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2013

13

Aug

Ashley Benson Slutting Out for Nylon of the Day

Ashley Benson is one of the fat chicks from Disney who was in her bikini for Spring Breakers…because I guess that’s just the way genetically modified food, hormone in the food, special chemicals in the Disney craft services food, too much sugar in the food, new generation mutant girls are built. You know from food companies trying to save money to mass produce shit, to poultry induced puberty, to Disney wanting their bitches to stay 15 forever, they are just a fucking mess…a half naked hormonal mess that knows being slutty gets her boring ass noticed and getting noticed makes her money….and that’s why she’ posting this preview to her NYLON shoot that looks like the intro to a Snuff film, which I am sure a lot of you freaks are into….so I’m posting it.

To see pics of her in a shitty see through shirt CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2013

13

Aug

Drunk Russian Squirrel of the Day

Homosexual hating Russia, the hosts of this year’s winter Olympics go in so hard that they even get their squirrels drunk. Apparently, a dude leaves vodka out for the squirrel every night and it gets pass out drunk. I think it’s a better strategy than the American south, where they shoot their squirrel and eat them for dinner, but it’s still fucking ridiculous…even if it proves that this squirrel and me have a lot in common, I guess booze is just so amazing and that love of booze brings us together. It sees no borders, color, race, religion, cree, or species…it’s just that good….

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Aug

Kaley Cuoco in a Push Up Bra of the Day

I guess unlike THIS DUDE , Kaley Cuoco takes her break-ups a little less seriously. Instead of climbing electric towers, to prove a point that “she will do anything for love”…only to get electrocuted and fall off the tower and dying…she puts on a cleavage shirt and a push up bra, unless those are implants and poses with other dudes on twitter, to get a little buzz going, to get people talking, and to piss off her ex, who probably doesn’t care, because they dated for a week, but for some reason everyone talked about it – like they mattered….because they are on TV and in AMerica, I guess that means they do matter.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2013

13

Aug

Paris Hilton’s Obnoxious Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I want to sniff her bathing suit…just to see how what it smells like…I mean I’d go as far a say that I’d wring it out and drink the water from the crotch…like a man who just spent 3 days lost in the desert….

I guess, despite hating the bitch as much as you can hate a vapid tacky rich girl who craves too much attention but fails at it because she’s as old and tired as her one trick…I would be into K-Fedding her, because let’s face it, she’s still Paris Hilton, and free hotel stays for life herpes is better than gutter drug addict who’s pimp may come after you and kill you herpes…right?

Here are her self shot pics, cuz no one’s bothering taking pics of her.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

13

Aug

Sofia Vergara Titties on Set of the Day

When you’re Sofia Vergara and your tits have done so much for you, I’m talking being the one thing responsible for her entire career, unless my prediction that she’s affiliated with Colombian coke cartels who some of the Hollywood execs and agents owe favours to is fact, it is hard to turn your back on them.

That would be like a stripper with 10,000 dollar implants not wearing a low cut shirt…even though she saved for a year, not buying shitty designer clothes, or paying her deadbeat boyfriend’s rent…to get them. An investment and a friend always there for her.

Vergara knows that all we care about, all we want to see, is them tits, her 45 year old mom face isn’t what made her win Emmy’s.

The good news is that I like tits.

To see the CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

13

Aug

Animal Video of the Day

Seeing as I hate people, I mean I don’t actually hate people, I just can’t be bothered with people, because people are self serving assholes on their own quest of bullshit that just get in the way…trying to make money, get ahead, totally clueless and unaware how insignificant they are, or how the path they are taking is just irritating, a waste of time, and really going after everything that is not important at all..

Sometimes seeing animals, instinctively just loving, reminds us what it’s all about…and it is not bikini pics, or porn, or even fake relationships for advancement…it’s not about money, or things, or celebrity and hollywood…none of that shit matters…

Maybe I just like animals…or maybe, like Jennifer Aniston, my biological clock is ticking and I’m craving a love this pure…held captive in a cage in my basement.

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyday is my cheat day….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Celebrities Making Their SEXY FACE
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Lady Gaga Leaked a New Song….
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Lady Gaga Screaming for Attention….
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Girls All Goofy….
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Ashton Kutcher Reveals His First Name
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Best of Vine Compilation
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Obama Sings Made in the USA
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Borgias Has Been Turned Into an E-Book
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Florida Street Racer Slams Into Cop
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Charlize Theron Bikini
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10 Facts About Marvel
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Cat Gives Owner Petting Instructions
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I think Cam Girls…Free Cam Girls Are the Best Thing Ever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent my afternoon with half naked girls doing amazing things…and I may or may not have fallen in love twice…too bad they didn’t notice me watching from the fire escape….

Here’s a little Miley with Rappers Playing with Gum….

Here are some links…

Lady Gaga’s See Through Dress is Offensive
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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Miley Cyrus’ Lizard Tongue
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Ashley Greene Overalls / Bra
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Miley Cyrus in Harpers
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Hot Girls Getting Photobombed
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Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue
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Her Name is Jada Gheng and She’s Censored
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The Crazy Tumbling Man…
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90s Degree Room Prank
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Some Chick Named Priscilla Salerno’s Huge Tits Topless on the Beach
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Christina Hendricks is Fat and Has Huge Stupid Tits
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Big Lebowski in 60 Seconds
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Madonna’s Grill
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12 Movie Moments We NEver Need to See Again
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Acoustic Version of “AFRICA”
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Front Flip Basketball Trick Shot
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Kristen Bell is a Fucking Mom Photoshoot
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92 School Girls…
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Woman Sings Total Eclipse from the Heart in 19 Different Voices
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Cat and Dolphin are Friends
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Skateboarding With a Case of Beer Fail
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Some Chick Named Natasha Hamilton in a Bikini
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Bieber Gets his Gutter Pussy with French Fries
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Rihanna Seems Impressed With Herself
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Mom Ruins Girl’s Webcam Show
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Some Babe Modeling Tits
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Funniest 90s Guide to the Internet
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Ashley Benson Was At the Teen Choice Awards with her Tits
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Animal Playing Dead Compilation
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Shandel Lee
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Nude Pregnant Glamour Model
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Gayest Cheerleaders Ever….
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Charlize Theron Bikini Ass
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An Ass That Could Rip Your Cock Off
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Kids Having Fun with Explosives
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Amanda Seyfried’s TITTIES!!
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Here’s Some Stupid Huge Tits
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Lady Gaga Nude Cuz She’s Releasing a New Album
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Tricia Helfer See Through
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Slutty Miley And Some Teen Choice Pics
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Some Random Chick I’ve NEver Heard of in a Bikini
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bitchy Face….
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Little Miss Sunshine is All Grown Up….
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Look Down Little Miss Sunshine’s Shirt
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Amazing Florida Chick Begging for Titty Implants is my Favorite
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Girls Who Are Free and Masturbating…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Nose Picking is the Grossest Fetish Ever
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Shemales Giving themselves Facials is a Thing…
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Some Spread Bitch Humping a Teddy Bear
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Emo Girl Masturbates!
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This is the Most Ridiculous Video You’ll See Ever
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Aug

Anastasia Ashley the “Twerk Surfer” Fat Ass in her Bikini of the Day

Everyone fell in love with Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Ass Twerking during her surf contest warm-up…so here are some pics of her surfing in her bikini yesterday because surf girls wear their bikinis every fucking day of their fucking lives because that’s their job. They are like the bikini model of sports, only with less tall anorexic bodies and more fit as fuck, lean as fuck, I want to lick the salt of her every inch like I was a dog and it was peanut butter….kinda way….if you know what I mean….which you do…I mean seriously…this fat ass is almost at the point of ridiculous, how does she even surf with that amazing thing…now the one thing I need to figure out is how to make her surf on my face with that thing…or my dick…I’m open minded like that…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

12

Aug

Machine Gun Kelly Gets Head in the Club from Rachel Starr of the Day

Machine Gun Kelly is some rapper that all the college kids fucking love…

He fucks a pornstar that I am sure all of you love named Rachel Starr, who if you aren’t family with….you can see some of her porn if you CLICK HERE ….

And sometimes when things get “Turnt up” in the club, as they often do for rappers, you just gotta let a horny daddy issue bitch suck your dick in front of the crowd….

I know porn girls and I know they just can’t control themselves, they just need dick all the time, to the point of annoying, or crazy, and I am sure this shit happened under total normal porno chick circumstances…because this is just what they do in their everyday life, their work life, and in their prostitution they do on the side to pay the bills…

I guess who really cares, it’s just funny.

Posted in:Rachel Starr