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2013

24

Sep

Joanna Krupa Ass Shot Selfie of the Day

Joanna Krupa may be the worst kind of bottom feeding hooker, who milked her communist escapee heritage for jobs early on in her career…like “I’m an immigrant” even though she was in America since she was 2….that lead to such high profile gigs as Maxim, FHM and a few promo model gigs for some shitty brands…until she turned 30 and realized, the end was near and she had to step it up or she’d remain a nobody a couple of mechanics may have jerked off to a few times, so she tricked Dancing with the Stars to bring her in as the pussy that makes the show tolerable for husbands forced to watch the shit…and that brought her to other reality shows…where she remains the same gold digging hooker bottom feeder she always was…but with more money and fame…even a household name in the worst part of town…but that doesn’t mean her selfie ass pics for attention on her internet profiles aren’t as amazing as they are when any girl, no matter how vile, puts shit like this out there…you can hate a bitch, think a bitch is garbage, or ugly, but when she starts posting selfies like this, you can’t really hate her, at least not for the 3 minutes you’re looking at the self produced shameless pic…cuz we like exhibitionist broken girls crying for attention..even when we hate them….

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2013

24

Sep

Nina Agdal Posing With her Giant Ass of the Day

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Nina Agdal, the pussy Adam Levine tainted and fired, who looks half retarded but liked by the model industry because she has a rocking’ body, that looks good in a bikini, and that probably charges the retard prate, like when I worked at a drug store, and some poor handicapped dude, who always had boners in his uniform, and who I’d make ask the cashiers creepy things, who was straight from the retard home, was brought in to sweep floors for 2 dollars an hour, that he probably say 50 cents of..only less half naked…or easy to tolerate because she looks like this half naked…I mean dealing with a retard you don’t want to have sex with can be frustrating, but when you do want to have sex with them, all their retard things that grate on your nerves, becoming endearing because you know she’s too retarded to say no, so you put up with it…

Either way, she’s posing with a giant blow-up picture of her ass, and that’s gotta be a fetish to someone out there….

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2013

24

Sep

Ginger Spice Implants in a Bikini of the Day

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Geri Halliwell may be an old as fuck titty model turned popstar turned popstar no one cared about but who didn’t need people to care about her or her rocking titty model body because she made so much money she was set for life…and now, close to two decades later…she’s out in a bikini, her titty model tits that I am sure are newer purchases, that aren’t quite as old as her titty model career, are busting out of a bikini, and it’s not as disgusting as the Date of Birth on her Diver’s License would make you think….but then again, these are just bikini pics and not a gynaecological exam..where everything could easily change with one speculum and a latex glove…

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2013

24

Sep

Today in Russian Videos of the Day

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Russia has more than just homophobes and the hottest bitches alive…thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened during the communist regime where the weak and ugly died off and the strong survived and were conditioned to win Olympic medals…and modelling contracts..it’s also got crazy motherfuckers…like the dude who rode his dirt bike through the subway for fun….and this guy pepper spraying some road rager…

or this guy who threw a rock in front of some guy who fucked with him…

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2013

24

Sep

Katherine Jenkins Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know who Katherine Jenkins is, and I am too lazy to google her, I just know she’s flashing her white panties that would be more fun if they were stained or if they had a white spot or if they were sheer or better not even on…because really underwear, just get in the way of accidental and intentional pussy flashing…

I have a game with a girl I want to marry, or at least have sex with, where I guess her underwear color every fucking day, and every day, I am wrong, but more importantly, she is wrong, because she is always wearing fucking underwear, like some kind of nun or old lady with a bladder infection…when really, sometimes, air your shit out, especially when the paparazzi are there, so I can really take in what you’re working with, and whether you are an inny or an putty….but here’s her underwear anyway, even if it is boring as shit…

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2013

24

Sep

Too Much Miley Cyrus for Rolling Stone? No Way! of the Day

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People are saying that Miley is going to suffer from over exposure and no one will care about her…that may be true…but I like the constant reminder…even 4 times a day that she exists…and this time it’s from ROLLING STONE , who did a hot enough topless shoot of her hiding her nipples. I didn’t bother reading the article, but assume it isn’t about her getting fucked by black dudes in the studio, but more about how she’s transitioning into a “Legit” artist, who is reinventing Disney Pop and making a lot of money for her and her team doing it…because it’s awesome…and really if you were a multi-millionaire who had the opportunity to make more money having fun…acting silly and showing off your hot little body…you’d probably do it too…not to mention none of us can really relate to these people because they were thrown into this child star shit and their entire lives have been build around pleasing fans, getting noticed and being talked about…

Miley has won…and I want to marry her…or at least impregnate her…with my tongue….and or penis…even though based on her recent activities…she may not feel much..but in her vagina tightness defines…no vagina really does…it’s just that small..more of a clit than a dick yo…but enough about me…here’s more Miley…licking herself…the way I want to lick the evil off of her…

The most interesting thing in all this…besides the hate I am getting for promoting Miley like I was getting paid…when I am not..is the foot tattoo pics…

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2013

24

Sep

Latex Model Bianca Beauchamp Tries Pick-Up Lines at Comic Con

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My homies at Vidhuntr.com got together with Latex Fetish Model, who you may or may not know, named Bianca Beauchamp , an amazingly hot looking girl who dresses in latex fetish gear as a job, and has been doing it since before latex fetish gear was a thing….and shot a video of her dressed like Jessica Rabbit trying pick-up lines on the nerds and weirdo comic people who were at the event, you know the kind of people who normally bang fat girls you wonder who actually fucks, and she dressed like Jessica Rabbit…

This was at Comic Con a couple of weeks ago…and she look amazing, at least her body looks amazing, and the creepers creeping on her are kind of amazing…especially the autistic looking Mexican dude…and the guy dressed like the guy Spaceballs…making this a throwback to 94…which I’m sure the nerds love…

Watch the video is worth watching at least 5 times…because there is just so much boob that your technically need to experience a few times to really take in…

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2013

24

Sep

Miley Cyrus and Mike Will Made It Bootleg 23 Video of the Day

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You’ve probably heard some hype around this Mike Will Made it who fucks Miley Cyrus jam…called 23…where Miley rocks a bikini made out of a Jordan Jersey, and smokes, and sings about being high on Percs….that’s not very Disney…either is being half naked and sticking out her stupid tongue…twerking…with her Bieber Hair…but it is very bad rich girl with an identity crisis who’s parents sold her to Disney as a child, and who was raised locked up in her house watching rap videos….

I kinda love it…partially because I want to have sex with Miley…and find it hot…partially because the whole thing is pretty fucking comical…and partially cuz I like doing interpretive dance to the shit..

I don’t know if this is the legit video, but it’s good enough for me…

Here are a couple of pictures she posted to the internet today that you may or may not love as much as me…cuz she love attention and I love giving it to here…but they are funny…and I like funny…

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2013

24

Sep

Courtney Stodden for NUTS of the Day

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Courtney Stodden has it all figured out.

She went from fake titty stripper who pretended she was 15 to get the tabloids to pay attention to her and her husband who I still have never heard of but who was apparently on TV…Tabloid fodder white trash america really responded to because they knew girls just like Courtney working their local stripclubs or Walmarts…to being on UK reality shows…and now doing spreads in UK lad mags…like she is hot or like she matters…and it is just a matter of time when the hype dies down…and she embraces the porn career she probably had planned before she got into this whole hustle…but maybe I am just judging a book by its cover…maybe she’s just a delicate flower sent from heaven who coincidentally looks like a gutter porn slut with daddy issues…maybe those stupid clown-like novelty fake tits are just there to make her t-shirts fit better and not to look like a cartoon when she gets fucked in her porn…her whole existence is not what is crazy to me…it’s the fact I know she exists that is…and here are her Glamour model pics…where she looks 40, not 18, as she has looked since day one….what a joke…

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2013

24

Sep

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini for Instagram of the DAy

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Bar Refaeli bores me….even when she’s in a bikini and doing handstands flaunting her boring model ass that is tainted by A-List cock because that’s how she made herself relevant, I mean that, and her big tits, and the fact that she was Jewish and the jewish people always succeed, especially when they are good looking, because they give the Jewish guys, who have been raised to think they need to marry Jewish girls a beacon of hope, that maybe, just maybe she’ll be the one…her or Natalie Portman…

Either way, these pics bore me…she’s old, she’s back in the motherland, and really, bikinis aren’t enough excitement for a guy who has been posting this shit for a fucking decade.

Step it up, stomp the yard, even though she’ll likely just marry a rich dude and spend his money shopping because he made the mistake of giving her a credit card to prevent her from complaining about everything from the new iPhone update, to their daughter’s boyfriend….to their friends

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