This video is the highlight of my day…if not my life…
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2013
29
Jul
Christina Aguilera’s Been Working Out of the Day
The most important lesson we can learn from Christina Aguilera…is that Cyberbullying is effective.
I don’t care what the fat chicks, the lesbians in their birkenstock’s eating vegan food, or the latch on losers who pretend to be nice say…the fact is that bullying people, is human nature, mocking people for getting fat, is effective in letting them know they are fat, and making them do something about it, you know doubting that second serving of donuts, leading to them getting healthy an fit and looking better than they have in years, but more importantly, feeling better than they have in years, and fucking better than they have in years, and living a longer life thanks to doing something about us.
Bullying is a fucking social service, and that is why I will continue to make fun of fat girls until they start doing squats and runs, and not from sprinting the to buffet and running to the toilet to shit all of it out…but in fitness.
Christina Aguilera looks hot, despite the fact that her personality is probably still shitty as fuck.
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Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2013
29
Jul
Cassie is Fucking Hot in a Bikini of the Day
Cassie is amazing. She’s one of Diddy’s bitches and I understand why, because looking at her in her bikini, even after all these years….is hot…but it could just be because I know girls who have banged Diddy, and he doesn’t actually fuck them, he makes them rub his head, before he mistreats them and makes them take the public transit system home, rather than paying for their cabs, cuz like all good half billionaire rappers, he has no respect for hoes, but he keeps them around, especially when they look like this, cuz they are easy to own and operate, and still have it going on.
I am a fan.
Posted in:Cassie
2013
29
Jul
Taylor Swift is Paddleboarding with Some Pasty Brit in a Shitty Bikini of the Day
Taylor Swift has a long lean body…and lately, I’ve been finding her hot, but for some reason, every time she gets into a bikini, which happens every once in a while, she’s rockin’ these old lady form fitting, belly hiding, gunt/muff gut shaping bottoms that just look fucking clown-like.
She rocks these so much, that I am convinced she’s hiding something from us, maybe a freakish birthmark, or damage from all the sex she’s had, or even a scar, or testicles, or who the fuck knows, a twin she ate and hasn’t had removed because it gives her her demon powers to manipulate the youth, or a tattoo….
There is something behind this constant high waisted bullshit, and someone needs to get to the bottom of it…like it’s one of life’s great mysteries, which it is, cuz right now, as I stare at it…it is all that fucking matters..and it’s confusing me, turning what could be hot, into something horrible…
I mean she’s in her 20s, get her some Brazilan cut shorts yo!
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Posted in:Taylor Swift
2013
29
Jul
Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day
Alessandra Ambrosio must be on her period, you know feeling a little bloated, or maybe she’s on vacation and hasn’t been working out, getting soft….or even worse, maybe she’s all pregnant again, broadcasting to the world that she doesn’t care about her vagina, she wants to shred that shit, even though it’s critical in making her money in the tail end of her modeling career….or maybe, she’s decided to take up competitive swimming and this is her uniform, because that is the only acceptable way to justify the one piece…I mean at least for a fucking lingerie model, who should be half naked, while the other moms, who should be in a one piece are in a bikini. What does it all mean? Where did it all go wrong?
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2013
29
Jul
Xenia Deli is Amazing for Instagram of the Day
Xenia Deli is an amazing kind of Deli, much better than the Jewish Deli where the balding fat woman picks at your sandwich as she makes it…because this Deli has a meaty panty sandwich I want to eat as if it was an all you can eat buffet, where the other Deli, just gives me diarrhea.
Posted in:Xenia Deli
2013
29
Jul
Jaime King’s Gross Bikin Baby Bump of the Day
I don’t know who Jamie King is, but I guess I could use google to find out…oh right, she’s some babe model from a long time ago who is now in her 30s and posting pregnant pics of herself in a bikini with hard nipples because like all pregnant chicks thinks the transition her body is going through is some glorious fucking thing the world needs to see when really it should be something done in some bunker somewhere, that no one ever sees happens, making us assume the kid you’re carrying around is adopted, cuz it’s better for your comeback, or more importantly for our impression of your vagina.
This is a fail on so many levels, unless of course you’re one of those lonely freaks into ready to drop porn, knowing a bitch will never let you get her pregnant…and that this is as close as you’ll get to the magic that is child birth pussy ruining.
Posted in:Jaime King
2013
29
Jul
Andreea Diaconu for VS Pink of the Day
Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion, the money is just more lucrative, and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, they get paid 4000 dollars a day to shoot shitty catalog pictures I can’t even masturbate to because they photoshop out the nipples.
The other nice thing about this whole VS Pink brand is that it is the gateway line to get girls in when they are young. So everything you see here is lingerie designed for 14 year olds, as the Illuminati and Hitler will tell you…get them hooked when they are young and they’ll keep coming back for more….it worked for McDonalds, and look how good that worked out for the obese nation of burger lovers…why not apply it to panties…awesome.
Posted in:Andreea Diaconu
2013
29
Jul
More Sarah Lane Big Titties from Some Shoot of the Day
I was just emailed more pictures of this unknown, busty, freckled girl name Sarah Lane…from her photoshoot with some photographer named Michael Benatar and I figured I’d post it..because I already POSTED THE FIRST BATCH …
Let’s face it, aspiring unknown girls with huge tits deserve to be noticed, especially when they are willing to show off those huge tits, and leverage them into a successful career or at least a fan base of perverts who like big tits…which luckily for her is every dude out there….I mean just look what big tits did for Kate Upton…
I appreciate her hustle into the fame game…even if it’s pretty mindless and easy…it has tits and that makes it ok with me.
Posted in:Sarah Lane
2013
29
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I accidentally met fat chicks who care more about my site than I do. In fact they cared so much about it that they followed me around for over an hour yelling at me about how horrible it is and how mean I am to women. How I am a loser and how I am a misogynist.
They don’t get that I don’t hate women, I love women, I just hate fat women.
They also don’t get that I don’t even hate fat women, I just laugh at them.
They also don’t get that if you hate a website that much, it is pretty pathetic, it’s just the internet yo, you can not visit sites you hate.
I guess if I was them, I’d have enough time to hate too, you know with never getting fucked and all. Unfortunately, I didn’t video the exchange. But it was hysterical.
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