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2013

01

Jul

Christina Milian Half Naked Mom Erotica of the Day

Christina Milian posted these pictures of her in a black bikini and fishnets on instagram and I can only assume it was from her kids’ kindergarten end of year party…because this is how responsible moms everywhere dress when hitting the pool…at least that’s what I wish…because it would make creeping not the public pool far more enjoyable…

The reality is that Milian is not with her kid, I don’t think she ever is, she’s got staff and her own mom for that, I mean who wants that bad decision standing in the way of opportunity, career and FUN!!! I mean the thing already destroyed her fucking body, isn’t that enough?! I mean just cuz she wishes it was an abortion, doesn’t mean it can all of a sudden become an abortion, so like all good divorced mom’s, she’s out slutting around…and I totally fucking dig it..even if the baby is at home crying “momma”…preparing for future mental health issues and drug addiction his allowance that stems from guilt will afford….


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Posted in:Christina Milian

2013

01

Jul

Nina Agdal’s in Galore Magazine of the Day


Nina Agdal, overrated, retarded looking, but the next SI Swimsuit cover…who is probably best known for being Adam Levine’s most recent hooker….

Even if she doesn’t view herself as a hooker, because girls, even actual hookers, prefer to be called a “high class escort”…and since she has her own career and makes her own money…but most importantly, doesn’t charge by the hour, maybe she just thinks this is love….

Real love, that took Adam Levine 4 top model pussies in the last 6 months alone to find…

Real love, that would never happen if Adam Levine was just some aspiring musician she met at a bar, but that did happen because he’s on TV an in Pop Band Maroon 5, and known for dating models, making his penis a right of passage for these girls….something I am sure he appreciates…

Well she’s in Galore, and she’s dressed all American, because I guess that’s the hope that Levine’s sperm will make her…but to me she’s just a mail order bride with a good agent who instead of spamming inboxes spams Bikini companies and gets her marketing their shit…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

01

Jul

Nina Dobrev’s Bikini Continues of the Day

Nina Dobrev is up on the Audrina Patridge HOW TO MAKE YOUR VACATION LOOK LIKE YOU ARE 10 and RETARDED …but unlike Audrina she was clever enough to post a few bikini pics, because let’s face it, that’s all anyone wants to see. It’s like when I’m stalking vacation albums on Facebook, I don’t care about your fat friend being silly, or the lizard by the pool, or even the landmarks you visited, I don’t even like the bikini pics that are awkward and should have been edited out, I want all vacation pics, even if you’re fat, to be posed like a bikini model…I mean what the fuck are you girls thinking? Are you trying to get fans or dudes jerking off to you on Facebook or not…we can’t focus on your failures….

Here’s some little cunty brat from Canada and also from TV… living a better life than you…despite all that hard work you’ve put in at the plant all your life…kinda makes you feel like an asshole, doesn’t it.

Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2013

01

Jul

Audrina Patridge Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Audrina Patridge is in Miami and now that she doesn’t have a job, not that being on THE HILLS was actually ever considered a fucking job, she’s got plenty of time to make stupid twitter vacation montages, like she was a lonely housewife, and this was scrap booking, but that flaw in her strategy is that the PAPARAZZI WERE TAKING ALL THESE BIKINI PICS OF HER …making her artistic vision that looks like it was taken from the Facebook page of a handicapped 10 year old….which makes sense because that’s about the mental capacity Audrina has.

If she really wanted to matter, or entertain her fans, that are probably in their 20s now, or a bunch of pervert dudes, she should focus on leaking nudes, she’s got the fake tits already, she might as well use them…wasn’t that the whole reason her dad bought them?


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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2013

01

Jul

Crystal Reed’s Nipple in a See Through Dress of the Day

Before today, I never heard of Crystal Reed, which would probably explain why she wore a see through dress with no pasties on to whatever event it is she’s attending.

You know, because when you want to be famous and you’re not all that hot, you need to make sure people remember you, especially when you’re invited to the occasional event the paparazzi is shooting pics of…like this one.

Show a little nipple to get a little buzz going…because no one watches some MTV show called Teen Wolf, even though she looks more like the cast of Jersey Shore, both shows that should not even exist, because MTV is supposed to be about the music bro.

But nipples are versatile, they transcend all walks of life, they cross all borders and touch all races, religions and political stance, nipples can be appreciated by all…especially when played off as an “accidental” nipple flash, when everything is intentional.

Good play, next time try it with a little more sex tape…you slut.


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Posted in:Crystal Reed

2013

01

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Performing for an Evil Dictator of the Day

The things tired “Triple Threat” Latinas from the Latina fad sings happy birthday to some Turkmenistan dictator Gurbledonguly Birdmanrishnakhov…why, because she got paid a lot to do it, and if you got money, honey, she’s got her dancing monkey shoes on, because you know that’s kinda the whole basis of her existence, and in these times of her not mattering anymore, she has to take any paying job she can get to feel validated and like she matters, unless of course she’s a spy, in what would be the most annoying spy the USA has ever created, building up some ghetto chick from the Bronx and making her into a popstar so she can infiltrate governments in her 50s, on her retirement cash grab tours…

Here’s what one report had to say…

The singer and actress performed in the former Soviet bloc country on Saturday night. A statement released Sunday by her publicist to The Associated Press said the event was hosted by the China National Petroleum Corp. and wasn’t a political event.

Lopez’s publicist says the event was vetted by Lopez’s staff: “Had there been knowledge of human rights issues any kind, Jennifer would not have attended.”
The birthday serenade was a last-minute request made by the corporation to Lopez before she took the stage, and she “graciously obliged,” the statement said.

I think the real tragedy here is not that she’s entertaining an evil person, but that they didn’t kidnap her and hold her hostage, but I guess that would go against terrorizing the world, since we would all get up and celebrate her absence…right?

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2013

01

Jul

Glamour Model Rosie Jones Topless at 18 of the Day

Rosie Jones is 23…so looking at “Leaked” or recently released throwback titty pics of her at 18, when she was officially allowed to finally show her tits in exchange for very low level fame and a possible soccer playing baby daddy retirement plan…and so much has changed…I mean look how she is built and poses the exact fucking same as she does now…because she’s a natural and it just comes easy to her? Maybe. But I’m thinking it has more to do with her job being a fucking joke and all it required was a good set of tits, something she’s got…now look at em..

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of the weekend wasn’t trying to convince a random girl in a bar to let me pee on her, which went really well, until I suggested I pee on her…

The other highlight of the weekend was staring at a girl who was tanning in a g-string bikini in the park, long enough that she forgot I was there, and she got comfortable to scratch her actual fucking asshole…in what was both disgusting and amazing all at the same time.

Apparently it’s a Holiday Weekend in North America, so this one’s for the Germans. It’s always for the Germans.

Here are some morning links…

Jessica Simpson Shat Out Another Baby and Didn’t Eat It But Rather Named It…
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The Brooke Hogan Engagement Picture To Celebrate PRIDE Weekend, DOMA, and rights to all LBGT people
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The Hip Bone on All Girls Should Be Connected to my Dick Bone
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The Craziest Russian VIdeos of the Month
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Babe in a Yellow Bikini
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Hot Naked Girl on a Log
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Hot Bum – Summer in the City
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Scared Weather Reporter LOLZ
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This Dog Sings the BLUES
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Model Daria Werbowy on the Beach
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know if I like technology anymore. Sure, it allows me to meet pussy from all over the world and request nudes, nudes that are easier to produce and send, rather than old school photo developing and polaroids you usually had to date a girl to get..

But, it is making people self involved, socially awkward cunts who don’t know anything about being polite…

I just held the door open for a bitch, she didn’t thank me and I can only blame her being too busy taking selfies and texting to but even realize other people exist unless they like her status update….

But then again, it allows me to walk into them intentionally and grope them intentionally when they have no idea I am doing it intentionally…cuz they are too busy staring at their phones…

Other fun things that happened on my walk….I saw a girl yelling on the phone with her bf and she said “Next guy I’m see I’m gonna fuck”, so I waved to her, and she gave me the finger…

Then I told another girl walking her unfixed bulldog that he had nice balls – turns out that’s not a good pick-up line

Life entertains me, it’s the weekend, get out there…or Add me to FACEBOOK, I’M LOOKING FOR FRIENDS

Here are some stepLINKS…

Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Tits in a Rainbow Bikini to Celebrate Gay Marriage
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Ladies in Lingerie
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Cher Claims Tom Cruise Fucked Her – Which Makes Sense Since She’s a Tranny
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The 17th Annual Hooters Bikini Contest
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Brian Austin Green is Back on TV…They Should Kill Him Off From Real Life….
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Bagpipe Thunderstruck
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This Topless Model is Alright…
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A Couple UK Looking Sluts Topless Showering in Bikini Bottoms
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Dude Eats 3 Ghost Peppers with the Best Sidekick Ever
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Adrienne Bailon Rockin’ Some Serious Cleavage
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Nick Stahl Got Caught With Meth
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Hunting Dogs VS Wild Boar – It’s Sad To Watch But Still Crazy
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10 Girls in Bikinis Falling Down
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Heidi Klum Keeps her Children’s Hair for Art Projects…Racist
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Some Hot Asses
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It is a Sponge or is it Bread
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Some Dude Claims MJ Banged Him When he was 7
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Some Suicidal Dude Doesn’t Want to be Filmed
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Arianny Celeste is a Stripping Princess Leia
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College Students Who Smoke Pot are More Likely To Have Sex
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Sexual Innuendo Animated GIFs
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Her Name is Lucy V – She’s Topless By the Pool
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Guess Who Judged the Miss Hooters Contest…
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Martha Stewart Admits to Threesomes…
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Maria Menounos in some Ill Fitting Shorts
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Some Greek Bitch With a Rockin’ Half Naked Body
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I Always Knew Bert and Ernie Were Poofters
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Some Italian Soccer Groupie in a Thong
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The 20 Hottest Blondes in the World
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Paz de la Huerta is My Dream
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Dog VS Fireworks
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Crazy Rainstorm at the Hong Kong Airport
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Mandy Moore Lives and She Has Nipples
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Today in Pet Parrot News….
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True Love is Comes When You Find Someone to Catch Your Shit
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Black Fishnet Pussy Close Up
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Awesome Mexican TV Wardrobe Malfunction
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Today in Mixed Wrestling
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Ellen Page Wants Better Porn for Chicks
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Masturbating on the Toilet!
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14 Minutes of Vagina Weirdness
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Pretty Naked Lap Dance at a Music Festival
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Ass Fisting in a Public Bathroom….
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Girl Fucks a Deoderant Can
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Make-Up Masturbation Squirt
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Girl Hydrates After Anal Play
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I Am Going To Become Friends with Remy Lacroix
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Lesbians Who Live Together
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s Teen Bikini Wearing Body with Puppies of the Day

The best way to creep up a picture, you may feel creepy looking at, because she’s only 17, is to throw in a couple of puppies, because puppies are the same thing you would throw into your pitch in conversation with them, provided you ran into them at the park…You would even have a leash to make the “lost puppy” and need for help angle more believable…

I live in Canada, 16 is legal, so 17 year olds in bikinis don’t excite me, if anything I find them as annoying as all teens who get all loud in public…they can’t handle their booze, they don’t know how to bang, even though they aren’t virgins, and they don’t really have a clue in how the world works, especially when they are coddled rich brats like these Kardashians…

The only thing decent about a 17 year old, is that they aren’t fat or dumpy, or as 25 year olds like to call it “Womanly”…code for fat….

At 17, with Olympic genes, staying fit is easy, and it looks good, almost good enough for her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, a sign of how ridiculous our world has become, you know that the youth want to be bikini model.

Even though I can’t see anything bad in having a generation of girls trying to look like bikini models…because it’s better than having a generation of girls wanting to be fat lazy pics with 3 kids on welfare addicted to baked goods….

Either way, here’s the long legs in a bikini holding puppies…and it’s not as bad as the rest of the horrible family…but then again, nothing really is.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner