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2013

05

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Big Tits in a Crown for Fashion Week of the Day

Lindsay Lohan even though her face tells a different story…and she’s at fashion week at some event wearing a crown, because she’s the queen of her own life, now that she’s been pumped full of bullshit therapy we all know she doesn’t listen to because she’s too far gone to really ever recover….and her face is too far gone to ever really look her age again…but the good news is when she dressed in a dress like this…her face just doesn’t matter…but rather them big fake titties do…

The sick thing in all this is that I think she’s the hottest bitch around…and I’ve seen the Canyons, a movie I hoped she got ploughed down in, because it was so bad, even with the nudity, you’d leave it hating her…but for some reason, I reason I call nostalgia and no standards…I think she’s fucking perfect…

I like to believe that one day she will win an Oscar, but hope things fail for her and she ends up sitting on my face…cuz that’s one disgusting piece of flesh I am willing to taste…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

05

Sep

Kellie Picker’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Redneck hick Kellie Pickler who has gone all hollywood with her implants all thanks to American Idol fame that took her out of her backwoods shanty she probably fucked her grandfather/father/they are the same person, in….to living the famous bitch life…with handlers and a team trying to exploit her singing talents…cuz bitch dropped out of the 4th grade to work the plantation and never learned how to count…but luckily for us, she learned how to post a bikini pic to the internet…so that we can stare at her 10,000 dollar investment in her tits…tits that are most definitely worth more than her childhood home including all the blown out cars in the yard…they’re meaning to restore just as soon as they can afford more than a fucking can of corn to add some veg to their racoon meatloaf….

Boom…

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2013

05

Sep

Anthony Weiner Fights with a Voter of the Day

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This makes me laugh…some holier than thou kind of motherfucker who I guess thinks he’s a morally sound, good citizen of the world, who treats everyone well and does his duty…or maybe he’s just some hypocrite who just wants the best for his city…and feels the need to tell Anthony Weiner off….only for Anthony Weiner to go off…in what is probably a boring exchange that I didn’t watch, but felt compelled to post…because….the only shit anyone should be giving Weiner is the quality of bitches he sexts…

I mean WATCH THE SYDNEY LEATHERS PORN …and tell me that sexting that could make you cum when jerking off on breaks from your campaign….seriously WATCH IT!! and tell me what Weiner really should be getting shit on for…it’s like dude, you’re famous, sext hotter hookers yo….

If that doesn’t excite you – here’s a video of an Armed Robber VS an Iraq Vet

Or maybe you prefer a face transplant patient seeing his face for the first time…

Or maybe you prefer fishing in Chernobyl

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2013

05

Sep

Bar Refaeli for Some Jewish Magazine for the Jewish Holidays of the DAy

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It’s the Jewish Holiday and what better way to wish all you Jewish people a happy holiday than by posting pics of one of your hottest posing in a jewish magazine proving she’s more jewish than you…while giving you masturbation fodder that will make your mom and bubby happy, knowing you’re not fucking with shiksas but rather a chosen one, who if you are rich enough, can magically turn from masturabtion fantasy to wife and mother of your Jewish babies, keeping the cycle of power alive…

Sure this isn’t the best use of her awesome tits, but she’s older now, and it’s a religious holiday, I mean what do you expect her to be doing, spreading her Leonardo DiCaprio stained twat…come on people…just accept this cheesy, cheap quality, straight from a Sears photo studio shit…it’s not like she’s an A-List fucking top model anymore…but rather a “take what she can get”…but she’s still got them tits.

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2013

05

Sep

Carre Otis Topless for FLAUNT of the Day

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Carre Otis is my favorite kind of anorexic model…not because she’s 44, but because she developed three holes in her heart during her stint as a model in her younger years…because she was that committed to being skinny as fuck for fashion…which may not be the healthiest approach to life, but it’s sure as fuck better than being fat…

She is a beacon of hope, that the good days of skinny models, I mean even fit models like the Victoria’s Secret girls, will one day come back…despite what all the fast food companies selling product to mainstream bitches want…cuz if the idea that hot bitches must be skinny comes back, their billion dollar empires risk losing out on sales…which is why I think they invented Kate Upton in the same lab they make the pink slime in…and pushed her into the idea of hot to a nation…so that 40 lbs of extra fast food fat becomes socially acceptable….

So here’s some Carre Otis tits for Flaunt magazine…reminding us what was…

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2013

05

Sep

Kate Upton is a Huge Model…Literally…of the Day

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You like what I did there don’t you…

In the event you don’t keep on top of Kate Upton news, like Kate Upton keeps on top of baked goods…she’s won some model of the year, or biggest model of the year award, that would make sense if it was like a pumpkin contest at the fair, you know the whole “this one ways 175 lbs, give her a ribbon”…but that is more about her fame level..and less about her dress size…even though you’d think her dress size would have more of a negative impact on her fame level…but then again people aren’t as logical as me…and they just see tits…and sometimes tits is all you need to fuck a fat bitch you meet at a bar when drunk…so I guess the same logic applies to models…

Who cares…she looks like a fucking walrus…stop loving her.

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Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

05

Sep

Courtney Stodden’s Girls and Corpses Photoshoot of the Day

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Courtney Stodden shot this “Girls and Corpses” photoshoot for some obscure niche fetish site a while ago, but this is the first time I’ve seen the pictures, because like the rest of the world, I really don’t care about what Courtney Stodden or her fake tits are up to, I kinda just come across it when she manages to make enough noise to get noticed…like doing this weirdness…

Call me crazy, but the idea of girls with rotting corpses is not quite as much of a turn on as if these pics were of Courtney Stodden’s corpse…not cuz I’m necro and like dead bodies, in fact I hate seeing dead bodies….but because a dead Courtney Stodden is what’s best for the world she has been polluting and making a mockery of with her stripper antics that don’t normally bother me unless I see her getting press…

This is just noise that doesn’t matter…yet we’re all looking…the worst.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

05

Sep

Jojo’s Ass Working Out of the Day

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Jojo doesn’t matter, but I am compelled to post her fitness selfies because I like girls who work out….even when they are has been child stars no one cares about because they started dating black dudes and the majority of white dudes what when girls date black dudes…I mean just yesterday I had 10 emails because some other child star I never heard of named Jeannette McCurdy is dating some NBA player…because internet makes it easy to be racist…

Personally, I don’t really care what color the dicks being put in bitches I don’t fuck are…I just care that I haven’t seen the video of it…and if anything, girls who get fucked by black dudes….are probably freakier in bed than their white only policy counterparts…that or they have bigger vaginas….

Ultimately, blame hip hop.

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2013

05

Sep

Drunk Stunt of the Day

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When I’m drunk, my stunt isn’t any of this athletic circus clown shit…I’m more into just staying alive so I can drink more…you know hoping my heart doesn’t fucking explode but sometimes, I’ll bust an experimental dance move, but usually when I’m too drunk to formulate words…that’s when I think experimental dance is the best way to express myself…it’s my kind of tweaking…I guess other drunk stunts I do is try to walk a straight line, offend as many people as possible, get as many free drinks as I can, and rub my penis against the thigh of at least one unsuspecting babe when walking through the crowd…if I’m lucky and have extra money I pull off my favorite drunk stunt and that’s getting a rub and tug…or a back alley blow job from a fat chick or a hooker…because I can’t bring that shit home to me…all this to say I am good at being drunk, but not this good, cuz I can barely even stand…

Posted in:Videos

2013

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls don’t like when you ask what the biggest inanimate object they have stuck in their vagina or ass is…not even in casual friendly conversation…or as part of a “research study” you are conducting at the local strip bar with the local strippers….

Just a heads up….

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Some Hick Band Uses a Tractor for a Drummer
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The X-Tina Half Naked in Maxim Cuz She’s Less Fat Pics
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Leonardo DiCaprio Faggin’ Out
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I LOve this Hillbilly Piercing!
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Selena Gomez in Concert
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The Most Ridiculous “Message” Episodes in TV History
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Honest Iron Man 3 Trailer
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A Bunch of Girls in Bed
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15 Cosplay Girls
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Some Naked Russian Bitch I Want to Taste
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This LG Prank is Good
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This Bitch is Amazing!!
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Blondie Twerks It
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Girls who Get Naked on the Internet are all that Matters.
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