2013
12
Aug
Rosie Huntington-Whitely brings hope to bald guys everywhere, that if they go to the gym, become action star millionaires, they too will land pussy that is of this caliber…
She’s modelling lingerie, because she can…sometimes she models topless, because she can, and sometimes she out acts Megan Fox in shitty movies, because a well trained pile of shit could out act Megan Fox…
I am a fan of this Rosie bitch, I have a feeling she’s going places…
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely
2013
12
Aug
The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…
The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.
Sure she’s not as amazing as she was in Playboy a decade ago, cuz I can’t see her coifed manicured bush….but her implants are looking’ alright, but I guess in their defence, unlike her vagina, they aren’t in their 40s…now are they….
Posted in:Charisma Carpenter
2013
12
Aug
Paris Hilton must be 45 years old now, but it’s nice to see she’s still putting in effort to get some level of attention, despite the whole Kim Kardashian winning at her own game against her, despite being fat….
You know, two rich girls who really don’t need to make themselves famous, but do anyway, through sex, because being famous is more fun than just having unlimited funds to finance their spoiled cunt behavior…
I was a fan of Paris falling off the map after years of being over exposed unnecessarily, and I am a fan of the fact that the paparazzi don’t even bother with anymore, and that the only people who actually care about her posting bikini pics are herself, and I guess me, because I’m posting this shit…but in my defence, I have a hard time letting go of the past and that’s why I am an alcoholic..
The good news, is that unlike that Kardashian, this party slut rich kid, isn’t fat….
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2013
12
Aug
Lake Bell is some rich kid who became an actor as rich kids do…she is probably best known for “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”…she’s 34, she’s got huge tits, she’s naked and body painted on the cover of New York Magazine, you can kinda see her nipple if you’re a big enough virgin…ultimately…who fucking cares. Just stare…
Posted in:Lake Bell
2013
12
Aug
Here’s some seriously hipster crackhead shit you may or may not want to jerk off to…but it’s Daisy Lowe, the unwanted daughter of Gavin Rossdale, the very unwanted stepdaughter of Gwen Stefani, the trust fund model who probably does a shit ton of cocaine at music festivals everywhere….kissing some Florence and the Machine Florence Welch chick…on the lips…shot by Terry Richardson…probably wearing vintage clothes….probably running off no sleep fueled by drugs and alcohol…it’s just too fucking hip to contain…I think I need to grow a moustache…wear some skinny jeans…and talk about how much I hate mainstream things…
Posted in:Daisy Lowe
2013
12
Aug
I was emailed a long time about about this People’s Court Judge Marilyn Milian chick…who is 52 and who has clearly bought herself some implants with her People’s Court money…all European on the beach with her titties hanging out….despite being thick…but still kinda erotic for daytime television fetishists everywhere..but forgot to post the pics…
Now they are doing the rounds and all I gotta say is thank god she’s not Judge Wapner….
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Judge Marilyn Milian|NSFW
2013
12
Aug
Gracie Carvalho is some new generation Victoria’s Secret model who I assume is the Adriana Lima replacement, because Victoria’s Secret has a fucking formula, and with that formula comes constantly replacing the old with new versions of themselves, in what I like to think happens in a freakish genetic lab I want to have sex with.
She’s 23, she’s in St Barts, she’s probably excited as fuck to be one of their girls on the roster, because that’s just how Victoria’s Secret has played it. It’s like if you make it in their catalog you fucking matter, but the reality of it is that they don’t actually pay well, because every girl everywhere wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model, so these girls are willing to do it for free for the title…
It may be idiotic, but anything that tricks girls into getting half naked, I’m into.
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Posted in:Gracie Carvalho
2013
12
Aug
It was a toss up as to whether I’d post these pics of Kate Moss looking like an old lady with a boxy menopausal body to remember what was…or whether to post THESE PICS OF CHARLIZE THERON AND HER ANGELINA JOLIE / SANDRA BULLOCK / MADONNA BABY IN HER BIKINI
I guess both get the point that nothing is forever, so seize the fucking day and do whatever it is you have to do as fast as you can fucking do it because before you know it, you’re pushing 50 and so is your fucking body…no matter how hard you try…
It’s a good thing this girls made their millions in their 20s, so they can ride the good life, it’s just depressing to watch it go down…
Because with every stretch mark and bloat I see, I’m reminded that I am also old as fuck, but unlike these bitches, I’m not in a bikini living large, I’m in a basement apartment, living with a bitch who is large….
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Posted in:Kate Moss
2013
12
Aug
In case you were wondering – SEX TAPE SQUIRTER Farrah Abraham is still crying for attention…because I guess her SQUIRTING IN A SEX TAPE is losing traction and she’s pulling whatever she can to make more money…before filming a new one….which we all know is going to happen…and that I know I’m ready for cuz THE FIRST SEX TAPE was awesome…
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Posted in:Farrah Abraham
2013
12
Aug
The highlight of the weekend was not taking a viagra and heading to the amusement park in sweatpants to see if I would get arrested if the rides excited me….and it wasn’t going out with my friend and his kid and accusing people of touching the kid’s penis just to see them freak out…and it wasn’t all the valuable life lessons I learned from homeless with no teeth…and it sure wasn’t all the hard nippled babes….the highlight of the weekend was the drank….
Here are some links..
Joanna Krupa in a Bikini for the Paparazzi
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Kris Jenner’s Reaction to Obama Saying Kim Kardashian Ruined America
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The BEst Break-Up Lines from Movies
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Today in WTF Pics
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Blind Dog Plays Catch
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Here is the Star Wars Medley
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Small Dog Caught Playing With Himself.
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A Bunch of Girls With Huge Tits
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It’s Kinda Scary How Bad People Want to Smell Like Beyonce
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Some Babe Giving Her Vagina a Shower
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The best thing about these naked girls…is that they are free…
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