endless love…love I will continue you to write poetry about or maybe…she’s just looking amazing in GQ…but that’s just because she’s perfect…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

16

Oct

Madonna in a Thong for Terry Richardson of the Day

I am not a Terry Richardson fan site, but I am enough of a fan of Terry Richardson to appreciate that even though he’s scaled down his crackhead hipster porn shit that made him who he is, and that I’m sure we’ve all masturbated to at least once, to make himself more marketable, so that he can make more money and have more access…as the world’s top fashion photographer…but more importantly to know that getting Madonna in a thong is a play on his shock value, getting random homeless girls to insert weirdness in their vaginas, for the snapshot…it’s a more refined, subtle and vile version of his hardcore…cuz Madonna in a thong, is probably one of life’s greatest tragedies…even though we all know we’d totally stick our faces in it after pulling it out of the trash outside the photo studio this was shot at…knowing she’s lost control of her bowels thanks to being 100 fucking years old….

Terry Richardson may get a lot of slack for banging his models, even if he doesn’t actually bang the models, but rather models throw themselves at him because he’s Terry Richardson, and girls are whores….I can safely say Madonna, despite being hungry for any form of penis, and despite some of the more disgusting girls he’s had sex with, probably didn’t make the cut, even though she’s Madonna, because she’s just that vile…even though I’d crawl into her womb and snuggle up to her HPV ridden cervix if given the opportunity, but I have no standards and let’s face it, she’s still Madonna…

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Posted in:Madonna

2013

16

Oct

Paris Hilton in Lingerie for Terry Richardson of the Day

Paris Hilton stripped down…at least a little for Terry Richardson, because when you’re an ex pornstar socialite who loves herself more than anyone could ever love her…but more importantly who loves getting naked and having fun, especially when in a room with one of the world’s most prolific and racy fashion photographers…bitch had better bring it….

I have a feeling that this shoot happened randomly, like they just bumped into each other, but Paris was conveniently wearing this outfit under her dress, just in case she needed to get half naked for a photo op…and there is nothing wrong with that…all girls should live their lives as though they are about to be shot by Terry Richardson…it would make for far less soiled, period stained, panties on homeless chicks you bring home…if they happened to know what Terry Richardson was, instead of being too busy looking for food…but you get what I’m saying…girls need to be a bit more like Paris…

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Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

16

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about drunk fat black girls at all you can eat Taco night…is their tits spilling out of their shirt….

My favorite thing about drunk older women in mini skirts at all you can eat Taco night….is how sad they look knowing that they are drunk and looking for dick at Taco night while their other 40 year old friends are in bed with their husbands talking about their kid’s halloween costumes…because Halloween is always a lonely time….so lonely…they probably would have gone home with me…if I had a home…

Here are some morning links….

Motorboating Girls for Breast Cancer Awareness…
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Stacked Girls for Breast Cancer…
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The Best Thing About Thigh Gap is the Booty…
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Miley Cyrus Will Give You Crabs. Probably.
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Christina Aguilera Lookin’ Sexy…What?
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Anderson Cooper Hanging with Boo – Cuz He’s Gay
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Jennifer Lawrence Trying to Give Boners
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How To Do Everything in GIFs
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10 Famous People Who Have Seen Ghosts…Probably While Jacked on Meds..
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Fight Club in 60 Seconds
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Girls Covered in Milk..
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Here’s the Most Sensible Horror Movie..
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This is the Coolest Island Ever…
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Dita Von Teese Cleavage..isn’t As Good as Her Lesbian Porn….
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VIDEO: Thief Gets Shot While Trying To Steal Motorcycle
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Life in your 20s Vs Life in your 30s
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These People Don’t Know Hitler’s Last Name…
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Girls Having More Fun Than You…For You….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s words of wisdom are – girls, don’t worry about your hair and make-up….we only care about your ass….

Here are some links…


The French Montana Song Miley Killed
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Paris Hilton for Terry Richardson…
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Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are Dating
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The Wet Paint Prank
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The Best Bank Robbery Footage Ever
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Madonna’s Ass in a Thong Creeps Me Out
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This model is Fucking Good..
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How About a Game of Russian Darts
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Natalie Portman in Some Magazine
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Next Ex Gf
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Car Takes Four Minutes to Leave Parking Lot…
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Today in Victoria Justice
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Rappers Have Been Endorsing Some Weird Shit…
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Some Dude Doin’ Some Bob Marley….
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10 Terrifying Demonic Possessions
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Moroccan Bob Marley
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Demi Lovato in Teen Vogue
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The Subway Fingerbang
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Very Big and Pregnant Kate Winslet
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The Biggest Gold Digger Ever….
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No One Wants to High Five Tom Brady
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To Throw You Perverts Off – Here’s Kelly Clarkson Singing White Christmas – For Fat Old Ladies…
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Some Car Assisted Acrobatics…
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Couples Use Yoga to Improve Sex…
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Leah Michele’s Sexy Album Cover – CREEPY
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Britney Spears Was Re-Touched to Look Skinny in Her Video
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Jake Gylenhaal May Have AIDS – IT is the GAY Disease.
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Girls With Barebacks…
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What’s That Behind You
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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Another Hooker for Hooker Water…
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Some Random Bitch in Bikini Pics…
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What The Fuck Is Rihanna Tweeting About This Time?
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Lauren Goodger Fat in a Bikini
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This Girl is Sorry for Banging John Edwards!
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A Clever Way to Open a Bag of Chips
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Lacey Chabert in Maxim….
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Some Topless Chick Dressed Like Lara Croft
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Which Fall Activity is the Dumbest
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Some Kid Singing About Chinese Food…Racist….
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Caroline Damore EXISTS….
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Bare Backs and Booty…
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Doutzen is Boring in Vogue
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100s of Girls All Having More Fun Than You…
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This Gina Chick is Awesome!
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Anal Fisting Threesome
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Girls Gives Blowjob to a Beer Bottle
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This is Hot Energy Drinks Work!
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Some Hot Babe Naked in a Beret
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Oct

Iggy Azalea Flashes her Nipple of the Day

Iggy Azalea may be known for her big black ass even though she’s a white girl…an ass that she uses hard to get black guys to support her music like she was Miley Cyrus…well apparently she’s got nipples that she uses to get attention too and I guess there ain’t nothing wrong with that…even if her tits are shit…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|NSFW

2013

15

Oct

Rihanna’s Weird Bikini Pic of the Day

Rihanna is normally better at this Instagram shit…I mean I want spread asshole pics in designer clothes not this low level awkward angle bikini shit…I mean this is attention seeking even though you have all eyes on you…done wrong…but I’ll post it anyway…because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa’s Weird Topless Instagram Video of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this on Instagram…Based on her level of aging promo model who has been in this game for a long fucking time fame…this type of low level behavior totally makes fucking sense…In her mind she’s finally made it and I guess this is the best way to celebrate that shit…and I’m into it…because despite hating everything about her…she’s still a babe….at least for another few minutes…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa