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2013

15

Aug

Peruvian Block Party of the Day

Block parties look fun in Peru…just a great example of how neighbors can come together and celebrate being neighbours! You share the same community…you share the same lifestyle…and instead of locking your doors and not even acknowledging each other like we do here, you should greet each other with open arms…because let’s face it, you only have a few neighbors and that’s a special bond…and most importantly it takes a village to raise a child…

Sidenote, I love when the granny in pink gets punched in the fucking face….LOLZ.

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2013

15

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Bikini Instagram Video of the Day

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I was once really into Shauna Sand…not because she’s hot but because she was a novelty act. Totally entertaining…

The kind of inspirational mother who wore her stripper shoes everywhere, who the paparazzi loved.

A professional dancer turned into a professional…because obviously something went seriously wrong in her life, leading to huge stupid fake tits, Playboy and stripping, celebrity husbands who lead to solid child support and retirement money, to being the half naked clown screaming for attention every chance she got….including a SEX TAPE WITH HER ROCKIN’ HUGE MONSTER LABIA that I leaked to the internet in 2009…

It’s nice to see her back to her old self, up to her old tricks, because I’ve felt empty without her….

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

15

Aug

2014 Pirelli Calendar Preview of the Day

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Patrick Demarchelier & Peter Lindbergh shot the 2014 Pirelli Calendar, which in the past has been pretty fucking hot, naked, slutty…but this year seems boring, tame, and a total misuse of a ton of fucking models who I’m sure have all been totally naked so many times before and who should be totally naked this time together…because that would be new, that would be exciting enough to try to masturbate to, but instead it’s just set up like a shoot your mom got at Sear in the 90s for your dad before he left her for the secretary, wearing her Calvin Klein jeans and a white button down shirt half open, because your mom was a cheesy bitch who always dreamt of being a model…

Worst preview ever…I mean seriously people, step your fucking game up.

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2013

15

Aug

Kelly Brook Posted Some Hot Pics to Instagram of the Day

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Kelly Brook is an old sloppy big titty bitch…who manages to pull off these decent photoshoots so that every dude who sees her falls in love with her and thinks she’s a amazing…without taking the time to look at what she looks like when she’s not photoshopped to shit….

You see any girl with stupid sized tits, especially when they are real, is going to hormonally be fertile as shit, which Kelly Brook has proven with at least one pregnancy that ended in “tragedy”…and with being fertile as shit..comes sloppy asses, thighs and cellulite..

I like tits… I just think tits get too much hype, so much hype that chubby girls get famous for them. That never made sense to me…I have a friend who only fucks fat girls for their tits, and would say “She had huge tits” and I’d say “She had huge everything bro, especially an appetite, I mean shit…she’s huge”….I guess I just don’t love big tits more than I love skinny chicks…

We live in a world where there is so much more than tits…like asshole, you know it is the window to a girl’s soul…

To see some big titty sloppy legs that aren’t photoshopped CLICK HERE

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2013

15

Aug

Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

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Courtney Stodden posted this very important and relevant tweet last Friday…and HERE ARE THE PICS

Nothing like a 30 year old stripper or escort pretending to be a teen and really milking it, even though she’s got clown sized novelty titties that no teen would ever get…

IT’s all fucking lies, even a joke, but lies I don’t mind because they come half naked and struggling hard for attention as the media eats up every fucking piece of her bullshit, because they got nothing better to talk about…A joke maybe, but we all know it’s going to end in a sex tape, it’s just a waiting game, and I dig that…

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS OF HER DOING CARTWHEELS CLICK HERE

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2013

15

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Slutty Photoshoot Continues of the Day

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Ashley Benson is still milking this bad girl, Spring Breakers bullshit, because it is the only thing that put her on the fucking map….only this time she’s doing it for fashion magazine Nylon, that at one point in time was edgy, kinda like Harmony Korine…but I am sure this bitch doesn’t know that…She’s just milking the candy-coated, corporate and commercial version of those things, now that they have one thing in mind and that’s monetization…it’s the key to ruining anything that had anything good to offer the world…but at least they have her simulating sucking dick, even if this kind of behavior, as Miley always reminds us, is the new Disney behavior…thanks to people like Lohan who have made DUI’s and drug addictions the norm….and I’m not complaining, because the more sluts the merrier…I mean get them in when they are young, make crotchless panties the new top 40 and sign me the fuck up…

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2013

15

Aug

Hilda Dias Pimentel for Fizzy Mag of the Day

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The name Hilda…has never been so hot…but in the name Hilda’s defence, it has never been hot…if you know what I mean…

Her name is unfortunately Hilda, the kind of name you would strategically change if you had good management, because it isn’t all that marketable or exciting…but luckily for her, she is…

From Brazil, built like a tall hipster…posing like a tall hipster…in what is semi-erotic and even soft core porn, if we were still in the 80s….cuz thanks to the internet, the only think we consider soft core is when they use condoms…or they edit out the pop shot…

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2013

15

Aug

Zippora Seven Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Zippora Seven is some model who has been around for a long enough time that I recognize her crazy hippie name…

She’s from New Zealand, I have posted her NUDE BEFORE ….including other pics from THIS PHOTOSHOOT …because I like her…and like the fact that she even caused a scandal back when she was 16 (it’s legal in Canada) and posed nude for some fashion magazine…because girls who are always nude are far more fun to hang with than girls who are never nude…because girls who are never nude make it hard for you to trip and fall and accidentally stick your dick inside…right?

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2013

15

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Numero Japan of the Day

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She’s not showing her nipple. She’s not half naked. She’s just posing in front of mirrors, like a high production selfie, taken by a professional, in a professionally lit studio, with hair, make-up and wardrobe, so I guess not like a selfie at all…

I guess she’s worked her way into my heart, in a way that I just like looking at pics of her…it’s like that moment you have a girl spend the night who you have fucked before, but you didn’t fuck that night, yet you don’t seem to care that you didn’t fuck her, you’re just happy she’s sleeping in your bed…I think they call it love..but I can’t be too sure, this is the first time it’s happening to me…and I guess either can you, since you’re a fucking virgin…

Boring pics, hot bitch, works for me…

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2013

15

Aug

Naked Tribal Wives Wrestling of the Day

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This is a video of tribal wives wrestling to see who will be the Queen of the jungle.

Some people say that tribal jungle people are primitive. Untouched from the modern conveniences of society, with no internet or designer clothes, or jobs or money or taxes, but after watching this video of them fighting in what looks like a thong, but is actually just a waist band, all pussy exposed in some of the best mud wrestling I’ve seen, I think they’ve got it all figured out. They know what is important in life…and that’s girl on girl wrestling…fuck the stock market, your new iPhone, restaurants…this is what it’s all about…and brings back memories of a simpler time before the internet, when I used to jerk off to National Geographic.

It’s not porno, it’s nature!! Sometimes they are just interchangeable, like the time I fucked a tree.

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