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2013

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I discovered a new fetish last night….

Masturbating on FaceTime with girls you trick to get on FaceTime without them knowing you’re masturbating.

It’s a challenge to make it look like your hand isn’t stroking your cock, moreover, it is a challenge to keep a straight face and not make those horrible yelping sounds you normally make when masturbating.

I tried it on 5 girls and sure they all busted me, I’m not an expert at this shit yet, I just know I like it.

Thank you technology…

Here are some morning links..

Alec Baldwin Goes Off on the Daily Mail on Twitter like it was Me…Cuz He’s Gone Off on Me…
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Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Cameron Diaz in a Red Dress
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Bubble Soccer Looks Amazing
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Bagpipe Thunderstruck!!
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Julianne Moore is in Talks for Hunger Games…
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Girls Who Say Fuck You To Being Ladylike
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Heather Marks is My Kind of Model
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Anna Paquin Plugs True Blood XXX
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What’s for Dinner Meme
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Party Girls!
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Some Lone Rangers Interviews…
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Bike Wheel Disintegrates….
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Bikini Search!
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Halle Berry Hates the Paparazzi
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like that Precious is the witness in the trayvon martin case. What can’t the fat thing do? Oh right, push ups.

I like that a girl in the park tanning in a bikini had a tattoo with script across her chest so that when she caught me staring at her tits, I said “I’m just catching up on my reading”….

I like that I am going to get drunk right now.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Nicki Minaj Has Ridiculous Booty
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The Best Thing to Wear to Walmart
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Girls Who Are Not Wearing Bras…
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Iggy Azalea’s Sweet Booty Profile…
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Hot Babe in a Yellow Bikini
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How To Stick Your Hand in a Bee Hive
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50 Funniest Comedians on Twitter….
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Girls in Their Bras
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Do You Rememeber Foot Fetish Porn Star Leighton Meester?
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This Elizabeth Chick is Posing like a Slut…I Wonder What Her Dad Thinks…
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Lady Victoria Hervey’s G-String in her See Through Dress…
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Anais Zanotti is Hot Ass Flash in Her Bikini
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Iggy Pop is a Squirter
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Farrah Abraham Big Tits And Topless At The Beach
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Real Live Replica of Homer’s Dream Car
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Demi Lovato is Fat
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7 People Who Claim to Have Been the Hell
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Conan Visits E3
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Synchronized Karate Demo Fail
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Emily Blunt May Have a Camel Toe
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I Feel So Fucking Bad For Olivia Wilde
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Busty and Topless in a Glass Bottom Boat
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Miley Dressed Asian
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Cameron Diaz is Gonna be in Annie
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Bike Thief Gets Owned
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Girls in Bunched Up Clothes…
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Model Jessica White – Who Is Black and Confused is Also a Scientologist –
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A Couple Hot Girls with Bush in the Shower
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Another Amazing Baggage Handler…..
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Laurie Holden See Through!
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Dannii Minogue Holster Fashion Shoot
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Supercut of the Game of Thrones Sex Scenes – 70s Edition
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Selena Gomez at Disney Land
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8 Fictional Girls You Were Supposed to Like but Who Sucked
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Blonde Boobs Poppin Out in Public
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Disney Toy Soldier Eats It
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Simon Cowell Advises Bieber To Take a Year Off – I Think For Sexual Reasons..>THose Rich British Men are Pervs…
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Snake Bites a Stripper Tit
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Chris Brown’s Ex Gf in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden is Fun of the Day
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Justin Beiber Is A Fucking Idiot. SHOCK!
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Holly Madison Has a 2 Million Dollar Engagement Ring
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Dog’s Funny Reaction
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Fist Fist Squirt
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ATM Competition
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Queef or Fart?
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Amateur Threesome
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Small Titty Cam Show….
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Ass Full of Vegetables
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Autopsy Porn….
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Toothbrush Masturbation
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Muslim Ass!!
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Epic Tits!
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Psycho Finger Bang
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Throwback Jenna Jameson On Set Insanity
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Jun

Paulina Gretzkey Hanging With Vanessa Hudgens in Her Bikini of the Day


People like Paulina Gretzky…

I am guessing it is because she’s raised by some uneducated jock from the working class with more money than God, who gives her all the things he never had growing up, like breast implants…

Or maybe they just find her hot, in a trashy party girl kind of way, with a tight looking body probably thanks to the home gym, great trainers and nothing else to fucking do, as daddy made enough money for us to never work.

I don’t really give a fuck about her either way, I appreciate that she’s in a bikini and I like that she’s hanging with fellow LA party girl Vanessa Hudgens, wherever they are on vacation, it’s cute.

Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2013

27

Jun

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini Top on a Sex Swing of the Day

Sofia Vergara brought her big titties out in a bikini top and a pair of pants, like you’d expect an old lady who is a mom, but who works out, would do…you see flat stomachs are worth celebrating, but those cellulite ridden thighs and ass, just need to be covered up and the pic needs to be taken from a distance…because otherwise it takes away from her sex appeal…that is dying fast, but hasn’t died yet. You see you can’t fool nature, you can delay it, you can smoke and mirrors it, you can fool producers to give you work by extorting them like you learned growing up in Colombia, but being a chick over 21, every day that passes, is a day of being less hot. It’s a fact, you can google it.

That said, I appreciate her tricks to celebrate her big tits without ruining them with an sloppy ass, and I like that she’s on a sex swing, that may just be a swing, but if used properly, can be turned into one pretty easily…

I am not a fan, I am indifferent.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

27

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Posing for MUSE of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hottest models turned low level actor in the game and not just because she bangs bald dudes who are millionaires and ripped…or because she reminded Megan Fox just how insignificant she is, you know just how replaceable she is, like a scab working the factory that is on Strike…but because she has been naked in photoshoots always…and despite not being naked in this photoshoot…she’s still fucking amazing and I may or may not be in love, and by in love I mean touching myself while staring at her vagina definition. I am romantic like that.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

27

Jun

Kate Upton for Vogue Brazil of the Day


Kate Upton continues…

I have gone through the 7 stages of grief with this pig. I was shocked with her success, I denied that other’s were actually into it, I got mad about it, then I tried reasoning with you idiots to try to get you on my anti-Upton cuz she’s weird looking and more importantly, weirdly shaped…even with them titties…I’ve never felt guilt, because I’m a sociopath, and I didn’t get depressed because I don’t care…but I did see question marks every time she was in anything…

I’ve got to the point where I just don’t care either way. I’ve reached acceptance and I have hop…

The fact is that she’s got big tits, and as long as the magazine she is in photoshops out her gut, or make them look like they don’t sag to her belly like a grocery bag filled with dog shit…you know use the strategic top of the industry photography, styling, make-up, after effects…to lean her out and make her hot…How can I really fucking complain…

She’ll be around for awhile, just take it in….and here is her cover for Vogue Brazil

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

27

Jun

India Reynolds Topless for Page 3 of the Day


The most interesting thing about newspapers in the UK, is that they do topless spreads with Glamour models, that pretty much paved the way for “Lad Mags”…but more importantly, that made these topless sluts, who would otherwise be hookers, escorts, bartenders, or strippers…like this India Reynolds character, who even comes with her very own stripper name….which is substantially more interesting than the news…at least that’s what they want us to think so they can distract with titties so that we don’t question laws they break and make as we get more and more tracked and repressed all while telling ourselves we’re free…Oh right, tits…look at them…before they end up marrying a soccer player and have his soccer babies…never to be seen or heard of again…but no one will notice…because she will be replaced with new tits…and circle of big titty model life remains unbroken. Fascinating.

Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW

2013

27

Jun

Barbara Palvin for Glamour Italy of the Day


19 year old model Barbara Palvin …who you may remember as some girl who Victoria’s Secret decided to pretend Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez on with, because it got her in the media and made her count…without realizing Bieber fans hate girls who sleep with Bieber…

Her story confuses me, I mean she’s from Hungary…she was discovered at 13…and is now a top model..working for big brands and magazines…

All while most girls from ex-communist countries who are found at 13 end up doing cam shows in dungeons..when not being human trafficked, but I guess there’s more money in it when you use the tall ones for mainstream work…

All while there are equally hot girls in New York city alone who haven’t hit this level of fame…I mean who don’t even have an agency..

Seems pretty suspicious to me, and while I don’t bother researching or investigating this cuz I got better shit to do, you can stare at her in a bikini….

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2013

27

Jun

Chloe Lecareaux Hot for Biba of the Day

Chloe Lecareaux is some model who I assume is from France because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux….

Not that where she is from, or the fact that she was born August 21, or that she’s 5 foot 8 and a Half…that half is importing….or that she’s into painting and modern art…actually matters…

What does matter is that body, I mean just look at her posing in bathing suits for some shit called BIBA…unfortunately not topless with her amazing bush spilling out of the waistband of her bottoms…the way I’d expect anyone in France to be modelling bikinis….but I take what I can get..seriously…you should see the last bitch I had sex with…disgusting.

Posted in:Chloe Lecareaux

2013

27

Jun

Jessie J Twitter Bikini Continues of the Day

UK popstar Jessie J is really into celebrating her booty as she poses with her big ass and shaved head for twitter…

She reminds me more of a pornstar posing on set of some ass fetish movies that end with 4 black dudes cumming on her shaved head,rather than a popstar…Oh right, all girls remind me of pornstars on set.

Thank you porno niches, for making touching on everything front the elderly, to the handicapped, to the teens…there’s something for everyone..making everyday innocent bitches do totally slutty things in my mind without even knowing it…

Girl in line at Starbucks, we just had sex and I just came in your ass…in my mind….and it was amazing.

Posted in:Jessie J