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2013

27

Aug

Alyssa Miller Alyssa Miller in Lingerie of the Day


Apparently Alyssa Miller has sex with Jake Gyllenhaal, which I find hard to believe since Jake Gyllenhaal is gay.

Not only have I seen Brokeback Mountain, but I have also been accosted by Jake Gyllenhaal in person, and it was less of a “action star trained in martial arts” and more of a ballet dancer, and not a Russian trying got escape communism ballet dancer, but a spoiled brat ballet dancer from Beverly Hills who didn’t get enough foam in his cappuccino ballet dancer…a little limp wristed enough for me to think he may even have AIDS from all his self destructive bareback parties he keeps on the down low…but that would imply they fuck…and they probably don’t…you see she’s just a groupie bitch getting ahead in life and he’s a wrung on her groupie ladder…only in her case, her groupie behavior comes with being a hot model I’d fuck had she not been tainted by the Gyllenhaal.

That’s all I gotta say about that.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

27

Aug

Sara Sampaio Modelling Underwear of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese girl who unlike other Portuguese girls, looks good in a bikini, and not all fat assed and full of Arroz Doce and fish…but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t smell like a fisherman’s daughter…like all other Portuguese girls…it just means she looks good when she gets paid her 10,000 dollar day rate to strip down…in pictures…

She’s the kind of girl I would have liked to have found all poor and desperate escape her shitty fishing village…you know to save from her shitty life…like the hero I am…but they evil empire beat me to it..and here she is cheating on them with another brand.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

27

Aug

Horrible Woman of the Day

I don’t know, but this video of a mother beating up her kid at the grocery store like a psychopath who hates her kid makes me angry.

It’s not the kids fault she’s a miserable whore who hates the fact that she sold her sex appeal and vagina to his father in exchange for this life that is misery…but she sure takes it out on him like it is…

It’s one of those you don’t need a license to have kids, you just need your fertility…and people like this perpetuate all that is wrong with the world by breeding criminals and addicts due to their neglect.

The hero in the video, is the store clerk who calls the police on her…let’s hope some of you know this bitch and spread this around to humiliate her and hopefully get her kids in better hands, because you know if she’s doing this in person, next level shit happens behind closed doors.

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you’re going to try to rub the thigh of a girl asleep on the red eye flight, make sure she’s taken sleeping pills and isn’t just “dozing off”…it makes all the difference in whether you’re going to get arrested or not…creep well…creeper…Here are some links….

Girls in Sports Bras
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Bitch from Jersey Shore Lookin’ Naturally Tanned
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Breaking Bad Reacts to Miley’s VMA performance
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Little Girl Plays with a Baby Gorilla
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Amazing Dinosaur Prank
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20 Things You Didn’t Know About the US Open
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Puppy Learns to Climb a Step
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Tramp Stamps!
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This is My Kind of Party
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Young Hot Naked Hot Girls Doing Dirty Things Their Dad’s Would be Ashamed Of If They Had a Dad
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Time to return to the wife…which would be better if she didn’t smell like fucking shit…

Highlight of the AIRPORT was hearing Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West being called on the loud speaker 5 minutes ago. They were about to miss their flight and the Airline ain’t gonna wait for no one…not even the YEEZUS His self…

My failed pick up line of the day – was asking a girl with a period looking stain on her pants, it may have been part of her tie dye pattern, if she’d let me eat her period.

I’ll work on it though, I think I am onto something.

Here’s the best recap video of the VMAs

Here are some links…

Here are some thigh gap…
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Did Miley Tell Harry Styles to Shut the Fuck Up…OH MY…
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Melanie Iglesias Works it for the MTV Awards
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Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse Being Slutty
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Why DO We Clap
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Firefighter Helicopter Fills Up at the Pool
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10 Vicious Knockouts…
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Funny Hairy Stubbly Attention Seeking Panty Flash
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Rose McGowan Leg Show
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Jessica Biel in a See Through Dress
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’d You Rather?
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Bryan Cranston is LEX LUTHER
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Her Name is Justine and She’s Some Playboy Chick
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Katy Perry Sucked Hard At the VMAS
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Anastasia Ashley Shakes Her Ass on Instagram
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Curvy Connie Strips and Poses
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How To Not Transport a Deer Statue
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Sarah Harding Bra Strap
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Thick Titty Bitches
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Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Scares People
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Miley Cyrus Looks As High As A Fucking Kite
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14 Facts that Justify Sleeping In
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Backyard Falcon Surprise
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Crazy Facts About Horror Movies…
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Some Topless Celeb YOu’d Rather See Clothed
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Lady Gaga For V Magazine Naked
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25 Million Americans Want Robot Sex…
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10 Examples of Twerking that Will Ruin Your Childhood
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Shelby Carter Takes Off Her Top in NYC
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Vanessa Hudgens Needs To Leak More Nude Pics
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Super Mario Parkour
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The 10 Best Rappers of the 2000s
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Lady Gaga’s VMA Performance GIFs are amazing…
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GIFs of some Playmate of the Month
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Your Guide to Understanding College A Cappella
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Hovercraft Lands on a Busy Beach
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Lil Wayne’s Fan May Be on Drugs
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6 Immortal Animals
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30 Funniest Women in Hollywood
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Best Pageant Answer of the Day
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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DSFCams is the Future
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Some Chick Fucks Herself with the Vaccuum Cleaner
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Romantic Anal Fisting
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Two Lesbians Having Lesbian Fun
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This Beach Masturbation is Fucking Weird
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Reminding Us She Exists of the Day

I am into all Disney girls competing for male attention. This is from some movie I’ve never heard of called The Frozen Ground or some shit I like to call “I’m not a Disney Girl Anymore Stop Calling Me a Disney Girl I am Willing to Get Naked in Movies and Be a Threesome Stategic Nude Stripper Just Don’t Call Me Disney”…amazing.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

26

Aug

Lady Gaga For Terry Richardson of the Day

Gaga is the worst…that’s probably why she hired a top grade fashion photographer Terry Richardson to document her VMA experience…

Bitch is so broken down that she needs a professional to make her instagram pics bearable…

She’s rich so her everyday selfie instagram model bullshit is shot by Terry cuz she has the budget to make her secret internet fatty shit work…

So she’s trying hard to get back into the mix and cared about…and she’s doing it as strategic as possible with the right team…and as much as she’s groupie-ing on Terry Richardson, he’s Groupie-ing on her, because he’s always been obsessed with famous people, it’s good for business, in some millionaire groupie-ing on millionaire weirdness

But at least she’s half naked in some of it….even though gaga half naked is awful…it’s better than her clothed.

To see some pics of them together CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

26

Aug

Farrah Abraham in a Bikini of the Day

Farrah Abraham is still pushing bikini photoshoots because apparently people care about Farrah Abraham…at least according to Farrah Abraham…because it allows her to keep her bullshit alive as long as she fucking can…

So here is her pussy covered up with a Gene Simmons tongue, possibly a reference to how her uterus pretty much hangs out of her thanks to teen mom behavior…

But if you’re like me and prefer seeing her pussy not covered up but rather seeing it squirting in porn you can do that….because unlike most girls staging bikini pics…she’s got porn to cross reference…something all girls need…it makes her less annoying…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE


BUY HER SEX TAPE

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

26

Aug

Cheryl Cole’s Insane Tattoo of the Day

I don’t know if this is Cheryl Cole’s tattooed ass…but apparently it isn’t some April Fools in August because she’s obscure prank…but rather a real fucking tattoo that covers her entire ass and back of some English roses….that from one perspective give her a reason to post pics of her thonged ass on the internet…now I don’t like tattooed bitches, but for some reason I kinda water these flowers with my toxic semen, or more importantly, live another 40 years to see these motherfuckers wilt away…as she sags into disgusting…

I mean this is pretty crazy…another popstar gone nuts…but I guess this gutter bitch has had shitty tattoos forever…this is just keeping up the trend….I wonder if this was just all one big move to cover up her herpes scabs…who cares.

Posted in:Cheryl Cole

2013

26

Aug

Ariana Grande Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

Ariana Grande is some boring Disney starlet who I guess is dabbling with the slitting but in a innocent, I’m wearing boy short cotton panties guys, because it’s a better angle than spreading her asshole on stage like she was Miley or one of the other Disney girls trying to re-invent themselves, because the wholesome boring way, is kinda more interesting in this overly sexed up world…where sex is becoming more like THE GAP, played out and boring…and frigid virginal is the new porn…and the people behind Ariana Grande know…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariana Grande