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2013

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is that screaming “Slam Dunk the Pussy” in public places, like on the bus, at the grocery store or in a Movie Theatre is not socially acceptable…

Here are some morning links…

A Whole Bunch of Selfies
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Tramp Stamos
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50 Indie Movies You Need to See Before you Die
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Cool Helicopter Refill
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The I, Frankenstein Posters
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Adam Levine the Model Killer is Back with Behati Prinsloo Cuz She Knows He Killed Her Vagina and She’s Left With No Options
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Selena Gomez Cleavage
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Hot GIrls With Gune
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100s of Girls Naked on Cam Right Now…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jul

Allovinduo is the DSFCams Girl of the Day



Here’s an all American couple, because DSFCam girls of the day can be couples who fuck on camera, provided at least one of them is a girl, cuz let’s face it, solo shows are ok, but the hardcore ones are much more exciting…because if you’re like me, convincing your neighbors to let you watch them fuck, usually ends horribly…especially when the convincing happens after they catch you in their bedroom hiding…

Either way, that’s the beauty of the cam world and part of why I got involved in CAMS with our very own DSFCams.com site…cuz I am a voyeur, and this shit is porn to me…

To See Her and her man in some naked action…. CLICK HERE

Or go directly to her page CLICK HERE

Posted in:DSFcams|NSFW

2013

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out that I really like staring at girls in bikinis…until it gets awkward for at least one of us…and it is usually not me…because I never feel awkward about anything…I have pretty much embraced that my actions are not for everyone…and are just for me…so thank you tight body in the pink bikini bottoms getting out of your car…for being at least 16…it’s legal in Canada….

Here are some stepLINKS…

AnnaLynne McCord Crawling Around in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts is in Montreal and Got Arrested and Gave me Boners…I wish I Was There to Save her
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Kelly Brook is Hot for NUTS
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Sexy Girls in Sports Bras
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Biker Causes a Crash
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Lindsey Wixson for Terry Richardson
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Shailene Woodley Goes Topless….
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Meanwhile in Russia
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Hot Girl Posing Topless….
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Girls Tugging on Their Clothes
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Jennifer Aniston In a Summer Dress….
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Tittie Fuck Time. I Wouldn’t Last A Minute With Those Jugs!
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Rachel Hunter in Horrible Beach Pics – I’d Still Do Her
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Some Hot Ass Paddleboarding….
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Best Iguana Ever
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Sofia Vergara Swimsuit on the Beach
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Nicole Scherzinger Workin It….
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Miley Cyrus Tongue….
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A Man Getting Down to Backstreet Boys in 1999
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7 Words the Internet Should Stop Saying
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A couple of girls making out….
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Breaking Bad in 9 Minutes
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A Day with a Russian Billionaire
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Rita Ora Looks Crazy in Her Bikini
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Heidi Klum Legs….
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Miley Cyrus Pokies!!!
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Jump Moving Train
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Big Belly…..
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Believe in Your Selfie…
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A Day With a Russian Billionaire
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16 Celebs Eating Ice Cream….
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Hot Big Tits Posing….
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Glee Star Died of Heroin
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Hot Fuckin Surfer Girls
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Weirdest Celebrity Cars….
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50 Funny Pics To Brighten Your Tuesday….
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Florida Smoke Stack Collapse
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Hot Bikini Butt Lift Video
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The World’s Fastest Drummer
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Pampered By Strippers…
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7 Year Old Steals Car….
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Olivia Palermo Hot Face
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Oversized Vagina LIPS
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Hot Russian Amateur Babe….
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Slut Practices her Fisting…..
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Funny Naked Dance Show
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Girl Does a Finger Bang
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Cam Girl Dances and Strips
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A Little Shower Masturbation
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Today in Lesbian Sex
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Jul

Rihanna’s Concert Nipple Ring Flash of the Day

I don’t know when this picture was taken, but I am assuming on her tour, when on stage, and not when she’s out getting wasted on boats, where she usually shows more than just her nipple ring, because she’s all about putting herself out there, it’s the first sign of losing her fucking mind, something that will inevitably happen, a human from a small island just can’t handle this kind of power, and every day she gets a little more and more nutty, and I get a little more and more into Rihanna, cuz crazy bitches, especially when rich and famous, excite me as they reach the edge of the cliff they are about to fall hard off of… Remember Whitney Houston? Where is she now. Exactly…Tormented talent with everything available to them, never know how to bow out gracefully, and Rihanna doesn’t even have talent, making the whole thing that much more amazing…in a redemption is bitter sweet kid of way…you underserving twat…kind of way…here is her nipple on stage kind of way…

To See a Whole Lot of Pics of Rihanna on Tour FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

16

Jul

Helen Flanagan’s Instagram Titty Pic of the Day


Helen Flanagan is some busty UK soap star turned Glamour Model…because let’s face it that’s where celebrity lies in the UK, not on TV, but on the pages of Lad Mags everywhere, it’s what the people are into, and Soap Operas are just a dated thing of the past, so if anything this Helen chick is a progressive celebrity in training, and realizes if she’s got the D cup, she’s pretty much built for the more fun job of being lusted after, and the fun thing about it is it doesn’t involve memorizing lines or work, all she has to do is get half naked and when it starts to fizzle out…she can just marry a soccer player…she’s got it all figured out…but I guess you realized that when you saw this instagram pic she posted….

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

16

Jul

Shailene Woodley in Interview Magazine of the Day

If girls who get fired from Spiderman and other virgin loser movies excite you, especially while doing some modelling bullshit for Interview magazine, who I assume will ask her how it feels to be fired from a movie and not what we really want to know, and that’s whether she has an INNY or OUTTY vagina…because mainstream media never gives me what I want, it never gives me the facts I need, it just blinds my judgement with retard puppets, and makes me want to eat Oreos and other heavily advertised treats…when all I really want to know is the size of Shailene Woodley’s labia…

Posted in:Shailene Woodley

2013

16

Jul

Chuck E. Cheese Brawl of the Day

I don’t know why I blame Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman for this…

And to think I was stupid enough to think Chuck E. Cheese was a fine dining experience where classy dignified people gather to discuss politics and world events over a game of lawn bowling…you know with culinary masterpieces crafted by the finest chefs, served on the most expensive of China…well it turns out it’s ghetto as fuck…

For some reason watching the parents of future criminals throw down gives me joy. I think I need to start donating sperm, and not by throwing it at random bitches, but through an agency to bring as many people in this world…a world that is clearly going to hell in one big greasy horrible mess.

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Jul

Ellie Goulding Nipples in Fault Magazine of the Day

Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who everyone likes…and by everyone, I mean hipsters…they fucking go nuts for this bitch…but I don’t think I have ever really heard her or of her…but I have SEEN HER DUMPY IN A BIKINI TOP back in march, where I guess she was prepping becoming a bit of a sex object people masturbate to, cuz that’s really all girls want…it’s some genetic animal instinct shit that says “fuck my singing, I’ve already done that, let’s show off my ass hanging out of shorts, my tits in a bikini top, and in a few months my nipples in a magazine, only will play it off like it’s some high concept nipple showing, and not me being a slut, cuz parents who buy albums for their kids, don’t like sluts, but nipple for fashion, that shit is art”….did you like my Ellie Goulding impression? I did too, it got me hard…but that could be cuz it is morning and my penis is surprising me with the last fumes of testosterone I have left, or maybe it’s cuz I’ve seen her nipples for fashion…

Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2013

16

Jul

Behati Prinsloo for Esprit Body of the Day

Behati Prinsloo has had sex, probably unprotected sex, because people don’t use condoms, especially not white people, which pretty much means she’s dead, at least to me, but not dead enough to still get half naked and model in her underwear, because I guess she’s not dead in body, but only dead in spirit and in vagina, that I will likely never get the opportunity to fist in anger, trying to punch out the Adam Levine cooties, before going down on her for 3-8 months…without taking a break for air….

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2013

16

Jul

Amazing Coach of the Day

I am not posting this video because it is erotic, if you can masturbate to it, and I know at least one of you can, and probably has, you’re officially a fucking werido, but I still accept you, I just won’t invite you over for tea.

I am not posting this video because it is gruesome or violent or really worth watching.

I am posting this video, because seeing the coach throw his glasses like a girl before throwing down, for some reason, is really fucking funny to me…

Posted in:Videos