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2013

16

Aug

Drunk Couple Fighting of the Day

I am pretty into this beach party that I assume it is in Florida, but I could be wrong, it’s just up on that Florida level of class and sophistication…where the Hulk Hogan family are the top tier…wit all their jacked up trucks and bathsalt smoking bitch falling all over herself…the only thing that would make this better is if she was doing lines of meth off her brother’s dick in the outhouse…or if her tits were spilling of her her shirt like they were her ass in those pants…

All this to say, I love romance when it looks like this…and more importantly, that I think I’m in love.

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2013

16

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45….

Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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2013

16

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some White Shorts of the Day

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Here are some pics of Miley Cyrus rocking a pair of not so period friendly shorts…I’m talking the kind of shorts you wouldn’t want to wear to school if you were a 12 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet…the kind of shorts that lead to countless nightmares of being humiliated in front of everyone thanks to puberty and fertility…

I like what I see, because unlike what most of you haters think, she’s not a little boy, she just got short hair…and last time I checked, a bitch cutting her hair short hair didn’t mean she grew a set of balls, and really even if she did grow a set of balls, or had a vagina that looked like a deflated set of balls, it’d be hard to turn sucking her off down, because she’s Miley Cyrus and I’ve already visualized sex with her so much, it would be gay not to go through with it…

SHe’s tight bodied…lean…and I like her rap game hustle, keeping things all racy while tweaking her little white ass all the way to the bank I’d like to marry and knock up like I was k-fed.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS SHOT BY THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE

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2013

16

Aug

Selena Gomez Crotch Shot in Panties on Tour of the Day

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It is safe to assume that Justin Beiber wasn’t into fucking Selena Gomez, because she’s not Usher Raymond, back when she was child molesting him…She was over 18 and he wasn’t…that pervert…in fact when guys do it, they go to jail. I saw that episode of Jerry Springing. You know, because Beiber is gay, even if he doesn’t know it, and only does the gay thing because of contracts he and his mom signed back when taking him from Youtube to international sensation…

So it’s also safe to say that he never really looked at Selena Gomez in her panties ….because he was too busy wearing her panties…

I guess that gave her a complex, because she’s decided to show them to the world, in concert, like she was Gaga or the other pantsless popstars, out there trying to make it on her own and by on her own I mean with many investors behind her tour, cuz she’s got a huge fan base….and she’s Selena Gomez…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

16

Aug

Kylie Minogue Holding Her Tits for POP Magazine of the Day

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I guess Kylie Minogue was having a flashback to her pre-cancerous tits, because she posted this 2006 POP magazine cover on her instagram for Throwback thursday, of her grabbing at her tits…

I kinda get the vibe that this is framed on her wall, as a tribute to what was…not that she really had tits then, or doesn’t have tits now and I am just assuming that when they found the cancer, they took out her nipples, as they often do, like she was Angelina, because that is the responsible thing to do…

But I guess with or without her nipples, she’ll always have this cover..and she looks pretty amazing, good enough for me to book a trip to Australia in a time machine yo..cuz I can do the locomotion…but I’d rather she does it…on my face.

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2013

16

Aug

Ireland Bladwin Isn’t a Very Good Model of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is one of those self-produced models who you may remember from the various 17 year old girl in a bikini posts I’ve done on her over the course of the last year that she’s matters. We call them Instagram models, who use their camera phone and their last name to really get their 6 foot big body noticed enough to land a modelling agency, who will and does eat her up, because of her last name, the fact her dad left her evil voice mails when she was 9, and all the family connections from Bassinger to Baldwin, there’s a lot of people….Not to mention she gets hype from her bikini pics and has her own following starting, that you’d have to be an idiot not to sign her…I mean they sign 6 foot tall bitches just for being 6 foot tall, this one actually has some marketability to leverage…but as it turns out, selfies aren’t quite pro fashion shoots, and being 6 foot tall, doesn’t mean you aren’t as goofy as you’d expect to be, cuz this fashion shoot for Elle is pretty bad…I prefer seeing her grinding her Boyfriend on his paddle board half naked..but then again, that how I prefer seeing all girls..

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2013

16

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Likes Old Bald Dudes of the Day

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Here’s that bald action star named Jason giving the paparazzi a little wink because he’s fucking won and he knows it. Millions of dollars, this Rosie bitch, who you know he cheats on all the fucking time, because that’s what being in Hollywood does to a motherfucker, it makes girls want to fuck you, and it makes models and actresses accept you for the dude who fucks those girls that you are, because they know you ultimately won’t leave them for those other ratchet groupies, and they are busy with their own career to give you the attention you need…leading to herpes and all the other good stuff I would totally suck out of Rosie, because she’s a fucking babe.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

16

Aug

Skateboarding Video of the Day

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This video is amazing, some dude is filming a scene for a skate movie, whether it is pro or not, I couldn’t tell you, I lost interest in skateboarding when I got a driver’s license at 16 and I haven’t really looked back since, because as much as I like over-priced shoes and shirts, dancing around on a piece of wood seems a little idiotic…you know almost on the retard level of “oh good boy, you can flip your board and land on it, here’s a million dollar sponsorship, since you were never going to graduate high school an get a real job anyway”…but I guess skateboarders have fun, and in having fun, when all you other assholes are working for your mortgage, this dude slammed into a kid and his mom wasn’t too down, in fact she was pissed and started beating the punk…hilarious…

It’s almost as good as this dude getting tasered after hitting a girl outside a party…

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent most of the night convincing regular girls how much better the money being a cam girl is than the money they make….and that they should test their skills on me…either on FaceTime or in person…I figured if I cast my net out there…at least one of them would bite and I’d see her squirting all over the place.

I was wrong…

Here are some morning LINKS…

More Pics of Gaga Naked in V this Time with V
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Her Name is Luisa Zissman and She’s Got Big Tits in a Bikini
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Beyonce as a Hipster in Short Shorts is Horrible…
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90s Movie Characters YoU Crushed On
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A Girls POV
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A Video Tribute to Drugs in Movies
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Paying Girls to Dance – on the Strip – Funny
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The Sleepiest Girl at the Airport
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Glee Character Who Died of a Drug Overdose – Will Not Die of an Overdose on the Show
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9 Handheld Medieval Weapons for the Weirdos
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100s maybe 1000s maybe even Millions of Babes Masturbating….on Cam for Free…Better than TV
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Aug

Ashley Benson had a Rough Workout of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Ashley Benson, a girl you’ve probably never heard of, unless you saw Spring Breakers, which you probably did, because you have a thing for all the Disney Stars that were in it, since you felt like you had a romantic relationship with them, seeing as you watched them all grow up…and by watched I mean masturbated to them all while they were growing up…now all legal in fat in bikinis…well she’s the one who had a threesome with the other one…trying to break free and be edgy so people take her seriously as an actor…well apparently, she had a real rough workout….but not a good enough workout to be wearing little booty shorts…which is really the only kind of workout I care about, but I’ll post it anyway.

Too bad she’s not hot.

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