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2013

02

Jul

Nicole Kidman Models Shoes for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Jimmy Choo’s fall campaign stars Nicole Kidman…the robot/alien ex-wife of Tom Cruise, who happens to own a carrot pie that he probably wasn’t too into eating, because it didn’t have testicles, but that I am totally down with eating, because I’ve never had sex with an official redhead thanks to years of being disgusted by them…and karma not allowing me to get up in one now that I’ve grown as a man and accepted all shades of pubic hair, even the pubic hair that contrasts heavily with the bright pink of the vagina lips that contrasts heavily with the pasty, almost invisible skin.

I know she’s old, I know she’s clothed, I know these pics are about the shoes, something I assume at least one of you has a fetish for, a fetish so consuming you have a pair on right now….because that’s jus the kid of crowd I attract…

I blame THIS NICOLE KIDMAN PHOTOSHOOT …for the boners Nicole Kidman now gives me…

Here’s the campaign.

Posted in:Nicole Kidman

2013

02

Jul

Topless Tribute to Lindsay Lohan for Her Birthday of the Day


If you’re like me, you probably forgot Lindsay Lohan existed.

Which is too bad, because for the longest time I was her biggest fan, I would leave her creepy voicemails and post them to YOUTUBE….and I even became her text message buddy, that lead to me spending a night in her hotel room once, drinking her Vodka and eating her sweet potato fries while she danced to her album that never got released…but then she officially fell off…turned 25 and it all ended…leading to nonsense stories of Rehab and court dates, that made the damage less fun, more repetitive, and if anything just a disappointment…

I like when girls are fucking messes, especially rich girls, it is fun and inspiring, it’s office “I Don’t Give a Fuck, I’m Too Broken”…but unless they take ownership of it…it gets boring fast..and they disappear…even to those of us who really loved her fucking tits..

Well she’s 27 now, old as fuck, this is the year for her to die like she was Cobain, even if to most of us she’s already dead.

I have hope…that there is another round for this one….and if there isn’t, at least we have her amazing tits to remember her by….

Happy Birthday Lohan. This is your year.

If you’re wondering what has happened to her – I am going to assume she’s gone off and had a baby and we have the exclusive footage right here…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|NSFW

2013

02

Jul

Country Singer Named Jessie James Looks Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jessica James, but she goes by Jessie James, because I guess Jessica is too formal, and not porny enough for an already porno name.

She’s apparently a country star, who just got married, and she’s apparently got ridiculous tits, that I would assume were fake, if she hadn’t posted these bikini pics of herself when she was 17…equally fucking busty…

I guess she’s just a product of good old country living, and more importantly the hormones in the food, especially the dairy, on the ranch I can assume she grew up on, unless of course she’s not real country, but more trailer park country, which based on her style, is pretty fucking possible…a stripper who has sex with family members for meth money who never was…which is disappointing…but at least she’s in a bikini…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN HER BIKINI BUSTING OUT FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Jessie James

2013

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


So it was a long weekend, so a few of the 9-5ers who normally don’t go out drinking on Mondays because they have jobs, were out…there were fireworks and shit, and everyone loves fucking fireworks…

I ended up meeting a Greek girl last, and surprisingly she wasn’t fat or hairy and she didn’t smell like garlic…but within a few minutes of us talking I found out that despite being Greek she didn’t go Greek, and never tried Greek, I lost interest, not because I love anal sex that much, I mean it’s kinda shitty, but because that’s not the kind of rebelling I lil…

I mean stand by the one thing your culture should be proud of….Sure don’t participate in the stupid shit, like if you’re arab get out of that Burka and flash them tits like you’re not gonna get stoned, and if you’re Greek…Take it up the pooper.

Here are some morning links….

These Bikini Sluts Are Amazing…Their Horny Fan…Not So Much..
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Amanda Bynes Words of Wisdom…
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Safety Line Saves Demolition Worker…
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Thigh Gap for Everyone
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10 Best Fails of the Week
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Big Tits – Little Nipples in the Ocean
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I want to Eat Nicole Kidman’s Carrot Pie…
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Canada’s Day Editon of Tramp Stamp
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Some Ke$sha Ass…That’s Not So Great…
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Hey Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan…
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Frasier Getting Frisky in the Pool with a Wallet Fucker
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This Dog’s Got Some Ball Control..
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Worst News Graphic Ever
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I am into this Lollipop…
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Kate Upton is Still in Vogue Brazil
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Fucked Up Random Picture Dump…
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Jul

MarisaDD is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Her name is MarisaDD , I am going to assume that is not her real name, but her DDs ar as fucking real as can be…and fucking incredible…I’ve had DDs a few times, and they’ve always inspired me to be a better man…

She’s one of the models to stare at and fall in love with or at least watch like the pervert you are from behind your computer screen writing her sweet nothings…all from the comfort of your own home, without actually having to leave the house and interact with real people, cuz real people have germs, and let’s be real here, even if you did go out of the house, you’d never have the chance to talk to anything as lovely as MarisaDD….


TO SEE HER PLAYING WITH HER BOOBS AND FLASHING HER BOX (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

OR YOU CAN WATCH HER ON CAM (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:DSFCam

2013

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I want to have sex with an autistic girl. It is retarded. But not as retarded as my friend who got caught having sex with his wife’s twin and tried to play it off that he got confused over which twin it was, in a “I Thought it was you, damn twins and their trickery” kinda way….without realizing no one would believe it, since his wife’s twin is a Fraternal twin, but more importantly, a dude.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Farrah Abraham’s Implants in a Bikini Celebrate Her Going to Rehab
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A Whole Lot of Seriously Busty Chicks
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Ke$ha is Peeing in Faces….I THink..
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Dogs vs Sprinklers
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Demi Lovato in Cosmo
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This Jenna Chick is a Total Whore
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Salma Hayek Cleavage!
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Drew Rosenhaus’ Fiancee Lisa Thomson is Serious
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Fitness Babe Showdown
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Abbey Clancy’s Awesome See Through
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I Want to Fuck Erykah Badu’s Hair
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15 Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Maegan Good’s Dress is Good…Damn Them Titties
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Helen Flanagan Big Cleavage
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3 Naked Tight Bodied Girls
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Monster Truck Does a Double Back Flip
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Thai Guy Gives a Pretty Intense Reminder…
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Guess the Ass!
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Some Girls Mud Wrestling Naked
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Massive Camel Toe
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Bouncy Tits From A Mother Of 1.
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Ruben Studdard on Biggest Loser
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Some Thigh Gaps
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French Bulldog Fart
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Taylor Swift is a Dirty Pirate Hooker
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Argentina Fans Throw Furniture at Team President
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Is This The Biggest Douche In The Land?
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A Whole Lot of Kate Upton’s Vogue Brazil Pics…
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Babes on Bikes
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Some Big Brother Racism
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Military Homecoming Compilation for Your Cold Dead Heart
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Bally’s Fitness has a Hazardous Amount of Sperm
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Luckiest Biker of the Year
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Michael Jackson Spent 35 Million on 24 Child Molestation Cover Ups
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Hey Girls – Take Off That Bra..
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Some Greek Who Likes Greek Named Elena Papavasilleiou in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez A Pantyless Upskirt?
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8 Of the Sleaziest Filmmakers Ever
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If The Internet Was One Music Video
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A Whole Lot of Friendly Lesbians
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Garbage Truck Eats a Car
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Demi Lovato – Boring By in a Bra for Cosmo
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Some Chick Named Veronika London
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Nicole Kidman in some Jimmy Choo Campaign
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Turns Herself into a Birthday Cake!
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Practicing the Squirt
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Some Girls Really Into Burning Man Getting Facials
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Big Toy Insertion
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From Seat Masturbation
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Finger Banging her Bumhole
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Some Chick Making Candles With Penis
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Banging the Landscaper Has Never Been this Funny…
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe is the Hightlight of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did may up for it by jacking her romper up her harder than it was a Hip Hop penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose thanks the the execs at Disney getting at her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of all her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for, not always a good thing.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

01

Jul

Natalie Morris Topless Modelling of the Day

This Girl is amazing…and I am not just saying that because I can’t stop staring at her tits…ok maybe I am saying that because I can’t stop staring at her tits in these pics of some fashion magazine…because as you know titties fro fashion is porn to me…

I like to think there is more to this love affair than just tits…you know that it is far less superficial and more along the lines that we are connected at the soul. You know the shit love songs are written about…like a romance novel, not a hardcore porn…

Her name is Natalie Morris…she’s from Portland, she lives in LA, she has representation in Miami and San Francisco too, she loves language, culture and I’m hoping my penis….but I guess we’ll only find out when she starts getting my poetry delivered to her by messenger pigeon…

Either way, she’s hot, she’s going places, and I will probably never have sex with her, which is okay, cuz after these pictures, I already have, in my mind, and it was lovely and very passionate..

Posted in:Natalie Morris|NSFW

2013

01

Jul

Selena Gomez Isn’t Wearing Underwear in Concert of the Day

So Selena Gomez, little Dancing Monkey, has decided that acting in shitty movies and TV shows isn’t enough for her, and that it is time for her to become a huge popstar because I guess with being a shitty actor and shitty singer with a fan base, it only makes sense. I mean, Miley did it, right? So everyone needs to do it.

I mean, I guess it could have also stemmed from her fake relationship with homosexual Justin Beiber, you know seeing all that money and those adorning fans from the side stage, giving her a taste and making her think she can do it, cuz she sold her soul years ago, back when her family sold her childhood, and since then has been surrounded by people telling her she’s capable of anything and that she’s good enough even when she’s shit, cuz they know no matter what she’ll sell albums and make them all richer…so keep her happy and confident, it’s key to the formula..

I guess we should all be glad she didn’t learn this dance move I call not wearing panties and showing pubic line, move from Beiber…at least from his stage show..because that is a part of Beiber I think belongs in the privacy of his dress wearing cross dressing because that’s what happens when USHER Raises you on his dick…bedroom….but Gomez, she’s onto something…


To See the Rest of the Pics of her Performing…
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus and Ke$ha With Gogo Dancers of the Day

I wonder if these celebrity girls laugh when they meet normal people together.

You know for them, posing with the normals they sell product too all day, like posing with random party girls, is so foreign to them, it’s like us posing with landmarks on vacation, or with an African Tribe on our white person Safari….or some shit.

To me, it looks like both Ke$ha and Miley are taking in all they can from these Gogo dancers, in hopes it will inspire a new song or video or outfit because they are so disconnected from reality, this is there only real taste of it…It’s like take them out of their bubble and make them talk to a normal, who isn’t in the industry, and doesn’t have their own shit going on, freaky….

The only tragedy I see in this is that Ke$ha is ruining the pic, and Miley isn’t tweaking in a bikini, even though it is a pool party, I guess she’s on her period or something…

To see MILEY in a Romper in Miami at a Pool Party… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus