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2013

28

Aug

Pippi LongStocking Sex Tape Exists of the Day

Her name is Tami Erin, which is convenient because it sounds like a porn name, and she is probably best known for being Pipi Longstocking in the 80s TV show…here she comes…

No one remembers….but she’s trying to make people remember her by posting suggestive pics of herself on Twitter looking’ like a whore who fucks on camera on a twitter….and fucking on camera…because she has virtually no following…and a sex tape scandal can fix that….

The storyline of the scandal is that her ex is shopping the sex tape around, and TMZ has already seen the clips, but without Tami Erin Longstocking singing off on the shit, legally no one can do anything with it, otherwise people could get arrested, because it is porn….

That doesn’t mean you won’t get to see it, it just means that she’s playing the victim angle so that when you do see it, she comes across as someone who has nothing to do with any of this shit, even though she poses in her underwear on the internet, and seems like someone desperate enough to do something like this, pretending to not be the mastermind, hoping it leads to a Dancing with the stars gig, because really what else is there out there for her.

The fact is, with porn, she legally has to sign documents and releases…Kim Kardashian had to do it, Paris had to do it. These leaks are all staged.

No one has heard of Tami Erin, and anyone who is still a fan of hers is seriously a fucking creeper, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t watch her fuck….because I would….especially since I know she’s a whore just by looking at her twitter pics…and I love watching whores fuck on camera…even when they pretend they aren’t involved in the whoring….especially when they pretend they aren’t involved in the whoring…it’s just a level of desperation I appreciate.

Here are some of her pics…to get you ready for her big re-launch…

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2013

28

Aug

The Best thing On the Internet Today of the Day

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Old as fuck Patrick Stewart, is stoned and teaching his 35 year old opportunist girlfriend how to act…on video…and now on the internet…for you to love.

She uploaded it herself because that’s what opportunist girlfriends do…they milk what their vaginas have lined up for them as hard as they can..because you never know when your vagina will get you another opportunity like this to leverage for more fame and exposure.

Judge Joe Brown with hookers is ok too…

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

Aug

Lady Gaga in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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Lady Gaga is ridiculous. I mean, I know she’s ugly, has an average at best body, and I am totally down with her getting naked as often as possible in her quest to be obscure and stand out from the crowd, but the whole thing seems desperate, even more desperate than her first album, because I guess she doesn’t want to feel like she’s peaked and like it’s all down hill for her, so she’s pulling out the big guns…but everyone knows her act, and the loyal fans will all still be their loving her like a bunch of queers they are, because she means so much to them on an emotional level…while the rest of know she’s crying to get noticed and we’ll notice cuz we like tits, but looking at pics of tits is way different than buying records and making her win awards.

She’s done, expired. Over..and this fall into darkness is fun to watch.

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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

28

Aug

Miley Cyrus Behind The Scenes of a Music Video of the Day

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If you’ve ever wanted to see Miley thrown into a basketball net like she was some inanimate object being used by the black community centre to keep their youth out of trouble so that they can go onto have better, more successful, lives…here she is being thrown into the hoop…for her new music video with her boyfriend Mike WIll Made it, a rap producer who is makin’ her matter….in the world she wants to matter in…while making a lot of money and giving him some white desperate pussy to fuck…deal.

Oh – here’s another song that Miley and Bieber did with Lil Twist…where Miley continues to pretend she’s Iggy Azaelea…mocking girls rapper…and Bieber continues to be really gay…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

28

Aug

Naked Supermodels for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour, Christie Turlington, Amber Valetta and Daria Werbowy are all naked for the Fashion issue of Interview magazine and I am into models, even in their golden years of modelling, getting naked, because they are still models and naked…it’s a pretty fucking simple concept….they are genetically built for me to want to fuck them into their diaper wearing retirement years…which in Kate Moss’ case is just around the corner thanks to all the anal…

Posted in:stepFASHION

2013

28

Aug

Miranda Kerr Titties for V Magazine of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is doing the best she can to stay relevant now that she has been set free from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret, a company that is probably responsible for making her a household name, but that she doesn’t give them credit for because she’s a girl and girls always feel like they are the reason their life is the way it is, in an “ALL ME”, even if all she did was strategic whoring…and she’s doing it with her tits, like she was a real up and coming model and not a mom with millions just trying to keep busy.

I’m not sure what this is all about, but I know I like it…probably because I know she has options to bow out gracefully but instead chooses the titty route. FUn.

To see the rest of the pics click here

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2013

28

Aug

Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Here is Hilary Duff is proving yet again that being the mother is not always the best decision for your ass, vagina, legs, or sex appeal…but none of that really matters because she’s rich and doesn’t need you jerking off to her…she’s got enough creepy fans who still tell her they love her on the regular…because that’s what being famous is all about…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

28

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Industrie Magazine of the Day in Shorts of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a model and she looks like she’s a lot of fun…in the way she lets people take suggestive pictures of her under the assumption it is for high concept fashion and art, while really it’s just soft core porn…it’s so hard to tell the difference especially when you are the one taking the pics of the bitch who would never do it knowing it was designed for people like you to jerk off to, but rather designed for the fashion industry to say “look at her angles, she really has talent, lets’ book her for this million dollar campaign”…

We call this a WIN / Win situation….

Here are the pics for Industrie (not a porn mag) magazine.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

28

Aug

Nina Agdal Does Instagram of the Day

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Nina Agdal got dumped by Adam Levine, so she’s doing the only rational thing a girl who has been dumped can do, and that is post slutty fucking pictures on the internet because slutty pictures on the internet are the best way to get revenge from a dude who is already engaged to another model who looks less retarded than you, and who clearly cares about what you are up to, like you were more than just a hot body to fuck while one break with his girlfriend….but at least it attracts male attention…attention you need to feel like you’re hot now that you’ve been shit on…after such a great year of being loved from everyone…

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2013

28

Aug

Anais Pouliot Excites Me of the Day

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There is something magical about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s from my hometown of Canada, and I know that all girls french girls in Canada, like using their ANUS on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be an actual first date but rather buying her a drink in a club…it’s the Quebec way of life to those of you who have no idea what Quebec is…a land of sluts…and this Anais Pouliot has broke free and become some Top Model I like to watch.

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