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2013

22

May

Cindy Crawford’s Still Got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying.

Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on, or maybe I just like bitches with moles.

But I am going to assume it’s got more to do with running into her on the street once as she was getting out of her town car and walking into her hotel, and we exchanged glances, and when our eyes locked, part of me died, because it was amazing, magical and exactly how she worked the camera….reminding me that she’s fuckin’ good at looking good and here she is proving she’s still got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2013

22

May

Cora Keegan is Victoria’s Secret’s Latest Abductee of the Day

Cora Keegan is a model who I have been asking to have my baby the last couple of days. She’s a hipster out of LA and she’s fucking hot and making moves….that Victoria’s Secret have got wind of, because they are some underbelly secret society, that have recruited her into their evil web of lies and deception…..because Victoria’s Secret is the lingerie version of that Castro dude in Cleveland….only instead of punching their pregnant bitches in the stomach, they put them in lingerie to win us over and sell more lingerie….and I’m only concerned about this because every job they give Cora Keegan, the less chance I have marrying her and having her babies…in our own Cleveland basement prison party….

Victoria’s Secret has won this round….

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2013

22

May

Samantha Gradoville Titties for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Every once in a while, an American Model happens, you know who isn’t a fucking cow like Kate Upton, and who the hormones in the food and the AMerican diet work for in a glorious way…

This model’s name is Samantha Gradoville, she’s got some serious tits…I’ve POSTED HER TITS BEFORE …..and I’m just happy she’s not working at walmart, morbidly obese, on a motor scooter, reading a tabloid and talking about a Kardashian like most American Woman…

She’s good.

Posted in:NSFW|Samantha Gradoville

2013

22

May

Jenna Jameson on the Beach of the Day

There is something totally useless about seeing an old and tired Jenna Jameson in her bikini on the beach….posing like she’s hot…because the interent will link you up to hours and hours of her getting fucked back in her prime…I’m talking gangbangs, to anal, dyking out, to solo, she’s done it all…..yet I am still compelled to post the shit…

Maybe it is cuz we were once internet friends…or maybe it’s cuz I like the idea of a vagina well travelled….knowing the underlying damaged soul that comes with it…

You know, that’s the real porn to me…not all that penetration on camera shit…but the broken girl behind all the fake hair and make up..

Not to mention, she’s got a rockin’ booty, even if she’s a mom who had a mom pussy before being a mom, thanks to all the insertion.

Posted in:Jenna Jameson

2013

22

May

Mel B Titties in Cannes of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want…..these big black titties to fall out of her dress….but I never get what I want…

You wanna know a funny Scary Spice story? Back in 1997 when they released their first video, Mel B’s nipple were hard in a green shirt, and I didn’t have internet at the time, and would watch MTV waiting for that video to drop to jerk off to it.

I guess that makes her kinda like my girlfriend, even if she’s old and fat now….which doesn’t bother me because back in 1997 I was old and fat too….we are two who became one.


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Posted in:Mel B

2013

22

May

El Grace Titties for Terry Richardson of the DAy

This is all I could find on El Grace:

EL Grace is a up and coming artist who specializes in Free Form Music, Fashion Modeling, Abstract Photography and The gift of Living Lucidly. Currently Resides in NYC

Translation: She is a hipster chick with a trust fund who hangs and fucks the right people, doesn’t have a real job, and dicks around all day doing nonsense that doesn’t matter, which thanks to the right friends, like Terry Richardson, will lead to a serious modeling contract, allowing her to take her nonsense to the next level, and share it with her gang of retard followers who buy into anything she says and does, because she’s got the stamp of approval in the fashion and art world…a world that is all a fucking lie….

But I’ll still stare at her tits….even if she’s not my type…cuz tits are fun to stare at when you’ve got nothing else to do.

Even when they are shitty, uneven, on a busted up face that isn’t hot in anyway, and that looks like a teen runaway…because teen runaways, no matter what they look like, are lovely….or even a half retarded inbred kid on sedatives….either way…here are her tits…

Posted in:El Grace|NSFW

2013

22

May

The British Soap Awards Brought out the Trash of the Day

The British Soap Opera Award happened and I am going to assume that it was probably the trashiest fucking event of all time…because Soap Operas in general are trash and the UK is filled with trash who love the shit….I mean it is the land of Glamour Models and blue collar people buying Calendars to satisfy their grey, toothless lives….it’s just expected that the girls who attend this shit are just garbage I want to ejaculate on….but not it….and here are a ton of pics…from Michelle Keegan to who the fuck cares….enjoy


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Posted in:Events

2013

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Giving my phone number out to random people on the internet out of boredom has proven to be both the best decision and worst decision of my internet life. I’ve been getting prank calls all night and haven’t even got one titty pic…

It was an experiment that like most experiments I partake in, was also a fail…

Here are some morning links….

Lance Armstrong Asked Some Bitch to Eat His Ass Out
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For the Nerds – Here’s the New Man of Steel Trailer
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Horrible News of the Day – Will Smith is Getting Back into Music with Kanye West…in a Homosexual Retreat….
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Zombie Feast – Drive Thru Prank
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Girls in Slutty Dresses
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Busty Naked Chick of the Day
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A Dude in Florida Stopped During a Police Chase to Steal Beer
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50 Pics of an Import Model
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Light Stick Show……is the Gayest Thing You’ll See Today….
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Brad Pitt Does Jesus in the New Esquire…
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I am in love with one of the models on this free cam site….she shows me her anus….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

As much as I love talking about myself, hating on hot bitches, calling girls fat, complaining about my wife, lusting after 20 years olds, getting drunk, dirty and hating all the idiots that make up this great land….

I do think it is my duty as a guy with such a huge internet following, to do some good with it…and try to help people, inspire people, or even change the world and make it a better place…

My name is Jesus, I need to do some hero shit to live up to it…

So my friend referred me to Operation Blessing as a charity of choice to help the people in Oklahomo rebuild their lives after a man made tornado tore through it…so donate something…do your part….

If you can’t, you’re a selfish asshole, here are some stepLINKS….

Alice Eve in her Bra and Panties in Star TRek
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits in Disneyland
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Hot Bitches in Sports Bras
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The Single Most Uninteresting Judges Ever on the X-Factor
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Her Name is Ashlie and She’s Lovely as Shit as She Grabs Her Tits
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Man Sets Up Ghost Cam – Catches his Wife Having Sex with his Son
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Printer Ruins a Cat’s Day
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A Compilation of Painful Nut Shots
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Wilmer Valderama on the BEach With a 18 Year Old Bitch in a Bikini
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January Jones Still Has TIts
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Eva Longoria’s Tampon String Upskirt
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Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples in Esquire
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Guitar String in Slow Motion…
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I can Never Have Too Many Babes on Webcams
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Every Nude Scene Ever From Game of Thrones
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Taylor Swift Hates Justin Bieber….
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Why Do I Think Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Visits This Site
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15 Hottest Women in the Fast and the Furious Movies
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Trish Stratus Has a Sexy Yoga Workout
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Megan Fox Looks Amazing on TMNT Set
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Adriana Lima Modeling Workout Gear
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Layla ROse Huge Tits in Black Lingerie
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Crazy Tornado Intercept
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Loving Britney’s Mom Booty in Sweat Pants…
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Hispanic Singer’s Tit Falls Out of Her Dress – AWESOME
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20 Hot Pics of Some Ethnic Chick
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Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Pics
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This Girl Simona Has Huge Fucking Boobs
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Animals are Awesome
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Teen Mom’s Got Herself a REality Show
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Babes Washing Cars With Their Huge Tits
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Earth.
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George Michaels Almost Died – And Not of AIDS
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Her Name is Audrey Aleen and She’s Naked and Shaved
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Chemistry Teacher Fail
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cam Girl With Huge Tits Squirts!
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Fatty in her Bunk Bed Gives Head….
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Cam Girl Works Her Tits
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Cam Girl Works Her Pussy
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Hot Girl Jerks Off With Some Cool Whip
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Girl Films Herself While She Rubs Her Twat
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

May

Frederique Bel Nipple for Cannes of the Day

Frederique Bel is in France…from France….and dressed like the French…because in France, topless is considered being clothed, and as much as Americans want to hate the french and mock their bushes, we should be embracing, and copying their lead when it comes to tits, because so often when I leave the house, I see a girl and think, shit, I’d rather see her topless, but it’s not allowed here….if only we were in france…they’ve got it all figured out….the girls even have anal sex on the first date….and don’t expect to ever see you again…because they just want to have fun….like Frederique Bel….in her titty dress….good times.


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