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2013

27

Jun

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Apparently, Miranda Kerr made the Forbes list of top 100 most powerful entertainers…I am not sure why, because she’s not really an entertainer, I mean sure getting half naked is entertaining for some of us….but it doesn’t really count, neither does marrying an entertainer and having his baby…so I can only assume Forbes jerks off to his wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog when she’s out getting groceries like it was still 1990 pre-Internet.

I mean, she just quit Victoria’s Secret to attempt to be an independent worker in the half naked game. It may lead to TV and acting, but it hasn’t yet. She’s definitely not making Oprah’s 100 million a year, or Beiber’s 58 Million a year, or Ellen’s 56 Million a year, but is instead came it at number 100, in what I can only assume was a favor…because seeing her modelling in bikinis for some magazine I’ve never heard of is alright, but more along the lines of building up her portfolio of non-Victoria’s Secret work, rather than being powerful…

Who cares, here are the pics.

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2013

27

Jun

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair of the Day

I posted a couple of pics from this Vanity Fair photoshoot with Scarlett Johansson yesterday, I figure I’d post the rest, because she is one of those overrated, properly marketed Hollywood twat, who despite being doughy and uninteresting, is celebrated by men everywhere, even though she gets people arrested and locked up for sharing her nude pics with the world, even if he wasn’t the one taking the nude pics, but was the one clever enough to figure out her password was “ILoveCake123″….which is really something any of us could have figured out at the time of the nude pics, back when she was married, before her husband left her for an upgrade, who is hardly even that great herself….

The whole thing confuses me, but alas, she’s trying, and not horribly overrated, sloppy, or boring, and for that I will endorse her…even if I hate all she represents. I mean besides the big tits. We like the big tits..especially when the belly is under SPANX

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2013

27

Jun

Kate Moss Modelling Shoes of the Day

I don’t have a foot fetish, or a shoe fetish, if anything, I find that shit just weird as fuck. It makes me uncomfortable.

I figure all fetishes stem from some getting molested by your uncle or camp councillor or priest place…..

It just can’t be healthy or beneficial to be into one specific thing obsessively for sexual purposes. It is creepy….

I mean there are people out there who can only get off to a girls feet, and even some people who can only get off to fucking a girl’s shoe…

I think a better strategy is to just be a general pervert who likes all things and makes them sexual even when they aren’t, especially when those things are Kate Moss, being all old and used up like a cummed on rag in the corner of your bedroom you haven’t washed in years…she’s just that good.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow in her Bra for her New Movie of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is in a movie where Mark Rufalo and his silly sounding voice is a sex addict trying to have a normal relationship after a bunch of years of sex addiction sobriety…in what I guess is an attempt for both of them to have a little “independent” film work in efforts to legitimize their billion dollar Action movie Avengers selling out…

Well the trailer dropped and I guess it was only natural that from a production that made the ill decision of casting Gwyneth Paltrow, more bad decisions would follow, like getting her 40 year old mom body in lingerie, and worse…putting it in the trailer, so people like me post about it – pointing and laughing, even though I’d probably mouth fuck her underwear whether it was on her or not, so hard and long that it would dissolve from the moisture..

Well, I guess shit got me talking, proving yet again that marketing to men is pretty easy..it just takes a little half nakedness.

Here’s the trailer

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2013

27

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Leads Men to Do This of the Day


If you were marrying Jennifer Aniston, you know if you were the chosen, you’d probably be out killing dogs too…

I mean you are the one dude who has pulled off a task so many dudes have bowed out of both gracefully, and not so gracefully…

All to make the general public really question her vagina and it’s inability to seduce men…

I mean she looks ok in the movies, she’s got hot tits and a toned body, but she must be a real fucking devil pussy, with a sour and horrible personality, cuz she just can’t keep a dude locked in…..

But going out there and killing dogs…that shit helps deal with the anger you feel inside when trapped by her….

At least that’s what I assume this is all about…I mean it couldn’t be a movie set or anything, that’d be crazy talk.


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2013

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wonder why sisters never want to have sex together as much as we want them to have sex together.

I wonder why asking girls for pussy pics in a cute and finn way by spelling it out like you’re on a kids show “N00dz” or “Bewbs”…doesn’t make things less creepy, but in fact makes it more creepy.

I wonder why I was walking by a construction site this morning and a piece of metal that I guess got caught in the wind hit me right in the fucking eye, like to the point where I should probably go to the hospital in efforts to sue, but won’t because I’d rather nap.

That piece of metal had so many options of places it could slam into, but for some reason, a reason I call god hating me, it chose my eye….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Yo Shit it’s Like an Archie Comic Up In Here – With All These Slutty Redheads
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Deadmau5 and Kat Von D Broke Up Cuz She’s a Nazi and He’s a Jew – It Just Couldn’t Work
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Real Life Mutant Ninja Turtle
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Demolition Party Fail….
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Sexiest Art Books Around…
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Scooter Rider Attempts to Jump Train Tracks
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Craziest Conservative Congress in America
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Hammock Fail
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Dog Pushing a Puppy in a Shopping Cart
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Kelly Brook Cleavage
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

All my gay friends are already married…to the cock….but the fact this issue is still an actual issue makes no sense to me. I believe we should have the right to marry anything we want, including this pair of panties I just found in dumpster and had sex with. The government shouldn’t get in the way of love. I’d say Good job California, but the fact this wasn’t already done, is too ridiculous to celebrate….but at least there’s some progress in something that shouldn’t even exist…

The best thing about Gay Marriage is the opportunity it provides men to be Gold Diggin’ hoes. For those of you who always wanted to “Anna Nicole Smith” a dying billionaire, now is your chance…gay grandpas with money are totally impotent, just want companionship, and if Matt Damon can be gay for pay, so can all of us…

I see this as opportunity for a better life…the government doesn’t want us to have…cuz The government is a scam…Here are some step links..

Miley in an Angora Diaper
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Miley’s Barely There Ass
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A Lot of Girls Showing Off Their Booties…
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Lucy Hale in Lucky Magazine
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Twitter’s Reaction to Aaron Hernadez’s Murder Charger – My Favorite is “Goin in a tight end, coming out a wide receiver”
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Miranda Kerr in Some See Through
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Rosie Jones – Tennis Erotica
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Some Random Girl With Big Tits
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Kid Plays Titanic Theme Song on Guitar….I Fucking Hate This Song…
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Ariana Grande for Seventeen You fucking Perverts
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Blake Lively and Her Husband Aren’t Fucking Enough in These Pics…
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Ruth Negga Tits in Some Movie
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Full Throttle Roller Coaster
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Jason Biggs’ Annoying WIfe in a Shitty See Through
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Sallie Axl and Emma Glover in Bikinis
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Friend of DrunkenStepfather – GypsyOne – Hot Fucking Pics
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Some Trashy Implants on Some Host Body named Chloe Sims in a Bikini
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Rihanna and her Cotten Candy I’d Like to Suck Out of Her Asshole On Its Way Out…
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MTV to Air the HILLS Alternate Ending I Hope Includes Them All Dying
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Fun Blonde Strips While Playing Videogames
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Miley Cyrus Will Toss Your Salad
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Manchester United’s WAG Looks Alright from the Belly Button Up in these Bikini Pics
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Christian Rockers POD – Whose Sister I USed to Sext – Hate Kanye…
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Laura Prepon in Some Lace Top….
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The Guy On Shrooms Who Rips Off his Penis is Funny
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Stars Who Passed on Iconic Hollywood Roles…
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Some Hot Topless Tennis for a Lad Mag…
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Clam Lickin’ Salt
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Sasha Grey Naked and Better than Clothed
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Jared Leto in Drag
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Girls in a Tight Dress
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Not At All Creepy
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Charisma Carpenter’s Big Old as Fuck Fake Titties…in a Dress…
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Turkish Cops Beat the Shit Out Protesters
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So Many Top Heavy Bitches
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Jess Davies Big Named Tits
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Emma Watson in Teen Vogue….
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What Girls in Bikinis on the Beach Are Probably Not Thinking..
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Anti-Gravity Table…
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Life After DOMA – BEFORE AND AFTER PICS
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Bull Dog Afraid of His Own Farts
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Sasha Grey – When Not Doing Porn – Is Disgusting
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Throwback Heather Locklear Exercise Video
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Miley Cyrus Broke VEVO Record – Good Job Lil Slut
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Some Crazy BMX Rider Drew Bezanson
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Girls With Abs
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Jessica Biel with Pit Bulls
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Hidden Cam Captures Girl Masturbating in Toilet
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This Fat Naked Jog is the Best Thing Ever
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Self Anal Fisting
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This Haze Her Shit Isn’t So Bad
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Glass Dildo Masturbation
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Some Amateur Chick and Her Big Old Titties
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Don’t Walk into that Cabin in the Woods…
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Big Tits on Cam
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Girls Who Strap On Together Stay Together
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Amateur Couple Fuck on an Escalator…
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Jun

Snooki is your Thinspiration of the Day

You know the world is fucking doomed when your thinspiration is the fat troll from The Jersey Shore you assumed died of a drug overdose or possible choking on a herpes ridden dick during childbirth, because despite being played up to be a pile of shit of a human for the sake of entertainment, she was a pile of shit of a human….is your Thinspiration.

She is all that is wrong with the American dream…and here she is straight flexing…unfortunately, this pics don’t involve her flash card suicide.

PS – stop masturbating to these…you freak.

I know I should be more respectful when talking to high school drop out trash who are New York Times Best sellers thanks to the world being fucking doomed…

Unfortunately, all I see is red…but on the positive side of things…at least she’s not fat..cuz a fat Snooki is worse than a fit one…I know, doesn’t seem possible does it…cuz everything Snooki does is fucking tragic.

Posted in:Snooki

2013

26

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and her Dad of the Day

I guess this is a picture Vanessa Hudgens posted last week on instagram of her and her father. I’ve seen this bitch naked, I can see the resemblance…it’s uncanny.

As a stepfather, who never wants kids of his own, I still respect the happiness in a girl’s face when she is with her dad, to every girl he is her hero, her first love and that bond is one that no one can really break, unless of course he’s a molester in which case she probably wouldn’t be hugging him and as happy with him as possible, but then again, his selling her to the entertainment industry has worked ok for her..

Either way, here’s the little Monkey and her dad…so cute.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

26

Jun

Vanessa Lawrens Topless for FHM of the Day

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Vanessa Lawrens is some dude named Mario Balotelli’s wife or fiancé and she’s naked or at least topless in FHM France…because that’s what quality nude models with fake tits who seduce athletes because it is a good retirement plan do…

I’m into it, I just wouldn’t be if I was a pro Athlete, I mean why bother marrying these gutter opportunist wallet fucking gold digging hookers who have probably banged hundreds of dudes before you to get the same outcome they are getting with you…They are at their prime now, fuck em and leave em, cuz you know they’ll let you fuck anything you want as they try to seduce you, and so many girls out there probably want the same thing milk it, never give in…make a reality show out of it….I mean quality wife material isn’t in magazines showing their tits…random sluts you fuck cuz you can are…so that’s what should be going down…not that I care, I’ve never heard of Vanessa Lawrens or her soccer husband, but I have seen their tits.

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