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2013

10

Jul

Elisandra Tomacheski for Ellis Beach Wear of the Day

Elisandra Tomacheski is some low level Brazilian model who has worked for no one special, but probably should, because she’s 27, the best years are behind her, yet she still looks like this, far better than any pig you’ll find on an online dating site that you’re trying to flush out of the woods and hunt because you can smell their desperation…not that that’s saying much, but I am sure it’s saying something…and that is that I fuck far less substantial women, so this one’s a keeper.

Posted in:Elisandra Tomacheski

2013

10

Jul

Nimue Smit for Exit of the Day


Nimue Smit is a Dutch fashion model with a silly name, as most Dutch fashion models do…

She’s 21 and she’s naked in something called EXIT, that I am going to assume is a magazine, and not a reference point of her asshole…because everyone knows, especially models who don’t eat very much, that the asshole is the best form of birth control while sleeping your way to the top, it avoids condoms that are uncomfortable, and pills that fuck with your hormones that could make you gain 10 pounds you can’t afford to gain cuz your career depends on it…

You know since period repression through starvation is not ass full proof as anal..

Either way, I’ve never heard of her, she’s naked for fashion and lovely, so now I have…

Posted in:Nimue Smit|NSFW

2013

10

Jul

ESPN Nude Issue of the Day

ESPN has a magazine…and every year they do a nude body issue, I guess it is their answer to the SI Swimsuit issue, but instead of using busty models, who aren’t at all athletic, and if anything represent diabetes more than fitness, like Kate Upton, they use actual athletes….

Not the problem with actual athletes to people who aren’t into fitness is that they are scary, their bodies are too muscular, it’s almost disgusting or masculine, but the good thing about athletes to people who aren’t into fitness is the ability for them to help you move if you were to date one, you know, #NoMoreHeavyLifting….

The other good thing, high testosterone from all the muscles, not in a I wanna fuck a dude, so I’ll go for a girl as close to a dude as possible, but high testosterone on chicks, means high sex drive, couples with health and fitness leads to laying back and being ridden so hard her muscular vagina can rip your dick off…

Here are some of the athletes…Courtney Force, Tarah Gieger, Agnieszka Radwanska, Sydney Leroux….

You may like it or hate it, I am just down with anything naked, I’m a pervert like that…

Posted in:Sports

2013

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have been trying to convince this local crackhead with no teeth to do porn for the internet, because every time I walk by her she begs me to fuck her in the bushes for 10 dollars, I always say no, because she stinks, but see great potential in her being the next viral video sensation…

I am such an internet entrepreneur…Here are some morning links…

Playmate Tiffany Taylor in a Bikini – If Seeing Her Naked Is Too Much for You
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I Want to Fuck ALl Bartenders – Even 98 Year Old Ones
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41 PICS OF HOT FIT GIRLS
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Kids Get Hit By a Car…WTF
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DUMB and Dumber Sequel is Happening.
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Diving into Freezing Water Fail
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Some Awesome Jack Russel Tricks
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Pedestrian Escapes Death…
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Beautiful Bare Ass on the Beach
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30 Minutes of Girls Making Themselves Cum
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So Many Hot Young Girls Getting Naked For Free!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I like revisiting landmarks where I have had sex with strangers from the internet months later to see if I can find any remnants of our encounter…not like a used condom or anything…I don’t use those…just something a little more magical…like the body.

🙂

I’m such a joker…the only thing that dies when a girl bangs me is her soul…she never quite bounces back or recovers from her ill-decision making…but you can’t blame me for that…but you can blame the roofies…

I just can’t stop, won’t stop…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Amanda Bynes is So Hot With her Colored Hair
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Brandi Glanville Big Fucking Tits Drunk and Exposed
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Girls with Huge Tits….
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Diane Kruger is Hot as Fuck for Marie Claire
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Old Rihanna Wants 100 Dicks for her Birthday
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Zahia Dehar in a Weird See Through Dress
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Son Doesn’t Like His Cheating Dad…
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Miss World in a Bikini
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Tramp Stamp!!
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A Man Playing the Guitar With a Spoon
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Dangerous Ways to Open Wine
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Trashy Hot Chick Posing on the Beach
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Rita Ora’s Titties Falling Out of Her Bikini
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Some Selena Gomez Leaked Music and Short Shorts
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Today’s Awesome Role Model
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Sophie Turner Bikini!!
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Reese Witherspoon is the Worst Bathing Suit Ever
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This Is Why You Never Piss Off Your Wife
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The Shannon Twins Are Fucking ghetto and Amazing
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Girl on Girl Nude Massage
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Miley and Jay Z Twitter War…
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Malin Akerman Pokies
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Today in Cool Birds
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7 Things that Should Bother You About the Mighty Ducks Trilogy
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Who Wears Short Shorts?!
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Brandi Glanville is Classy and Drunk…
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12 Celebrity Net Worths
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Here is Arched Back…
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Paula Labaredas is So American
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Anna Kournikova Bikini on a Boat
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5 Hottest Videos of Kelly Brook
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Real Men Of Genius
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Alyssa Milano Pokies!!
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Rice Paddy Seeding is Pretty Awesome
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Today in Selma Hayek
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Paula Abdul Gets Work
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Brazilian Rapper Murdered on Stage Video
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Hot Video of Leanna Decker….
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Sex Makes you Look 5-7 Years Younger
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Today in Nerd Dances
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Hulla Hoops a Truck Tire
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Break Dancing Dog
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Saven Mi
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Let There be Underboob
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Marion Cotillard in Some Fashion Magazine
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When Police Brutality Backfires
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Big Brother Racism Supercut
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Leaked Selena Gomez Song
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Some Roxanne Pallett Chick in a Tiny Bikini Grabbing at her Tits – Amazingness
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Triplets Masturbating Together
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Girl Fucks Herself with Champagne Bottle
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Double Anal Fisting
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Masturbating on Train Freak
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Spycam in the Dressing Room
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Shower Voyeur Cam
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Girl in Heels Masturbates
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Jul

Nicole Richie is Kinda Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

Despite that fact that everything in me…I’m talking right down to my fucking core…including but not limited to my fucking soul…wants to hate this Nicole Richie bikini pictures, but she just looks so fit, thin and tiny and I really kinda like it.

She’s a mom of 2, she’s naturally not very hot at all and all my interactions with her from back in the DJ AM days when I was forced to hang with her, she’s been nothing but straight fucking cunt, but for some reason, a reason I call expensive natural looking implants, I want to stepfather her useless brat children…

I mean this vagina has seen some much and now I want to see it, and while I wait for it, I’ll just stare at the bikini pics.

I hate myself more than I already do for endorsing this girl, but bikinis do that to me….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2013

09

Jul

Minnie Driver Bikini Bottoms of the Day


There is very little amazing going on in these pics…I mean really the only amazing thing I see happening here is how willing I am right now to eat Minnie Driver’s asshole for days…when instinctively I should be disgusted by it…I mean she’s not 18-22, her uterus isn’t fresh, but rather slightly used, yet I am still willing to explore the depths of her soul via her labia…I guess because I fuck disgusting things when they come along and usually I fuck them without a condom…as I am a firm believe that not all pussy is created equally, but all pussy deserves to be fucked equally, because otherwise it would have been born a set of testicles…even if it looks like a set of testicles…all deflated and dangling…

I guess this is just putting me to the test of how low I would go – which is really low…so low that Minnie Driver is on the higher end of the asses I’d be willing to eat…maybe in the top 1 percent.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Minnie Driver

2013

09

Jul

Rita Ora’s Bikini by the Pool of the Day

I just tried to make two girls I am locked in a cabin the woods with mud wrestle for the last bottle of water because I am an opportunist like that.

I am the first person in a natural disaster to trade needed amenities, especially those needed for survival, to ask for sexual favours…

I figure that kind of raping each other is what being human is all about, and why not get a piece of it for myself…especially when it’s not really exploiting anyone, girls when hungover love water, but more importantly, they love wrestling each other, at least in my fantasies, and on Rita Ora’s internet feed….

Her new less fat ready to be the next Rihanna body is kinda hot…I’m becoming a fan…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

09

Jul

Lea Michele in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day

This is weird. I am supposed to mock Lea Michele’s face and call her the dude from Glee. That’s my play on her, that’s kinda how I view her and treat her, you know pretend that she’s the Transgendered one to cover all their bases of LGBT, Ethnic, Retarded, to make a get along gang of freaks and rejects, that in and of itself mock freak and rejects, but that the world view as a modern take on accepting all of God’s children equally, something Hollywood is totally fucking against…

But for some reason, a reason I call squeezing her tits together in a bikini and showing off her tight little ass, I fucking love this shit…bad face or not, she’s won me over…and it was an easy thing to do.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lea Michele

2013

09

Jul

Lucy Collett Big Boobs for NUTS of the Day

This just in…Lucy Collett has big tits…and she’s pretending to take selfies of them in some photoshoot for a Lad Mag that doesn’t really need to be doing any commentary on the whole selfie shit, but rather just focus on what’s important, and what her worth and value is, and that’s her monster tits…tits I would like to travel on, they just look that comfortable…much better than the lumpy pillow I found on moving day in the dumpster that smells like a mix between Fabreze and Death….

Here are some pics.

Posted in:Lucy Collett|NSFW