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2013

02

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

I guess Nicole Scherzinger is still alive…and keeping herself relevant…if she’s even a real she…you see, I am a firm believer that she’s Amanda Bynes-ing us from She’s the Man…you know a little Jonathan Brandis-ing us pre-death back in the “Ladybugs” era of pretending to be another gender to excel…don’t let the dress, panties, and slutty stage show fool you…that shit’s standard with every drag queen show…while real whores don’t wear underwear….and girls who make their career from being mainstream popstar strippers…are real whores as far as I’m concerned…and here are her fresh whites, unsoiled…and thus not fun enough for me….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2013

02

Sep

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty Photoshoot for Some Magazine of the Day

I am all about Miley’s rebrand and aggressive marketing of herself because she’s a lovely young lady…sure she can’t twerk for shit, but she’s making twerking mainstream and white girl friendly, which makes my life more interesting…and sure she’s got a shitty little ass that looks like it is melting because she’s not doing her squats, but she’s still a skinny little thing and that makes her okay by me, even if she’s interchangeable with Bieber, I’m pretty sure she’s got a vagina…a vagina that black hip hop producers are probably coming inside, because it pisses off her ex fiancé the right way, while making everyone money, which is what I guess the hip pop, copy Iggy Azaelea game is all about…

I support what she’s done with being a sheltered, coddled, pop tart…and her she is in some shitty photoshoot…I’ve probably already posted but I’m posting again because it is Labor Day….

To see some pics of her leaving somewhere in her Pajamas with unicorn slippers on CLICK HERE

To see some pics of her ass looking pretty shitty but amazing to me in shorts CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

02

Sep

Jourdan Dunn Naked for GQ September of the Day

British model Jourdan Dunn was naked in GQ in the worst possible kind of naked because she’s not naked at all or might as well not be naked at all since she’s covering up all the goods…the goods you probably don’t want to see because even though she’s 23, she’s already a mom of a 4 year old who she had with her coke dealing boyfriend…because every insecure, even though she’s paid to be hot, has a latch on dead beat to trick her into having his kid and giving him her money…typical broken bitches…and I’m into it…even when those mom pussies aren’t being spread for fashion.

Posted in:Jourdan Dunn

2013

02

Sep

Gangster Pants Fail of the Day

I posted this video on my Facebook and apparently it went Viral, but not because I posted it, but because it’s a funny concept, even though I am 95 percent sure it is totally staged for VINE, because if you go on VINE you will know that motherfuckers really put in a lot of fucking effort in making their VINE’s clever and funny, even though Vine doesn’t pay them shit to do it, but rather they do it for the likes bro, because likes are a currency of their one, that make a motherfucker feel socially accepted…weird.

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Sep

Yaya Kosikova Titties for Vaga Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Yaya Kosikova is, but she sounds mail order…and she gets naked for magazine I’ve never heard of which means she’s thirsty. You know this isn’t some “Should I do Playboy to Help Launch My Career like I was Jenny McCarthy shit”…this is “I’ll take off my clothes for whatever the fuck this is, because it is sure better than being cattle prodded in the scary basement by that man with a gun who threatens to kill my family if I don’t get naked on webcam show for him”…you know anything is better than that…so I call this the escape route…unless she’s not even Russian, and her Model agency is just packaging her like she is cuz it’s a good back story to get her booked…and really none of it matters cuz I just saw tits…and so did you.

Posted in:NSFW|Yaya Kosikova

2013

02

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I grab tits…and the girl who’s tits I am grabbing lets me take pics…

It’s labor day weekend, are you really on the fucking internet right now?

What the fuck is wrong with you….

Go out there and grab some titties…or at least go out there….because there’s more chance of you grabbing titties..than sitting at home on your mom’s couch debating jerking off again…you fucking loser…and by loser I mean…I love you…

Here are some links….

These Bikini Girls in Horse Masks are Alright…
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Cynthia Nixon’s Hilarious O / Blowjob Face
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Alicia Keys Midriff
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Tim Beckham Scores Like a Boss
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How To Open a Beer with a Frisbee
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Animal Facts They Didn’t Teach You In School
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Biker Learns a Hard Lesson
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The Most Anticipated Fall Movies
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This is What 2000 Calories Looks Like
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A Whole Lot of Underboob
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Some Chick Covered in Paint
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A Dude with Balls of Steel
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Simon Cowell Goes Public With Friend’s Wife he Knocked Up
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Dead Foot Skin Eating is the Fetish of the Day
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Dildo-ing Her Ass on the Train
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Some Dude with Dandruff Playing Some Classical Music
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100s of Babes Who Want You To See Them Naked and Touching Themselves….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Sep

Scarlett Belle is DSFcams Girl of the Day

Scarlett Belle is a 20 year old cam girl who I like to think has one my heart, at least for the day, thanks to the orgasms she has tried to give me…making me a fan, because any girl willing to put in work for a guy like me, or a guy like you, because we really don’t deserve any of this goodness…but yet we get it..all because Scarlett Belle is an exhibitionist…making her pretty fucking perfect to me…but probably not to her real dad, who may kinda hate her job.

I mean – DEEZ TITS THO….AWESOME…

TO VISIT HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER CLICK HERE

TO VISIT THE BEST WEBCAM SITE IN THE HISTORY OF WEBCAM SITES VISIT DSFCAMS

Posted in:DSFcams|NSFW

2013

01

Sep

Rosemary is DSFcams Girl of the Day

Rosemary is amazing…she seems to like having a lot of fucking fun…she’s some 24 year old bisexual from USA and she’s a LIBRA, which is something I assume at least one of your weirdo’s cares about this shit because it makes jerking off to a girl more meaningful…weirdo…

Apparently, she loves orgasms….but more importantly…she loves her fucking machine..that is both the stupidest machine a girl can own and the greatest. The kind of machine you’d find at some girl your dating’s house and both love her and hate her for having it…it is the sex doll of the female world…but watching her rock it…makes her the DSFCams girl of the day….


TO SEE MORE OF THIS BABE ALL HARDCORE WITHOUT HER UNDERWEAR ON VISIT STEPSMUT

TO VISIT HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER CLICK HERE

TO VISIT THE BEST WEBCAM SITE IN THE HISTORY OF WEBCAM SITES VISIT DSFCAMS

Posted in:DSFcams

2013

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out that 16 year olds from Europe I was chatting up at a party are not down with DrunkenStepfathers or the pictures I post on INSTAGRAM …because pictures of tits and asses with stepGIRLS writing on them coupled with pictures of pug and random homeless people…isn’t really what the kids these days are into…which is ok, because I’m not into 16 year olds from Europe so it is a win win….

Turns out that telling an old lady who cuts you off in line at the grocery store “A fucking whore” with serious crazy eyes and anger in your voice…feels good.

Turns out that posting pics from a Leprosy commercial asking people if they jerk off to it also is a good way to lose followers….

Turns out that a perk to getting blackout drunk and being an asshole for years, is meeting random people you don’t think you know, but who know you and have serious hatred for you….for being an asshole to them….

Here are some links…a day late, I’ve been drinking.

This Cave Is ABout the Size of my Wife’s Pussy
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I Love Miley’s Ass Melting in Short Shorts
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Girls Showing Off Backs
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Miley Cyrus in Some Magazine
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Brooke Burke Big Tits Walkin….
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Melbourne Shuffle Hotty…Dance Dance Dance
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Extreme Highlining
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Kelly Ryan Dressed Slutty
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Arriving on Red Carpet Like a Boss
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Kirsten Dunst’s Big Tits
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Geena Davis Lives…
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10 Biggest Sex Scandals in Sports History
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10 Dumbest Robberies
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Some Babe Stripping at the Beach
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Terry Richardson in her Bra….
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As Long As I Don’t Have To Look At Her When She’s Sucking My Dick, I’m Fine With It
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The Best Fails of the Week
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If AirBNB Reviews were Honest
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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Chinese Signs Lost in Translation
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Adrienne Bailon Big Cleavage
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Girls in Masks
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Cassie Becker Big Tits Fat Ass
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Friendly Neighborhood Crackhead
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Awesome INsurance Faud Attempt
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Lohan May Be on SNL…
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Bicycle Powered Treehouse Elevator
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Pro BMXer does Tricks on a Toddler Bike…
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Bitch Needs To Stop And Just Get Fucking Naked Already
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Love the Boob Guitar Girl
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WTF Pics
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I Like Teen Mom’s Audition Tapes
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How I Met Your Mother Final Season Trailer
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage
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Some Chick I’ve Never heard Of’s Big Implants
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Who’s Boobs are Bigger
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Robin Thicke’s Grabbing Ass
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Cat Gives Owner Petting Instructions
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Hey Bitch, Catch
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Lohan is Trying to Get Meryl Streep’s Attention
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Miley Cyrus Ass in Shorts
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Miley Cyrus Showing Off Some Tasty Ass Cheeks.
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Lazy Firefighter
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Great Australian Beer Ad
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Rosie Jones Tits
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Miley in Pajamas
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Hot Fit Bitches
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Everyday Girls Getting Naked for Free….
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DSFCams is the Future
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Stupid Milf Tits
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Big Webcam Tits
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Teen Blonde Pussy Rub
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Anal Bouquet!
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Rockin The Vibes.
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Apparently Shit is Good for the Skin
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German Girl Peeing on Herself
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Aug

Boulder Almost Crushes a Car in Tawain and Other Videos of the Day

This is video looks like it is straight out of a movie, or video game and it’s fucking crazy.

If you don’t like that, here’s a drunk guy vs a Bull

If you don’t like that – here’s the audio to the crazy McNugget lady who raged in 2010 when she couldn’t get McNuggets at 10:30 am…

Posted in:Videos