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2013

29

May

Some Kid Checking Out Tits on Croatian TV of the Day

When I was this kid’s age, I was living in a foster home with a nymphomanic woman who would walk around naked, or half naked, trying to take advantage of my budding teenage hormones to make her feel desirable, until one day she put me in her mouth, which paved the way for me doing a hell of a lot more than staring at tits while older ladies wore cleavage shirts, only they never got that shit on TV, and it was before the internet, so it never went viral, which was probably a good thing, because she would have probably been charged for abuse, even though there was definitely no complaints on my 13 year old pervert end….getting molested by a woman at a young age was the best thing that ever happened to me, it wasn’t some repressed memory shit, it was some good old fashion training….

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

May

Rihanna Tops Complex Magazine’s Top 100 Hottest Women Right Now of the Day

I generally hate these HOT 100 lists, mainly because they are usually associated with shitty magazines and the results, or the listing, is all random shit that means nothing. It’s like they put 100 names in a hat and pick at radom to see where to slot them…

But I do love Complex, and I’m not just saying that because they featured me in the magazine in 2007, back when I peaked.

I am saying that because I believe they put thought into their list, and I understand why Rihanna came out on top, because let’s face it, it is an Urban magazine and who the fuck else could have really won….

Rihanna is top of her game, lookin’ fit as hell, being a total exhibitionist slut, and she’s in my top 10 too..

So good job Complex, for renewing my hope in magazine top 100 lists….


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Posted in:Rihanna

2013

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some days I feel like I need to be more substantial. The internet is a competitive place. I should be covering events, interviewing notable people, making viral videos or a youtube channel…top 10 lists, releasing music, you know really delivering a quality experience, but then I go out drinking and forget all that nonsense, thanks to the titties, as I throw one dollar coins at strippers, which doesn’t quite have the same effect as making it rain, it’s more about making it hail. Thanks Canadian money system…

Here are some Morning Links…

Victoria’s Secret Printed a Vintage Kate Upton Pic to Ride the Kate Upton Wave of Fat…
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Breaking News -> Anne Hathaway Has Brown Hair Again
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People Having Fun with Record Sleeve Art
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Harry Potter Says He Would Return to Harry Potter Movies – Obviously…That’s all He’s Good For…
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The Worlds Most Talented Bear
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The World Record Base Jump Off Everest
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Hot 100 Bikini Contest
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15 Sexy Girls From Social Media
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Her Name is MArique Schimmel and She’s Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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Some Crazy Dashboards!
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m drunk. Not because I like to numb the pain that is living my life as me, but because after laughing at my life all day, it’s time to celebrate the absurdity….with titties and booze…or just booze…cuz right now the only titties I see are in the magical place I call the stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Fat at 17, 6 Foot 2, Irelend Baldwin, Flat Ass Crotch Shot in a Bikini….
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Dating another Victoria’s Secret Model, Cuz It is Part of Victoria’s Secret PR Strategy, This Time Toni Garrn….
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Some Trashy Bitch Named Ashley Kirk in a Bikini
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Holly Weber is a Hot half Naked Model with a Hand Bra
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Rush Hour Traffic in Saigon Vietnam is Something I’d Like Kim Kardashian To Walk Through Blind Folded…
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Some Dude’s Creative Bike Tricks
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Hasselhoff’s New House is Pretty Serious
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Cat Boarding is a Ridiculous New Sport
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Is this Miley Topless Pic Legit
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Scarjo Slutty in a Red Dress
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Nikki Leigh is Some Playboy Chick in a Bikini Photoshoot…..
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Dark Haired and Exotic with a Pink Floral Pussy Spread – Admit You Liked That Caption.
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As a Golden Girls Fan…This Bea Arthur Naked Painting that Sold for 1.9 Million Gives Me Boners – Even If I am Still Convinced She has A Dick
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Ben Affleck Gets an Honorary Degree for Doing Absolutely Nothing
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The Science of Women Cheating…
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Mel B Slutting Out in a Bikini
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Erica Mena
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Model “JAC” Topless for Vogue
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Scarjo to Play Hilary Clinton – Damn She’s Old News
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Some Chick Named Nabilla Benattia in FHM With Massive Tits
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Nina Agdal Goes to Prom
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Mila Kunis is Over and Done With
GO

Ashley Kirk Showing Her Ass Crack….
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Kelly Rowland Featuring Beyonce – Featuring Shoot Me in the Dick
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Homemade Light Saber for the Nerds
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Cool Train Explosion…
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Some Bid Named Nicole Murphy in a Bikini in Hawaii
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Kenyan High School High Jump Contest
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Big Tits Playing Golf
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Lauren Pope and Chloe Sims in Bikinis in Marbella
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UFC Girls in a Sexy Bikini Bash
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Courtney Love is Giving Amanda Bynes Advice – Sounds like a Win
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Kimberly Garner in a Bathing Suit in Cannes
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Ass Fuck Time. Do You Like Skinny Or Round?
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Girl Taking a Huge Shit Debunks All Myths That Girl’s Don’t Shit……Why Did They Film This? What Did She Eat? My God……This is so disgusting….
GO

Rita Rusic Sloppy Old Lady in a Pink Bikini….
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Slip And Slide Trick Shot
GO

Nell McAndrew in a Bikini for Fabulous
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Some Curvy Girl Showing Off Her Curves
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Carmen Ortega Modeling on a Motorcycle….
GO

Candice Swanepoel’s Pussy On Your Head? Yes Please!
GO

A Whole Lot of Selfies
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Shoves a Cucumber in Her Friends’ Ass
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Girl Gets Busted Eating Her Friend Out on the Train
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Cam Girl Plays With Her Tits
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Shy Naked Girl Get’s Fingered
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Girl Masturbates on the Front Porch…With a Wand…Like Harry Potter.
GO

Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
GO

Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
GO

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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

May

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Mock Memorial Day in their Bikinis of the Day

Oh look it’s like reliving the glory days of Spring Breakers only Vanessa Hudgens was smart enough to hide her fat ass and bring her ugly face, hot bodied friend along, who didn’t get the part in the movie, felt left out cuz she has a hotter body than all four of the bitches who were recruited for it, until seeing the movie and realizing it was the fucking worst….

Only this time with more mocking of the Soldiers on Memorial Day….little entitled twats who never fought for your country, salute like they did, in their cushy homes by the pool, like it is some kind of joke, I’d be offended if I actually cared that they are doing this, I just had nothing else to say about these girls and this pic….I mean I’m a grown man, why am I posting this shit anyway?

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Vanessa Hudgens

2013

28

May

Girl Claims TSA Touched Her Breasts and Vagina of the Day

People like this annoy me. They make a big deal out of nothing, they cause line-ups, they bring a lot of headaches and negativity instead of just going along with the rules and regulations, claiming the TSA are fucking with her shit, which they probably are as they fondle her tits to make sure she doesn’t have a bomb. as her friend videotapes it, making me thing she staged this to prove a point, a point that I assume is that going through Airport security is hot, or more that Lesbian activist cunts are the worst….who are so bitter when people touch them cuz it reminds them of when daddy touched them….when really they need to be touched…cuz from my experience their is nothing a good hard fuck doesn’t solve. If anything it would lighten her the fuck up a bit….

The ones who need it the most are always the biggest complainers.

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

May

Olivia Cockburn Paddleboards of the Day

Olivia Cockburn paddleboards in a bikini and it is really not nearly as eventful as her name, but maybe I’m just biased cuz whenever my cockburns it means I did something right, you know it means I came in contact with the right kind of whore pussy, that when I confess to my wife I came in contact with it, she won’t make me bang her for at least 2-3 weeks….if you’ve seen my wife, you’ll know that’s a win…

What isn’t a win is this Olivia Wilde body, that everyone is a fan of, even though I have no idea what it has done, but do know it fucks a comedian, which means it hasn’t done nearly enough….you know reaching for the bottom of the barrel of hollywood, the armpit of celebrity to drop load in you and make you babies is a bit of a fail….

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2013

28

May

Gisele Bundchen Hot Body for Vogue Brazil of the Day

I don’t think Gisele has a penis at least I don’t want to think she has a penis, despite what people used to say about her being from brazil coupled with her hard face….and more importantly what people said about Tom Brady and his locker room boners while his team was changing, boners he played off as just being excited he won the game, no one ever questions the Quarterback. I mean he could pitch anal in the shower as a team building exercise, and he probably did, and no one would turn him down…it’s up on some keep him happy, it makes us money, it’s not gay cuz we’re a team, and initiation rituals prepared us for this….

She’s showing off implants, something Tranny’s can buy, in a bathing suit for Vogue Brazil and I dig it….because once they have the implants, trannies are no longer just dudes with long hair..

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2013

28

May

Ariana Grande’s Ass Cleavage Shorts for Instagram of the Day

These shorts are everywhere….every time I leave the house….as cleavage is the new tit cleavage and as awkward as it is seeing it on 14 year olds, even if 14 is the new 23 thanks to the hormones in the food, their annoying tween chirping makes it a fail, even when knowing by the time they are 18, those curves are going to probably be just fat…

I don’t know who Ariana Grande, but she’s got fans, is on TV, is over 18, and is into showing off her new shorts, a harmless activity, that I am sure so many people have already masturbated to today, because that’s what she’s going for, she just doesn’t want the media to call her out on it.

After much reflection – this picture is awesome.

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2013

28

May

Girl Tries to Kill Herself Badly of the Day

This is a horrible way to kill yourself….I think she’s most likely just high and fucking with traffic for some kind of rush…more than actually trying to kill herself…because if this is a suicide attempt, she deserves to die for being so stupid and such a fucking failure and properly executing it. Not that I like kids to die, even if they are annoying as fuck, but I just hate seeing people fail at what they put their mind to, especially when it inconveniences other people…

You see if I was driving, I woulda thrown the car in reverse and given her what she pretended she wanted….but I’m into giving….some would call me a modern day mother teresa…

Posted in:Videos