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2013

09

May

Milla Jovovich in Vogue Turkey of the Day

Milla Jovovich lives. I stopped paying attention to her 10 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America. It took a lot of her ethnic appeal, you know mail order bride born during the cold war, escaped via modeling, or by climbing the Siberian mountains..that and she went off a had a bunch of kids, ruining her appeal even more….so that’s probably why I’ve only done 5 posts on her the last decade”….but this Vogue Turkey shoot is fun even if clothed, and I figure I’ll post it for you Milla fans, while I remain Milla indifferent….

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2013

09

May

Zoe Saldana’s Got Some Hard Nipples of the Day

I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. You know, the kind of weirdo you’d expect to be serial if he had a few more social skills, but instead just kills rodents he buys at the pet store to calm himself…

I am going to also assume that those people who jerked off to her in her avatar costume probably have no interest in her hard human nipples….they just aren’t blue enough….and the rest of you probably have no idea who she is, but I’m posting it anyway, because every since I was 13, hard nipples excited me…


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2013

09

May

Kimberly Garner Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Who the fuck is Kimberly Garner and why do I want to sing her love songs outside her house until she calls the police because we’ve never met and that kind of thing is frowned upon in this society that is void of romance, or taking what you want.

Well apparently she’s from the UK, but I don’t believe it, because she doesn’t look like a potato eating troll with no teeth, all grey skinned and full of warts, like most girls from the UK….in fact, she’s long and lean and lovely, especially when modeling bikinis…

I’ve POSTED ABOUT HER BEFORE …and I’ll do it again…just as soon as I stop planning our surprise wedding….she’s good.

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2013

09

May

Adriana Lima’s Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Mom Adriana Lima is modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because why the fuck not, they pay her a lot of money, she’s contractually obliged and as long as it’s from this angle, no one sees the remnants of the natural disaster that happened to her pussy and stomach thanks to child birth….and despite hating moms and everything that comes with them…despite being a stepfather…I can always appreciate good ass in a small bikini…It’s my theme song…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me.


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2013

09

May

Avril Lavigne’s New Shit Video of the Day

It amazes me that this shit still works. I mean at this point her “act”…look and sound…is more of a comedy routine. You know, like a parody of herself, but I guess it still works….and by amazed, I don’t actually mean amazed, that is giving her too much credit, it is more a reminder that teen girls are retards with no taste and will eat anything that comes their way or that they are told to like, while Avrial Lavigne and the record companies know that mindless, drivel, is just really easy to put out there.

I see it all the time, and I love it

What I don’t love, is this song. Mute it. Then laugh or masturbate. If you’re an Avril fan, and I have a feeling you probably are.

Remember, this makes more money than you do. What a joke.

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2013

09

May

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is a Bikini Model and Fired Teacher of the Day

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is some fake titty teacher who was moonlighting as a bikini model / topless model….who got fired from being a teacher because I guess the slut moms who let guys cum in them in order to make annoying babies don’t respect women who their baby daddies would rather fuck teaching their annoying autistic babies….

Here are a bunch of her “modeling” pics….her fake titty bikini modeling career, that I am pretty sure won’t be taking her major places or really going anywhere after all this press.

She’s just one of those fake titty, barmaid looking, cheesy chicks who hangs with dudes on steroids with tribal tattoos, who think she’s hot and is willing to get half naked to feel hot….There are so many girls like this….and they usually work for free.

This publicity is not going to land her in Victoria’s Secret…. but it may get her into porn….I mean she looks the part…I guess dreams can come true when you crave male attention and fail at your “safe” “normal” job….

I would pay her 10,000 dollars to shoot a porn for me….maybe I’ll need to wait til we get a little closer to rent day to make that magic happen. You know when she’s a little more desperate and my micropenis fetish porn doesn’t leave her feeling too damaged and degraded….

ALl this to say, when I was in school, my teachers were busted old ladies, I wish I had access to this kind of pussy to get random spontaneous boners to while doing math….

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2013

09

May

Twerking Granny of the Day

The nice thing about old ladies is that you can’t get them pregnant….with a little lube it’s like they aren’t even old….with a little booze they go wild…they are good bakers and it’s not their first rodeo, you know there was a time they fucked a lot, learned the moves, and if a little grey pubic hair doesn’t make you sick, and a big vagina that doesn’t have much elasticity left it in doesn’t rape your soul, and if big thick nipples with a little hair growing out of them thanks to hormonal issues doesn’t upset you at your emotional core, then you’ll probably love watching this drunk granny twerk to elvis like the good old days when her vagina still mattered and her sex appeal wasn’t overshadowed by her knitting skills….

Posted in:Videos

2013

09

May

Kate Moss is Naked for St Tropez Tanning Products of the Day

40 something year old Kate Moss is now the body for some tanning products, but instead of really bringing the Kate Moss I like to see, you know all naked for the paparazzi like she doesn’t give a fuck, because she doesn’t give a fuck, being exposed is kinda what made her and is all part of her rockstar attitude….but she did this staged nudity shit, that it blockin’ out the bits that matter, like her really long nipples and thick bush , at 40, is still better than nothing, but maybe I’m just bias cuz I think Kate Moss and her dirty well traveled vagina were sent here from heaven to make the world a better place…filled with Pete Doherty shared needle, unprotected groupie sex, unshowered and homosexual penis shrapnel….which is far more disgusting than it looks in Tanning product pictures…

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2013

09

May

McKayla Maroney’s Bikini in a Bikini on Keek of the Day

I like to use these KEEK videos as a reminder to all you freaks, that this girl, is like 12. I get that she is an american hero, with all her Olympic Gold Medal winning. You know old enough to represent your country should mean old enough to masturbate to herin a bikini…..not to mention that she’s on TV now, which also cancels out her age to the perverts, because the media is serving her to the creepy fans on a platter….and sure we were all 17 years old once, and we all got drunk, high and fucked at 17, and the day we turned 18 and legal nothing changed….even 25 years later…I am still the fucking same…but I wasn’t on hormone therapy to stunt my growth to make me a winner…like she is….

All this to say, her gymnast body in a bikini at 17 creeps me out. Even if she was 18 it would creep me out. But I do appreciate her flexibility….

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2013

09

May

Rihanna’s Hot as Fuck Outfit of the Day

I like Rihanna….but more importantly, I like what she’s wearing. I mean why bother buttoning up a shirt, it is just totally inconvenient when you need to take it off, and why not wear the highest fucking heels possible, to make your otherwise thick Beyonce legs look long and lean in your little skirt, I mean bitch has been dancing for a few months, everyn ight, getting fit, flaunt that shit, cuz it won’t be long before she’ll be shitting out babies and getting fat eating ROTI back home in her retirement….it always happens, so take it in, an appreciate it, even if it reminds you of those dudes who wear tanktops, even in the winter, to show off their full sleeves…cheesedicks….is what we call those…


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