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2013

Aug

Lena Dunham is a Monster of the Day

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I get it.

Lena Dunham is a connected pig who knows all the write people and in being an ugly slob has mastered the craft of writing since no one, at least no one with sight, had any interest being seen in public with her, in a who cares who your rich and famous parents and their rich and famous friends are, you’re gross and I can’t been seen with you….

I get it

Lena Dunham is non-threatening to all the fat chicks who watch TV every sunday and seeing her naked makes them fell like they can relate, while the hot chicks are out with dudes living life and not married to their TV, an while hot girls will ruin the whole concept of the show, because girls won’t watch babes getting male attention, that kind of thing makes them feel like shit about themselves…and you need them feeling good about themselves so they buy the products we shove down their fucking throats…

I get it, but I don’t like it. Where I’m from, if you look like this you’re taken out back and shot. You’re shoved in a shitty back warehouse job, you are on online dating sites and used for 4 am booty call blow jobs, before you die alone or lure some loser into marrying you cuz he is tired of being lonely…girls like this don’t belong on TV…not den as the ugly chick, cuz Hollywood ugly is still supposed to be hot…especially when that TV role involves naked and getting laid…

That said, here are her pokies for you freaks…it’s so unfortunate…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

Aug

Leilani Dowding TOpless Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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These are probabily very old topless pics of Leilani Dowding, but she’s been doing the paparazzi rounds again, rocking her bikini a decade later, and I figure why not give her the attention she want then and still wants now because even with going topless on the beach for the paparazzi, no one gave a fuck, no one gave her a reality show, no one really bothered with her or even remembered who she fucking was until the paparazzi started fucking with her again, but I’ll still stare at her tits, even if they are old pics, cuz I got nothing better to do, and has been who never was desperation then, is still as good to look at now, which unfortunately for us, isn’t even all that good….I like desperation then leads to hardcore porn now…

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

Aug

Drunk Guy Tries to Break a Brick with his Head of the Day

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I’ve been drunk for most of my adult life and if I am not drunk, I am hungover. It’s been the only real constant in my life and never my drinking career have I ever tried to break a brick with my head, in fact there are so many things I see people do when drunk, like idiotic things, that I’ve never even thought of doing…all I really do when I am drunk is make girls laugh, usually at the size of my penis or my sexual capabilities..but I like when other people are less graceful and dignified when they drink, it makes me feel like I do it right, while making me laugh at how wrong they do it..I assume this happened in Russia…it’s always Russia.

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2013

Aug

Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

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The best thing about these Rihanna pics…or really all the Rihanna pics…is that she’s so heavily marketed, that she doesn’t really need “social media”. She’s a massive brand and will still stay relevant for at least another couple of years without it. Not to mention, in being a massive brand, her instagram could just be pictures of her behind the scenes, shopping, doing basic shit that her fans would still get excited over, yet she decides to get more personal, to get half naked, to put herself out there, and to let her fans watch her half naked ass do silly hipster photoshoots in her bikini, when really she could be doing this in the privacy of her own multi-million dollar Villa….I am there are sure there are ways to get as much buzz, without being an exhibitionist who likes being seen naked, a porn chick if this music thing hadn’t worked out, the kind of girl rumoured to have been a hooker when she was a teenager in Barbados for tourists…but where’s the fun in not letting us in on it…I know that I appreciate it, but then again, I come from an era when hard nipples, vagina flashes, see through shits, and bikini pics were exciting, crazy, and worth building a blog about…now that shit’s just everywhere, but I’m still into it…otherwise I’d be gay.

All this to say, I love that she flaunts her hip hop booty, and people I know who have worked with her or toured with her have all said the same thing, she’s even better in person, like you can’t even look at her without getting hard, she just oozes “fuck me now, I’m a dirty little stepGIRL”…if you know what I mean…but they probably aren’t racists white power hicks like you…so you probably don’t know what I mean, you’re too busy raging that she stole a white person’s job…

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2013

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s pretty interesting how a bitch can go crazy on you in public, I’m talking yelling and screaming, saying shit like you’re useless and have a small cock, or that you’re old and going to die soon…and everyone laughs or doesn’t pay attention….but the second you call a girl fat…I’m talking a real fat girl who thinks it is ok to be wearing a low cuz skin tight dress…fat…when she has no business wearing that in the first place and even less business getting up in my face…the world sides with her…

Last night I told a crazy bitch who was freaking out on me cuz she hated DrunkenStepfather.com, I’m talking getting in my face and not backing down, that she should go emotionally eat to help deal with her anger, because clearly that’s her strategy to stay grounded and cope, you fat bitch… and the fucking world around us, I’m talking everyone who ignored her going nuts on me, decided to play hero…with they “hey man don’t call her fat”…as other girls hugged her and told her she wasn’t fat..

What the fuck is wrong with society, where we coddle the fat people and tell them they aren’t fat when they are fat…

It makes no fucking sense to me.

Here are some links….to help you cope…you fat bitch..

Hot Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Their Bras
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Magdalena Frackowiak Pretending to Read in her Model Bikini
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Ali Lohan Got Rid of her Implants
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Weird Live Videogame Dance Off
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5 People Who May Have Super Powers
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This Girl Has Really Huge Tits
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The Picture the Dude Posted of His Dead Wife on FB
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The Worst Hip Hop Album Covers of All Time
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2013

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s something seriously next level about using Facebook to post pics of your murdered wife…who pushed your crazy ass over the edge…I predict it will be a trend…but things will get more intense, when they start having battles to see who can be the most creative with their pics…from dressing up the victim, to weekend at Bernie-ing them and taking them to the Opera…the possibilities are endless…

Then again there’s also something seriously next level about not killing your wife…you know, with marriage in general, cuz after all is said and done, your wife will never look better than when you first started dating her, she’ll get older, fatter, more annoying, she’ll even boss you around and bust your balls, and feel entitled to everything you own, while not letting you fuck younger and hotter bitches, making your life a fucking hell, that you both can’t stand but pull through because you’re already in it…

Not that you should kill your wife for Facebook fame, but you shouldn’t have a wife in the first place…that’s where you’ve fucked up…but not as much as this DUI Dancer…who is amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS

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Kate Upton Slutty Elle
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Horrible Lady Gaga Nude Pic
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Jennifer Hawkins in a Bikini on a Runway
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Back to the Future Cast 30 Years Later Vs 30 Years Later in the Movie…Genius
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Celebrities as Fatties
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Genesis Rodriguez Made an Instagram Bikini Puzzle
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Fan Face Plants to Catch the Ball…
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Cameron Diaz Looks like a Dirty Whore in this Pic
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Lauren Pope in a Bikini….
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Harry Potter Looks Jacked Up on Coke
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Kids Sneaking a Peek on a Set of Tits
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Nicki Minaj Is Topless And Has Some Pretty Big Tits
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Rihanna Doesn’t HAVE To Do This…
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Florencen Welch and Daisy Lowe for Terry Richardson…
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How Not to Transport a Washing Machine
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Father Tricks Daughter into Eating Vegetables…
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Jessica Stam See Thru
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Hilary Duff Thick Thighs in Pink Leggings
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Has Some Rockin’ Abs…
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Stephen Colbert / Daft Punk Publicity Stunt…
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Beyonce Pulled Out Her Weave…and Showed the World her Short Hair
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2013

Aug

Nicki Minaj Topless Instagram of the Day

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Nicki Minaj posted this on instagram…

This would be far more exciting if sexting wasn’t mainstream, you know if it was actually something exciting.

Don’t get me wrong, I love getting nude pics on the regular, but everyone’s doing it and I mean everyone…

Just earlier today some bitch in line was looking at pics of herself on her phone of her all half naked in bikini or bra all posing sexy, only she was in her 50s…

The world has changed…and shit like this doesn’t matter..it’s so popular, even if I still jerk off to it…and think it’s great…it’s just not exciting…or a good way to draw attention to yourself…it’s been done.

She does have big tits…and I guess that counts for something when the rest of her fat ass isn’t in the frame…

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2013

Aug

Kate Upton in a Girdle Elle Magazine of the Day

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I didn’t realize that Kate Upton spoke…but apparently in this issue of Elle she does and she’s a genius…

“After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.”

And…

“People deal with models like they are children. They think they can pull one over on you. It’s actually funny. I’m always like, I’m about to pull something on you, and you’re so focused on thinking I’m dumb you’re not even going to know.”

And…

“I was at a photo shoot and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a joke like, ‘Why are you wearing a cross? Like you would be religious.’ And then they took [my necklace] away. I was really affected by that. The whole thing made me realize that I do want [a cross] with me, at all times.”

Maybe she should stick to being fat.

I mean anything she says, even if it remotely made sense, wouldn’t take away from the fact that she’s hormonally imbalanced, and celebrated from having freakishly huge tits, thanks to that hormonal imbalance, that is likely caused by eating jacked up dairy and poultry, because maybe her parents were into buying discount genetically modified shit, rather than eating organic…

So Religious, or Guilty conscious cuz dudes jerk off to her or not, bitch is the one getting half naked for millions and 5 minutes of fame…I think the problem starts with her taking off her clothes…

The one thing I can be sure of is that she’s dealing with this internal conflict with emotional eating…emotional eating I can guarantee will last far longer than her career.

Lastly, is anyone else offended she’s been scooped up by fashion magazine, like she’s more than a Titty model in men’s magazines, I mean she’s the Vida Guerra of her generation, and Vida did rap videos not fucking Vogue…or Elle…it’s kinda ridiculous…

What’s also ridiculous is how they shoot her so that she doesn’t look fat…smoke and mirrors and a whole lot of straps and harnesses….

Here are the pics.

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2013

Aug

Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Rihanna goes in hard with her “GUN” Grill…so everyone knows just how hood she is…and I guess unlike other people, she was actually born and raised in a Shanty, and theoretically has what it takes to be some ghetto gang banger, but Barbados is some British colony, and guns aren’t really legal there, and she was a millionaire by 19, you know after selling her soul to the illuminati, and now she’s just richer than god, running shit, so any gun related shit, is clearly just for effect, and not actually representative of anything gangster about her uneducated ass…

What really matters in these pictures she’s self produced and published because she’s so indy when it comes to sexting…her millions of fans who she feel obligated to be a sex object to…I guess it makes her feel better about herself now that men see her as a tattle tale who will tell on them if sex gets a little rough…you know redeeming herself as broken girls do…or maybe she just likes showing off her ass in a bikini…whatever the reason…it’s a win to me…

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2013

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Nasty Gal of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take time to stare at her tits…it’s like when a girl you used to fuck had only been with a few dudes when you got her….you know like when you ate her out you felt that she was a pure and elegant angel…barely tarnished like so many other girls…because she was the road least travelled…only to have her cheat on you, turn into a slut and fuck the fucking world…we’re talking hundreds of dudes…most of which were unprotected…all up inside her…then one day she hits you up, tells you she misses you and wants to re-connect…but knowing she’s a dirty whore…you just ask for a spread pussy pic, jerk off to her, and call it a day…

I guess that’s where my romance with Emrata is at now…

From connected at the soul, singing romantic songs for he and writing diary entries about the day we will meet…to totally uninterested cuz she’s played out and I hate that fucking song, but I still thinks she’s good to stare at…

All romances come to an end….but pictures are still good enough for me….

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