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2013

29

Jul

Taylor Swift is Paddleboarding with Some Pasty Brit in a Shitty Bikini of the Day

Taylor Swift has a long lean body…and lately, I’ve been finding her hot, but for some reason, every time she gets into a bikini, which happens every once in a while, she’s rockin’ these old lady form fitting, belly hiding, gunt/muff gut shaping bottoms that just look fucking clown-like.

She rocks these so much, that I am convinced she’s hiding something from us, maybe a freakish birthmark, or damage from all the sex she’s had, or even a scar, or testicles, or who the fuck knows, a twin she ate and hasn’t had removed because it gives her her demon powers to manipulate the youth, or a tattoo….

There is something behind this constant high waisted bullshit, and someone needs to get to the bottom of it…like it’s one of life’s great mysteries, which it is, cuz right now, as I stare at it…it is all that fucking matters..and it’s confusing me, turning what could be hot, into something horrible…

I mean she’s in her 20s, get her some Brazilan cut shorts yo!

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

29

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio must be on her period, you know feeling a little bloated, or maybe she’s on vacation and hasn’t been working out, getting soft….or even worse, maybe she’s all pregnant again, broadcasting to the world that she doesn’t care about her vagina, she wants to shred that shit, even though it’s critical in making her money in the tail end of her modeling career….or maybe, she’s decided to take up competitive swimming and this is her uniform, because that is the only acceptable way to justify the one piece…I mean at least for a fucking lingerie model, who should be half naked, while the other moms, who should be in a one piece are in a bikini. What does it all mean? Where did it all go wrong?

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

29

Jul

Xenia Deli is Amazing for Instagram of the Day

Xenia Deli is an amazing kind of Deli, much better than the Jewish Deli where the balding fat woman picks at your sandwich as she makes it…because this Deli has a meaty panty sandwich I want to eat as if it was an all you can eat buffet, where the other Deli, just gives me diarrhea.

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

29

Jul

Jaime King’s Gross Bikin Baby Bump of the Day

I don’t know who Jamie King is, but I guess I could use google to find out…oh right, she’s some babe model from a long time ago who is now in her 30s and posting pregnant pics of herself in a bikini with hard nipples because like all pregnant chicks thinks the transition her body is going through is some glorious fucking thing the world needs to see when really it should be something done in some bunker somewhere, that no one ever sees happens, making us assume the kid you’re carrying around is adopted, cuz it’s better for your comeback, or more importantly for our impression of your vagina.

This is a fail on so many levels, unless of course you’re one of those lonely freaks into ready to drop porn, knowing a bitch will never let you get her pregnant…and that this is as close as you’ll get to the magic that is child birth pussy ruining.

Posted in:Jaime King

2013

29

Jul

Andreea Diaconu for VS Pink of the Day

Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion, the money is just more lucrative, and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, they get paid 4000 dollars a day to shoot shitty catalog pictures I can’t even masturbate to because they photoshop out the nipples.

The other nice thing about this whole VS Pink brand is that it is the gateway line to get girls in when they are young. So everything you see here is lingerie designed for 14 year olds, as the Illuminati and Hitler will tell you…get them hooked when they are young and they’ll keep coming back for more….it worked for McDonalds, and look how good that worked out for the obese nation of burger lovers…why not apply it to panties…awesome.

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu

2013

29

Jul

More Sarah Lane Big Titties from Some Shoot of the Day

I was just emailed more pictures of this unknown, busty, freckled girl name Sarah Lane…from her photoshoot with some photographer named Michael Benatar and I figured I’d post it..because I already POSTED THE FIRST BATCH

Let’s face it, aspiring unknown girls with huge tits deserve to be noticed, especially when they are willing to show off those huge tits, and leverage them into a successful career or at least a fan base of perverts who like big tits…which luckily for her is every dude out there….I mean just look what big tits did for Kate Upton…

I appreciate her hustle into the fame game…even if it’s pretty mindless and easy…it has tits and that makes it ok with me.

Posted in:Sarah Lane

2013

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I accidentally met fat chicks who care more about my site than I do. In fact they cared so much about it that they followed me around for over an hour yelling at me about how horrible it is and how mean I am to women. How I am a loser and how I am a misogynist.

They don’t get that I don’t hate women, I love women, I just hate fat women.

They also don’t get that I don’t even hate fat women, I just laugh at them.

They also don’t get that if you hate a website that much, it is pretty pathetic, it’s just the internet yo, you can not visit sites you hate.

I guess if I was them, I’d have enough time to hate too, you know with never getting fucked and all. Unfortunately, I didn’t video the exchange. But it was hysterical.

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I’ve already Masturbated to this Miley Shirt Twice
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2013

29

Jul

Mila is the Late Night Booty Call Of The Day

Her name is MILA and I am in love…I figure it’s 3 am, I’m drunk, I want to fuck, why not turn to the internet to fall in love, while my wife snores her disgusting snores and smells her disgusting smell, when I want to ignore the girls I fuck on the sidelines to make me seem less eager, so I’ve turned to X-Art because they lure the hottest girls in porn imaginable…these girls are like actual models or some shit…only they bang out…or just get naked…all while being totally artistic, amazing, erotic, I’m in love….

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Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

29

Jul

Nikki Valant is the DSFcam Girl of the Day

NikkiValantDirect is the DSFCAM girl of the day…partially because she gets naked on the internet and puts on a hot little show like a hot little slut…but also because she’s 100 pounds with massive fucking tits….not to mention she’s a VIRGO…OMG…what can’t this girl do…according to her profile…not much…except ANAL, but like any girl, they can be easted into that.

What a fucking babe and she Twerks…

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Posted in:DSFcams

2013

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I like making friends…it is my new hobby. My only prerequisite is that the people I make friends with have vaginas…or at least tits…

I guess it is time to see what magical adventures the weekend brings me…

Here are some links…

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AnnaSophia Robb Dyking Out
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Tatum O’Neal is Turning into Rene Zellweger
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Fernanda Marin Bikinis
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Ryan Seacrest and Selena Gomez Posing Together….
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Here are the Hottest Van Styles Pics
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10 Best Fails of The Day…
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Tamara Eccelstone Pokies
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Lauren Ashley is Some Fake Titty Model…..
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Kate Beckinsale is Tired as Hell
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22 Pics of Kids Being Creepers
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Bill Burr on How to Be a Good Dad
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7 Sea Creatures You Should Fear More than Sharks
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Selena Gomez Showing Stomach
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When you are 8 feet Tall Basketball isn’t Fair
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One of Them Looks Pretty Experienced With Blow Job…
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Drunk Russian Kung Fu Fight
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Fat Guy Beaten By Two Dildo Wielding Chicks
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Marissa Trying On Bikinis at the Beach
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Helena Christensen Naked for some Magazine
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Cate Blanchett Boring as Fuck
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Kylie Minogue in her Bathing Suit
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Marilyn Monroe News……10000 years later…
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The Best Nirvana Cover You’ll Ever Hear
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Some Bitch Named Sam Faiers in a Bikini of the Day
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Olga Kurylenko in a White Dress
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iPhone Robbery Fail…
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Short Skirt Flashing Box
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Frank Ocean Cancels Tour From Throat Injury From Suckin’ Dick…
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Some Bitch Named Jade Foret in a Bikini
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Weirdest My Little Pony Convention
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Flashing Boobs in the Parking Lot
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Man Wins Brooklyn Smallest Penis Award…
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Big Booty Bitch….Sitting in a Sink…
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Big Silly Tits in the Pool…with this Coco of Greece.
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Melissa Goga in a Bikini
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Awesome Fish Tank Fance
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Some Hot Redhead Bitch Flashing her Tits…
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Ferrari Drift and Crash….
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Winnie Cooper’s Ass on Set
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Car Selfies!!
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Babes on Web Cam For Your Pleasure …
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Hot Latina Gets Eaten in the Kitchen…
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Three Girls Fucking Each Other
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Pink Panties Get Fingered
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