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2013

11

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Has the Best Body According to US Weekly of the Day

Seems like breast implants make all the difference for a bitch…from weird thick body to the best body according to a magazine that has not journalistic integrity because it is paid for and run by the Hollywood machine, whether it is PR people, or the studios who make these people famous….

So the life lesson of the day is, if you’re tits are disproportionate, you can pay to fix them, and the world will celebrate you the way you always wanted to be celebrated….at least that’s what I’ve learned from these feature. Thanks US Weekly for making girls feel inadequate.

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2013

11

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Still Looking Naked on Set of the Day

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I went to a party this past weekend to stalk Jennifer Lawrence. She’s filming X-Men in Montreal, and according to these pictures, she’s in body paint, and looking hotter than ever.

Unfortunately, we didn’t have the chance to meet, or have sex, like I know she wanted, because she got in a fight with one of her co-stars and ended up storming out of the party….which was a bit of a bummer for me…because I like to believe I had a chance…

I mean don’t all famous Oscar winners want to have unprotected sex with dirty perverts who have the hottest blog no one has ever heard of? You know because celebrities are crazy and do crazy things.

I guess not…but at least I can jerk off to her pics…

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2013

11

Jun

Yana Tarabukina Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Yana Tarabukina is some low level model…who I have a lot of hope for…at least based on her bikini pics for whatever the fuck this is for.

She’s Russian, she’s not a male order bride, but should be, and I blame the fall of communism for that. You know opening up the country, and letting their babes walk the earth freely, has made owning their babes pretty fucking hard to pull off…cuz all the good ones are making a living getting half naked…or peeing on webcam for perverts like me….

What could have been Yana Tarabukina….what could have been…if only Russia stuck to their fucking guns….

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2013

11

Jun

Gracie Carvalho in a Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

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Here is the token ethnic girl for Victoria’s Secret. You see, because they have to Her name is Gracie Carvalho…I like that she’s got the word “HO” in her name, just because it makes me laugh, even if it means nothing. I am easily entertained, like a hamster, just put a half naked chick in front of me and I can stare at the shit for hours, even though girls on my Facebook don’t like hearing it when I tell them that I stared at their pics all fucking night, and I mean it. I have low testosterone, I need to really commit to cum to their vacation photos…..

All this to say, Victoria’s Secret catalog pics fucking suck, they are boring, they are photoshopped, there are no hard nipples or pussy lip slips, but I’ll still look at em as a memory of a time when I jerked off to the catalog before the internet…

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2013

11

Jun

Kendall Jenner Sleazes Up Instagram Of the Day

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If you’re like me, and have the capacity to see past the fact that this chick is a Kardashian…you know thanks to being 17, half naked, thin, and built like a model…then these pics are for you…

There’s something really vapid and useless about a girl who has all the money and connections in the world, who only wants one thing, and that is to be a Victoria’s Secret model, something that based on some of the Victoria’s Secret choices, is bound to happen….

You know she could choose to be anything, from a Doctor to saving AIDS Babies in Africa, but all she wants is to be half naked in a bikini…

Genius.

At least for those of us who like girls who like being in bikinis and are willing to do anything to get it, like practice for social media.

The whole thing is pretty horrible, but then again, she’s a Kardashian, that’s kinda their thing.

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2013

11

Jun

Barbara Palvin Hot for El Pais Semanal of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that 19 year old Hungarian model, who miraculously, isn’t working at a dairy farm in Hungary like you’d expect most 19 year old Hungarians to be doing, but is instead an international model, is looking her best in these pics….

I don’t know what “El Pais Semanal” is, I just know they took an otherwise uneventful looking girl, who has managed international modelling success for whatever reason, and slut her out proper.

This is by far the best we’ve seen her, and for that we must celebrate….not that we wouldn’t celebrate if she was in a fucking snow suit, the whole fact she’s 19, for perverts like us, makes her worth a fuck, even if she was 50 pounds heavier and missing teeth…

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2013

11

Jun

Lily Aldridge in Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

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Lily Aldridge is really not that hot. I am looking at these pics, that are photoshopped from the latest Victoria’s Secret Catalog and her face and body are not all that great. I mean this is Victoria’s Secret, and she’s holding down the whole team, you know a roster of amazingness, is only as strong as the weakest link.

Sure her body isn’t fat, it’s kinda ripped in a good way, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, all she has to do is stay fit…but that face, it is hard, it has fake lips, it’s just fucking bullshit, bullshit that I can only assume came from fucking the right guy in a band, like the serial groupie she is, or maybe just knowing the right people…

All this to say, she doesn’t deserve it, and here are her pics to prove it.

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2013

11

Jun

Chanelle Hayes in the NUTS Big Brother Uncensored Issue of the Day

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NUTS UK always release the most ridiculous articles, that for some reason are borderline genius, because they are so simple in nature. Like this one to promote Big Brother, by posting the hottest Nude scenes from Big Brother, because really that’s the only reason to watch big brother. Then they throw in some hot titty models, like Chanelle Hayes and the other one, and it becomes a glorious package in the form of a magazine, that is probably worth buying, and definitely worth advertising in, because it cuts through the bullshit…

No I am not admitting I am a fan, I just respect their hustle…and here are some pics from the latest issue, you will like.

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2013

11

Jun

Xenia Deli Modelling Underwear of the Day

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The best deli meat around is in the panties of Xenia Deli, but unfortunately she’s been cast by Victoria’s Secret, instead of some obscure porn producer who has her spreading her vagina for the internet, because Victoria’s Secret photoshops the vagina definition in her panties, making her deli meat just a figment of my imagination, which in some cases, especially during a herpes outbreak, is a better look for panty meat…

All this to say. She’s lovely, making moves, and I support her decision to go corporate. Support, I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck about..

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2013

11

Jun

Charlotte Carey is Naked for Fashion and Art of the Day

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Charlotte Carey is a signed model who hasn’t done that much work yet, she’s probably young or new to the game, at least that’s what I am going to assume based on having never heard of her, and more importantly, these artistic nudes that you know she got done for her portfolio, to land more substantial gigs, because more substantial gigs help pay for the model lifestyle filled with cocaine and luxury.

It’s a competitive industry, and she who shows her fashionable hipster bush, usually stands a better chance than the model who is less about being naked in pictures, because they were raised to think that shit could ruin careers not make careers, but as we all know, it is all about motherfucking context.

If these pics were for a pornographer, she’d never be the face of any brand…but since they are in black and white, they can be used to get her a gig for any brand.

The world is a bunch of fucking hypocrites but at least it involves staring at her tits, because model tits are my favorite.

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