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2013

28

Aug

Miley Cyrus Behind The Scenes of a Music Video of the Day

If you’ve ever wanted to see Miley thrown into a basketball net like she was some inanimate object being used by the black community centre to keep their youth out of trouble so that they can go onto have better, more successful, lives…here she is being thrown into the hoop…for her new music video with her boyfriend Mike WIll Made it, a rap producer who is makin’ her matter….in the world she wants to matter in…while making a lot of money and giving him some white desperate pussy to fuck…deal.

Oh – here’s another song that Miley and Bieber did with Lil Twist…where Miley continues to pretend she’s Iggy Azaelea…mocking girls rapper…and Bieber continues to be really gay…

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2013

28

Aug

Naked Supermodels for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour, Christie Turlington, Amber Valetta and Daria Werbowy are all naked for the Fashion issue of Interview magazine and I am into models, even in their golden years of modelling, getting naked, because they are still models and naked…it’s a pretty fucking simple concept….they are genetically built for me to want to fuck them into their diaper wearing retirement years…which in Kate Moss’ case is just around the corner thanks to all the anal…

Posted in:stepFASHION

2013

28

Aug

Miranda Kerr Titties for V Magazine of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is doing the best she can to stay relevant now that she has been set free from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret, a company that is probably responsible for making her a household name, but that she doesn’t give them credit for because she’s a girl and girls always feel like they are the reason their life is the way it is, in an “ALL ME”, even if all she did was strategic whoring…and she’s doing it with her tits, like she was a real up and coming model and not a mom with millions just trying to keep busy.

I’m not sure what this is all about, but I know I like it…probably because I know she has options to bow out gracefully but instead chooses the titty route. FUn.

To see the rest of the pics click here

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2013

28

Aug

Hilary Duff Fat Mom Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Here is Hilary Duff is proving yet again that being the mother is not always the best decision for your ass, vagina, legs, or sex appeal…but none of that really matters because she’s rich and doesn’t need you jerking off to her…she’s got enough creepy fans who still tell her they love her on the regular…because that’s what being famous is all about…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

28

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Industrie Magazine of the Day in Shorts of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a model and she looks like she’s a lot of fun…in the way she lets people take suggestive pictures of her under the assumption it is for high concept fashion and art, while really it’s just soft core porn…it’s so hard to tell the difference especially when you are the one taking the pics of the bitch who would never do it knowing it was designed for people like you to jerk off to, but rather designed for the fashion industry to say “look at her angles, she really has talent, lets’ book her for this million dollar campaign”…

We call this a WIN / Win situation….

Here are the pics for Industrie (not a porn mag) magazine.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2013

28

Aug

Nina Agdal Does Instagram of the Day

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Nina Agdal got dumped by Adam Levine, so she’s doing the only rational thing a girl who has been dumped can do, and that is post slutty fucking pictures on the internet because slutty pictures on the internet are the best way to get revenge from a dude who is already engaged to another model who looks less retarded than you, and who clearly cares about what you are up to, like you were more than just a hot body to fuck while one break with his girlfriend….but at least it attracts male attention…attention you need to feel like you’re hot now that you’ve been shit on…after such a great year of being loved from everyone…

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2013

28

Aug

Anais Pouliot Excites Me of the Day

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There is something magical about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s from my hometown of Canada, and I know that all girls french girls in Canada, like using their ANUS on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be an actual first date but rather buying her a drink in a club…it’s the Quebec way of life to those of you who have no idea what Quebec is…a land of sluts…and this Anais Pouliot has broke free and become some Top Model I like to watch.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2013

28

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens thought it was a good idea to post a picture of herself in a Sports Bra, to let us all know that despite being a little chunky, especially in her last movie, she’s making moves to get fit, and those moves involve wearing skimpy workout gear like fit girls, kinda reminding me of the fat girl in a pair of booty shorts I saw at a late night diner eating a burger when drunk….

Maybe it is because Vanessa Hudgen’s family sold her off as a kid, and ever since then she’s been trying to fit in, whether she is built to fit in or not….whether it’s getting naked in self shot cell phone pics for male attention, or doing threesome shit in Springbreakers…or trying to get fit…but I am into her documenting the process because it’s better than not seeing her in a sports bra…right.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Random girls don’t like when I try to take pictures of their vaginas on the beach in California by the beach…If they didn’t want creepers creeping on them with a camera…you’d think they’d be a little more private about rocking a bathing suit in public…this is one of those “she was wearing a mini skirt officer, she wanted it” situation…with less rape.

Here are some morning’ links…cuz it’s morning where I am…

Catherine Zeta Jones is Single and HPV Positive
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The 20 Most Collectible Jordans Ever
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Official Cat Burglar
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No N’Sync Reunion for you Boy Band Loving Poofters
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Super Mario Parkour
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350 Pound Blue Marlin Launches Onto a Fishing Boat
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Girls Stretching
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Some Naked Bitch with a Gun
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Hot Japanese Chick of the Day
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Laughing Babies for you Perverts
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So many cam girls cam girl-ing for free
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2013

28

Aug

Butt Water is the Internet of the Day

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This is probably one of the more interesting videos Youtube is making money off of today…All those google stocks going nuts running ads on some dude who fills his ass with water and squirts for his friends at a party…because it’s not a party without a fuckin’ enema…

Apparently VICE INTERVIEWED THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK ….who is getting famous for this ridiculousness….

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