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2013

26

Jul

Rosie Hungtington Whitely Working it For the Paparazzi of the DAy

Rosie Hungtington Whitely is some pretty substantial pussy. Those legs are legs I wouldn’t mind climbing up to crawl into her womb and die a happy and fulfilled man…because when you enter a pussy like this, like so many dudes before me, you’ve officially made it, but only because she’s an ego, you know a cunt who thinks she’s important and she doesn’t fuck with regulars, she’s only into top tier dudes, in terms of money and success, and I guess why wouldn’t she be….ferraris are nicer than bus passes yo…sure you can hate her for being a girl, because girls always wrong you and you feel they have come too far and need to be controlled by men and sent back to the kitchen, but you can’t hate her for being a hot girl…that would be gay…and you aren’t gay are you? If you are, how do you feel about cum farts…they’re gross right?

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2013

26

Jul

Some No Name Model Bitch Named Janell Shirtcliff Topless of the Day

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Janell Shirtcliff is some no name bitch, who doesn’t really matter, but who is trying her best to get herself out there, trying so hard she’s taking nude pics with photographers that I guess she hopes will get her some reach…even though her real hope should be trying to find a way to make her titties the same size, you know even them out so that when she decides to have pictures of her taken topless for free, you know to add to her portfolio, the next time, it will be more substantial.

I’d still fuck her…but remember…I’d fuck a farm animal of a bitch if it was consenting, hell I even married one.

Here are the pics…she’s pretty decent…and she isn’t fat…I should try to flirt with her on the internet….with promises of fame….

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2013

26

Jul

Nicole Richie Half Breed Givin’ Boners of the Day

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Here’s a little unwanted Nicole Richie, all grown up and winning the lottery that is life, unlike other unwanted kids of crackhead groupies….who are put up for adoption and sent to group homes, you know who normally end up whoring in the gutter…she’s gone Hollywood…thanks to a little Easy Like Sunday Morning money…

And she’s looking amazing…

Trust me….it pains me to say that, because she’s the fucking worst, but I guess the fact that she’s had some work done…from gastric bypass, to implants, to a new face, thanks to adoptive dad giving her everything she wants, to help her get over her drug addiction and feel better about herself, and now she’s out there making her own money….

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Wanting to fuck Nicole Richie fucks with my head….and makes me feel like this guy:

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2013

26

Jul

Pregnant Bitch Gets Rodney Kinged By the Cops of the Day

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You can look at this from a few angles. The first is that cops are assholes and they assert force, usually unnecessary, and focus on the wrong issues, usually while breaking the laws themselves…but that’s a given, that’s why we call them PIGS and that’s why we hate them, they are fun killers….

Black people can look at this as Racial profiling, these white cops just have it out for black people, and they were such assholes they tackled a bitch…

Or you can see it for what it is, bitch and her friends caused a scene, whether pregnant or not, the cops came to diffuse situation, bitch attacked the cops despite being pregnant, and they tackled her, and now they are trying to milk it for all they can…calling it racial profiling, obviously, calling it unneccesary force, obviously, yet so many pregnant people, black and white, asian and indian….haven’t been tackled by the cops…these people deserve it.

I think she woulda been better off having a miscarriage, rather than an emergency C-Section, cuz people like this breeding is the fucking worst, and no not cuz they are black, but cuz they are ghetto as fuck and their kids will perpetuate that shit…provided it doesn’t get shot in a drive-by.

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2013

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked for Marc Jacobs of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned this is fake naked. Sure, by definition and if I was a scientist or some shit in the field of naked, I’d say, Bitch is naked, cuz she doesn’t have any clothes on, but as a man, I see no nipple, pussy lip or spread asshole, and just some PG-13, Disney Caliber naked, like a scene in one of their movies when someone walks in on someone else in the shower and they are all so embarassed….

I call it some strategic nudity that gets people like me saying “Shit Miley is Naked on a T-Shirt for an AIDS or Condom Campaign, even though she probably has never used a condom, no one in LA has, cuz AIDS doesn’t exist for rich people”…that might as well be her in a pair of shorts and a tank top all hard nippled. She’s hotter that way.

But I’d still buy this shirt just to cum on it over and over again..even if without showing vagina, she might as well could have a Bieber Penis not a Beaver.

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2013

26

Jul

A Man and his Watermelon Machete Show of the Day

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Sometimes, when you’re drinking, you come with ideas you think are awesome, that really aren’t, like taking a Machete to a fucking watermelon in some sort of backyard performance that should have ended worse for the idiot, because that’s what idiots deserve…

I still found this fail pretty funny, but that’s just because I love when people fail. Whether it is falling down the stairs or slipping during some stunt fail, or their business collapsing, or even their marriage, life, relationship fails…I’m into it…cuz I’m not a fucking hippie and real life sucks, so it makes me happy when people learn that.

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2013

26

Jul

Helen Lindes in a Bikini of the Day

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Helen Lindes was Miss Spain in 2000. That was so fucking long ago.

That’s like some Y2K shit…before the internet really existed…before Technology blew the fuck up and took the fuck over…before we had devices that tracked our every friend, conversation, move, interest and google search on all of our bodies…

She’s from a simpler time, before we were all chipped, and she’s still around…and she still looks pretty fucking amazing…in her bikini…

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2013

26

Jul

Who is Vanessa Hudgens Big Titty Friend of the Day

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Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged cunt, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, hence why she’s in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals bro, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, and that makes her important…and if she does hang with normals, they aren’t going to be the kind that are hotter and bustier than her, because the only normals she’d even consider fucking with, would be uglier than her troll body, you know that she can mistreat and pose next to so everyone thinks Vanessa Hudgens is hotter than she is, all thanks to comparison….

Either way, she’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got fake tits, and Cami is one to watch…and one to expect in some leaked nudes…because she’s that level of famous…which works for me, cuz I’ve already jerked off to her low level slut instagram…

I just can’t get enough of bitches like this…

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2013

26

Jul

Jay Z is Beyonce’s Bitch of the Day

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My theory behind this Jay Z surprising Evil Beyonce while she performed on stage is that he either fucked around on her behind her back while she was on tour and he’s trying to do damage control, because no celebrity or performer is loyal to their signficant other and every single one I’ve met has cheated on their significant other while on tour..

You know, keep the bitch happy, so she doesn’t smell your dick when she gets home…

Or Beyonce whined like an entitled cunt and demanded this from him.

Whatever the reason, he’s a real bitch….real gangsters treat their hoes like hoes….yo.

The thing that amazes me is how pumped her fan is, but then again he’s at a Beyonce concert so you’d assume he’s a half retard to begin with.

The other thing that amazes me is that I am posting this, what’s wrong with me…

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2013

26

Jul

FedEx Employees Throwing Your Shit of the Day

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You mean the low paid immigrant workers who hate their lives don’t carry my online purchases, from Dildos to Bondage Gear to other nonsense, on a velvet pillow from the sender to my home?

How is this possible?

I mean we trust these people to treat our packages as if they were their own packages…and they go ahead and do this to us, right in front of us, on camera and out in the public, like a massive “Fuck you, we just don’t care”…and it hurts…FedEX…it hurts…

Today Freedom has been attacked…

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