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2013

09

Oct

The Lohans Riding Citi Bikes of the Day

I don’t know why, but seeing the Lohans…in all their cocaine fuelled glory…trying to look normal in this obvious paparazzi photo opp that you know they tipped the paparazzi off on…so that these would exist and that their broken down family would look like they’ve overcome all their demons and now are just doing normal person things….like what they should have done when Lohan was a kid, rather than whore her out to the industry for money…because it’s never too late to find your childhood…

The whole thing is just bullshit staged PR, and I think that’s what makes it better, because you know they are all still getting wasted…and they are all still broken down people…but when on bikes, in pics…smiling…and acting…they look like the nuclear family…from the 50s…before the nuclear meltdown….

I am into it…but in my defence maybe I just want to sniff her bike seat.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

09

Oct

Elena Santarelli in some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Her name is Elena Santarelli, she’s an Italian…in her 30s…and rocking’ some pretty funny 90s tattoos that don’t really offend me enough to not stare at her old model ass in a bikini…apparently…she’s been on TV…and she’s’ affiliated with Elisabetta Canalis…but I could be wrong…because her wikipedia is in Italian…as she doesn’t matter in the english speaking world…and probably never will matter in the english speaking world…because she’s not in her 20s…it’s just life of a woman…it all falls apart at 29…crashes and burns yo’…but this chick is still good enough for me…but in my defence…so is rotting sandwich meat….or the female equivalent…I got low standards…

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2013

09

Oct

Emily O’Hara is Today’s Page 3 Tits of the Day

Here is some useless Glamour model…named Emily O’Hara….who gets topless so I guess she’s not all that useless because being a Glamour model is a real job…even if it is a low level job that requires only one real talent…showing your big old tits…even if you don’t have a hot face…because tits are all you fucking need to get this job done…and I hate on the low level modelling that this is…but at the same time it tricks simple minded chicks, who probably wouldn’t have been getting topless in the first place, to re-think their life goals, leading to getting topless, because it’s a hell of a lot better than working the cash at the grocery store, or whatever Emily O’Hara was doing pre-getting topless in Page 3…and really what it all comes down to is simple….TITTIES!!!

Posted in:Emily O’Hara|NSFW

2013

09

Oct

Danielly Silva Modelling Bikinis of the Day

Danielly Silva is some tall model with an awesome body…wearing a bikini for some bikini company…because that’s what she’s built to do…and I’ve never heard of her….

After extensive research, I think she’s dating some dude named Kenny Wormald, who I’ve also never heard of, but who has an IMDB and has 7 movies coming out this year….including one called Lap Dance starring Carmen Electra as a stripper…which I guess really means nothing other than that she’s not a pure delicate flower sent from heaven to get into her bikini….tainted by love of some dude no one has heard of but who is rich from the entertainment industry…like she was some kind of groupie…just leveraging the only low level celebrity she could to get here today…but I’m not hating…if anything it makes me want to be low level famous…to pull in girls like this to give a taste of the good life via the taste of my semen…it’s easier than kidnapping them or using roofies…

Posted in:Danielly Silva

2013

09

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something pretty horrible about slow dancing with a 55 year old fat woman to some french dude singing Johnny Cash with a french accent…but the blow job was ok…

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Weird GIF of David Ortiz and Koji Uehara Celebrating Red Sox Win…
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Miley in her Bra at her Album Release Party and I Like It
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Mariah Carey’s Tits for Nick Cannon’s Birthday
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This House has an Aquarium Fence
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Comedian Kevin Hart Gets His own ABC Show
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Bruce Jenner Has Escaped the Evil Wife
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Amanda Seyfried has a 70s Bush
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Demi Lovato Had Sex With This Chick…
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Girls in Bed…
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100s of Cam Girls…Not Enough Time….
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Girls Biting Their Lip..
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Cat Fail of the Day
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Hilary Duff and Her Mom Body
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Usher Does Men’s Health
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Crane Kick Knockout
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Jojo in a Funny Nike Bootleg Shirt…
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Nude Snorkeling…
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2013

08

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something amazing about girls practicing their pole dancing in a DrunkenSweatshop Shirt

It’s like porn to me…only far more exhilarating….

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So Many Thigh Gaps
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Pippa Middleton Killin’ Birds
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Michele Bachman Believes Obama is the Start of the Biblical End….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts!
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Nicole Scherzinger Busting Out of her Dress
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Ninja Driver
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Construction Workers React to Wrecking Ball
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Girls With Tramp Stamps
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90210 Reunion…with Tori Spelling and Jenny Garth
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Some Creepy Baby with Nipple Pasties
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Memes To Educate You About Space
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Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux in Bikinis…
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This is Eminem’s Daughter – She’s Homecoming Queen
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Tila Tequila on Parenting
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Some WWE Girl Big in a Bikini
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You Can Bounce A Quarter Of Her Ass…
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Awesome Golf Streaker
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Hottest Import Model Instagram
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Kelly Brook’s 2014 Calendar
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The Massage Trailer is That Way…..
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Paris Hilton’s New Lil Wayne Music Video
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Girls Laying in Bed
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Carmen Electra Instagram is Amazing
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Taylor Momsen for Some Shitty Horrible Magazine
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Pregnant Gwen Steffani…TITS
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This Would Look Much Better If They Were Naked
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A Blow Job While Sitting On The Toilet Is Called A…
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Pregnant Avril Lavigne
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Miranda Kerr in Fuck Me Boots
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Miley With Huge Cleavage.
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Bizarre Knockout…
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The Lohans Together….
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Katie Holmes in Stinky Vagina Leather Pants
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Lohan and her Mom on Bikes is My New Porn
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Claire Danes Boring in Vogue
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Hugh Jackman Riding a Scooter
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Farrah Abraham is a Terrible Person
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Pixie Lott in the See Through Dress of the Day
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Mariah Carey Hires Jermaine Dupri as her Manager
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The 25 Hottest Scarlett Johansson GIFS
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Japanese Love Story that will make you Puke
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Japanese Translation Glasses
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Jay Z Signed SPielberg’s Kids
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The Hottest in Barbara Palvin
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Ariana Grande in a Wholesome Photoshoot
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10 Reasons Why Parties are Better After College
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AnnaSophia Robb in Nylon
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Scarlett Johansson’s Falling Down Meme Meets John Hamm’s Penis
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Bikini Season is Over….
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Here’s a Rough Break-Up
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Dog Can’t Drive Unless His Hand is Being Held…
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini
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Britney Spears Cellulite in Shorts….
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Some Girl With Big Tits in a Star Wars Shirt…
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Some Naked Amazing Babe
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Girlfriend Filmed Shaving her Pussy…
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So Many Naked Babes….Getting Naked For You…
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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Some Awesome Sex Toys for You to Fuck Your Girl With….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Oct

The Most Offensive Medical Procedure Video You Will See Ever of the DAy

This is the most offensive, yet amazing video you will probably ever see.

I didn’t want to post it, but couldn’t help but post it, it like sucked me in and made me do it in all the amazingness….because let’s face it…it’s next fucking level….in all fucking ways…

Who is this mystery woman…how did this happen…why did they film it…was it a joke by the doctors who love shit like this….so many questions from a video that says more than we really ever needed….

Posted in:NSFW

2013

08

Oct

Mariah Carey’s Bra Pic Selfie of the DAy

I like to think this is the best use for Mariah Carey in the last decade….a little bra selfie like she was a teen girl trying to fit in amongst he friends..by recruiting more followers on her instagram…because she takes the hottest pics…

I mean without her face or mom belly….and a solid focus on her bustiness…it’s like it isn’t Mariah Carey at all, making this whole experience all the more tolerable…you know it keeps things untainted by pre existing anger, hatred and emotions….

I kinda like her better when she lost her mind, but any girl seeking some male attention via homemade erotica…is good enough for me…

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

08

Oct

Padma Lakshmi in Her Bikini of the Day

Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…

The cooking is just a sideline scam to get into the hearts of billionaire cock/sperm to get it to fill the emptiness in her soul…with a baby that will provide her with a solid income and life of luxury she feels like she deserves…

When really, she belongs in the Kitchen of the local Bombay Palace all you can eat Indian buffet…working the Butter Chicken station…but being in a bikini, even at 40 and a mom, isn’t so bad either…

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Posted in:Padma Lakshmi

2013

08

Oct

Looking for Ashley Greene’s Upper Lip of the Day

This is my kind of scavenger hunt…I call it looking for Ashley Greene’s upper lip…where could it be…I mean did her wonky overrated face ever even have an upper lip…or did she leave it at some casting after aggressively giving the producer a blow job to get the job…I mean maybe it’s on one of the Jonas brother’s dick next to their promise ring bullshit…so many options…all involve her being a hooker…you know how these Florida girls who go Hollywood…hustle….

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Posted in:Ashley Greene