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2013

22

Aug

Priyanka Chopra for NFL of the Day

I didn’t know NFL was making hoochie, stripper, ratchet bitch clothes, probably because I don’t give a fuck about the NFL or their attempt to outfit slut twerkers at the hip hop clubs but I am kinda glad they are…because there’s something that screams single mother grabbing her ankles and jiggling her ass for random dudes in the club she hopes will stepfather their shitty kids…and there’s just something about bitches who seek stepfathers that speaks to me…

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2013

22

Aug

Candice Swanepoel for Brasil Fashion’s Night Out of the Day

Candice Swanepoel who is not Brazilian, was cast to promote Brasil’s Fashion Night out for their Fashion week…because I guess Brazilians are done with their own models, they send them up here, and take bikini models, make them stand by the pool, not in bikinis…just to be different…kinda like how their hottest prostitutes usually come stock with cock…you know why make things as good as they possibly can be when you can shit on their entire being….

Brazilians don’t have it all figured out…but they do have great asses, and so does Candice who is not Brazilian, but still worth looking out.

I know, this post is life changing. Deal with it. I am still drunk.

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2013

22

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Las Vegas clubs are built out of styrofoam and the girls are built out of silicon…The strippers don’t get naked, but they rock the pole harder than a stripper, even though they prefer to be called GOGO dancers. The ratchet girls and hookers rock the VIP tables I managed to sneak my way into…where thirsty girls were being served champagne…The fail of the night was a toss up between getting too drunk to go to the stripper with Lil Jon at 5 am….or being in the club in the first place…but ultimately, it’s a good place to come to to die…

Here are some links…

Peter Dinklage Hulla Hooping at a Gay Bar in Canada
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Bryan Cranston Used to Do Hemorrhoid Commercials
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Girls in Knee High Socks
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Awesome Gymnastics Demo in Russia…
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Naked Chick and her German Shephard
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Anna Kendrick in GQ fucks with my mind…
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15 Hot GIFs
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Miley Cyrus’ Greatest Social Media Moments
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Funny Brazilian Robbery Gone Wrong
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28 Foods Named After People
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day


Trying to convince girls to come back to my hotel to pee on my face shouldn’t be as complicated or “weird” or creepy as it always ends up being…but being offered incest rape fetish sex from tranny hookers should be…ain’t that the truths.

Here are some links…as I keep drinking…

Anna Kendrick Slutty for GQ – WEIRD….
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Lohan Is Partying With her Drug Enabler cuz She’s SOBER…
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Some Powerful Fit as Fuck Ass
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Jason Segel is Banging Cameron Diaz, Which is OK cuz She’s Expired
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I Like AnnaSophia Robb
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Painful Nutshot Compilation
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Astronaut Struggles to Adjust to Life Back on Earth….
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Opportunist of the Day
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Miranda Kerr in Nothing But a Coat
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How to Hack your PB&J
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Her Name is Vanessa Jay and She’s a Whore
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Jennifer Lawrence See-Through to Bra in Montreal
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That’s One Fucking Nice Camel Toe
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Bully CAT!
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Rihanna’s Weird Bra Top of the Day
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Sofia Vergara And Her 6 Steps To Blow Job Success
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Riding a Mechanical Bull in a Mini Skirt
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The Hottest Hayden Panettiere Pics
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Rebecca Gayheart in Her Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Is A Perfectly Balanced Individual
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Nobody Watched the Lohan and Oprah Doc
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Drew Barrymore is Releasing a Photobook Now…
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Gabrielle Reece Fit in a Bikini
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Aria Giovanni Showering with her Friend
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Liz Hurley in a Leather Photoshoot
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Lady Gaga Nude in V
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Kim Kardashian Probably Has a Fake Ass
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Some Nipple Popping Out on the Beach
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Beyonce Being Erotic at V-Fest Confuses me
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Some Kristen Stewart in Paparazzi Pics of the Day
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The Girl With the Craziest Tongue
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Shauna Sand in Workout Shorts
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Top 5 Bizarre Sex Toys
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26 Genres of Metal in One Song
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A Man Who Really Fucking Loves Leather…
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Striptease Lap Dance Quiz
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Christie Brinkley in Pink
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Dude Gets an Intense Workout on the Train
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Hottest Nude Beach Ever
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Hot Naked Russian in a Huge Hat
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Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini
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This is a Dirty Fucking Couple
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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DSFCams is the Future
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This Giant Dildo is Some Gnarly Shit..
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Sydney Leaders – Weiner Sexter – First Porn
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Girl Pissing
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She’s Riding the Cock
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Crazy Lesbian Orgy
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Some Backroom Casting…
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Aug

Sydney Leathers Does Hardcore Porn of the Day

Sydney Leathers, a lady who I posted a EXCLUSIVE VAGINA RUBBING CLIP she starred in, better known as the opportunist who exposed Weiner in a vindictive fuck up his campaign because he wouldn’t have sex with her but rather just used her for NUDES, who’s opportunities were limited to shooting porn…for obvious reasons…a porn you can get HERE and that now has more than her just rubbing herself but also COCK …Cock that you can see her put inside herself in pictures by CLICKING HERE …it’s NSFW, but worth your time, because encouraging any girl who made it into the tabloids or being a slut to become a pornstar rather than a reality star…makes me happy…it’s like years ago girls wouldn’t be caught dead fucking on camera, now they do it to get famous…and I love every second of it…even if I don’t like what the girls look like..because they are fat and scary…

TO SEE THE HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sydney Leathers

2013

21

Aug

Jennifer Aniston’s Paparazzi Bikini Product Placement Pics of the Day

Some people get excited when they see Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pics and by some people I mean her corporate sponsors who I know pay her a few million dollars a year to promote their “Smart Water Brand”…because why else would she always be seen drinking the shit…it’s straight up product placement…

The simple law of paparazzi is that every picture you see is staged.

If Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be seen in a bikini in pictures when in a bikini, she isn’t…

My theory is that in her contract it states “This water must be in at least 10 different paparazzi pics a year” and she’s up to 8 and trying to pull it all together…to get paid, because celebs love their fucking money.

I mean the fact that the water is even in the shots is just proof to how full of shit she is, and really who cares about her water, or her hard nipples in her bikini, when the real highlight is how old as fuck she looks when she gets wet…like a real fucking Lochness Monster pissing in the pool cuz she’s got no bladder control thanks to menopause…and all the anal she had trying to not get pregnant to focus on her career. Good Times.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2013

21

Aug

Lara Bingle’s Tits on Set of the Day

Who the fuck is Lara Bingle….and why is her name sound like something stuck my asshole hair…

Well it turns out she’s some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid, who is launching a bathing suit line that she’s shooting on the beach….despite being built like someone you’d think was launching a Food truck…or donut shop…

But more importantly, it turns out she’s flashing them titties…because like all girls…they love showing off their tits…you just have to get them in the right setting because “they are just tits” you know…

Ultimately, who cares…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lara Bingle|NSFW

2013

21

Aug

Farrah Abraham’s Still the Worst of the Day

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who you may remember as the SQUIRTER IN THE BEST PORN OF THE YEAR ….or maybe as the teen mom on an MTV show that ruined the eroticism of TEEN moms by making us realize how annoying they are…all broken and thinking we care…is in Vegas….and I am in Vegas…but for some reason…we are not together…holding hands and talking about our dreams in the Stratosphere, but instead I’m watching her give her hair and make-up artist a shout out on KEEK because she’s probably paid by KEEK but more importantly, because it probably got her a discount on his services…

Now she’s in town for the Gentelmen’s Club Convention, that I should probably try to sneak into, cuz I like strippers, especially when they were once on MTV and in PORN …because they seem all the more desperate…and I like desperation….

All this to say – she’s my kind of winner…

TO SEE OUR EXCLUSIVE OF HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

21

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some High Waisted Shorts of the Day

Everyone loves Miley..she’s got a tight body, she’s pushing the boundaries for a Disney girl and not being hated on…she’s obsessed with hip hop and only goes to parties that play hip hop…pretty much ruining the hip hop culture…that was probably ruined many fucking years ago…when all the fat boys who wore the GAP decided street wear was cool…and hip hop was cool…and made it the equivalent of boy bands in the 90s…only the fans have no idea because they are all too busy being too fucking cool…except when it comes to Miley…because they love how much money her wearing their hat makes them…or how many downloads their shitty song gets and Miley loves it, and by it, I mean black people.

All this to say, I’m a fan of her work, and I’m actually working every angle to get a date with her, to win her heart and K-Fed her.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER IN HER WHITE HIGH WAISTED SHORTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

21

Aug

Imogen Thomas Tits in NUTS of the Day

Hey big tits…

That’s all I have to say about that…because guess what…that’s all there is to Imogen Thomas and any further investigation into her life will always lead you to one thing…her big tits…that she’s showing off for a magazine like a lady….

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