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2013

10

May

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo Half Naked Pics for Social Media of the Day

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to their instagram and the world liked the shit out of them because Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel are big fucking bikini and lingerie model stars….that all the 17 year old girls and white trash women who shop at Victoria’s Secret look up to as idols….”look there it’s the girl in the store in the bra i’m wearing paw”….you know real important idols because the world needs more bitches trying to get fit and half naked…rather than wanting to achieve other things in life that actual matter….and that works for me…because I like half nakedness on babes…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Miranda Kerr

2013

10

May

Kylie Minogue Slaps Her Own Ass on Twitter of the Day

Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way….

Boring, I know. Posting it anyway. Deal.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2013

10

May

Catherine Zeta Jones and Rooney Mara’s Lesbian Kiss of the Day

This clip is from a movie called Side Effects, that Rooney Mara gets naked in ….but that more importantly…Catherine Zeta Jones tongues.

It may be acting, but I believe their pussies are dripping while shooting this, it makes it better that way. You know, all crazy bi-polar chicks are sexual deviants…it’s all part of their insanity…which is why if you ever get a chance to fuck a bi-polar, do it, it is a lot of fucking fun…even if you may fear your life at times dealing with their crazy….Schizo’s are pretty fun too, it’s like an orgy, multiple people in the body of one person, that sometimes starts out normal, moves onto baby voices, turns into a sexual porn chick dirty talker, and ends up crying like an abused puppy, all in the span of 15 minutes. Fun.

Either way, I guess this was the natural progression for Zeta Jones, you know since she is married to ELLEN….

Posted in:Catherine Zeta-Jones|Rooney Mara

2013

10

May

Some Model Named Cecile Naked for Purple of the Day

Fashion magazine PURPLE.fr put out these pics of some model named Cecile, and they are quite lovely…because they remind me that fashion magazines trick girls who would never really be getting naked in pictures, like if I asked her to get naked for pictures for me, she’d say no, but when these magazines come along, they think “opportunity, I am the next kate moss, here’s my pussy, do you need me to spread it”…..and I love it….meaning I need fashion magazines and the fashion industry more than I need porn…because the fashion magazines get the thin, hot girls who would otherwise never be naked, naked….and that’s what I fucking live for…

Posted in:Cecile|NSFW

2013

10

May

Lily Aldridge in Some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are some inspirational catalog pictures that really capture the natural beauty of the subject, you know really setting a mood that is exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog picture I have posted the last decade, yet that I continue to post, even if they aren’t inspiring, interesting, or even hot, because these evil corporations have me brain washed….

They’re like here’s some LA Rich kid, who’s mom did Playboy and who’s dad did Beatles album art, who decided to be a Tampon commercial model before somehow tricking Victoria’s Secret into letting her into their VIP club … posing like all the other immigrant models they’ve got….and I’m buying into it….all because I have a penis and like looking at half naked girls.

Posted in:Lily Aldridge

2013

10

May

Mariah Carey’s Motorcycle Erotica of the Day

I have heard that older chicks love riding motorbikes because they make them cum. All the machinery, adrenaline, vibrations just hit their tired vaginas better than any man could, you know since it’s some massive hitachi magic wand, with more than just a plug in, with it’s massive engine….but usually biker chicks are disgusting, and the idea of their soaked through panties disgusts me, you know because their tattooed up, white trash tattoos scare me….

But for some reason, seeing mom Mariah making a comeback in her 40s, like she was 20, dressed in skimpy clothes, doing twerks, simulating orgasm and grinding up on the motorbike, isn’t as fat or aggressive as I’d think, and she’s actually lookin’ hot…and that just weirds me out.

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

10

May

Coco’s Inspirational Workout Pic of the Day

I don’t know about you, but when I need to feel inspired and get motivated in the morning by looking at fitness pics of girls working out…saying “shit I love fitness, health and all these other things I don’t have in my life but probably need”….Coco is not who I turn to…you know she’s not my thinspiration, if anything, all the attention her fat ass has got has turned otherwise anorexic looking girls into curvy monsters…because she basically says “if you eat, rappers will like you, rappers are rich, lock it town hooker’….and the people listen….despite how irrelevant Coco is…unless I’m just reading into things too much…and girls are just fatter assed across the board…..which is probably the case…

Posted in:Coco

2013

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am willing to travel for pussy….I figure if it is out of city, out of country, out of state, the likelihood of them finding me in the event I give them AIDS, or worse, a baby, is a little more challenging. Not to mention, they can’t come and break up my beautiful loving prison-like marriage I can’t escape, you know after falling in love with me and my micro-sized penis that is more of an inny but an outty, a clit if it wasn’t for the sagging balls.

I think this weekend, is adventure time, but before that happens, I’ll do some posts, probably get drunk, and forget how pumped I was to meet internet girls, falling back into my sad, comfortable routine. Stay tuned.

Here are some morning links..

Vogue Cropped Out Kim Kardashian from a Picture – Cuz She Took Too Much Space Up
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The Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal Vine that Went Viral
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Friday Photobombs
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A Plastic Surgeon Beats and Tortures his Girlfriend Over a Facebook Post – That’ll Learn Her
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Some Bitch Named Kerry Washing in Elle
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Best Stealing Gas Video You’ll Ever See
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A Whole Lot of Lambo’s at some Lamborghini Event
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Hot Bitch Doing a Sweet Butt Lift
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Rihanna Getting Man Handled…The Way She Likes It…But With Less Bruises
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A Man With Polio Dances His Ass Off
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This Girl Drinks Beer through Her Ear – Too Bad She’s a Gremlin – Cuz I’m Sure She’s Got Mad Pussy Tricks
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If You Sign Up to the Netflix of Porn Now – They Give You 50 Free Minutes and Don’t Ask for your Credit Card. Thank you.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I spend the better part of my day trying to convince girls to do porn. I just hassle them on Facebook, on the street, when they are working a shit job, just reminding them that there is a better life, full of cumming and more money out there for them….

For some reason, none of them bite, it’s like they frown on the shit, but I’ll keep up the good fight, because at my core I like helping people be the best they can be, and by helping people I mean, seeing girls who won’t fuck me, fuck.

Drinking time…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Courtney Stodden is Amazing and Grabbing Some Chick’s Titties
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POV Pics of GIrls Titties…
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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is Hilarious – She Says She Did It Cuz She’s Sad Sometimes….She didn’t want the sex tape to go Public….right…Insane.
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Kate Moss in Video
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Ass Fuck Time. Jail Bait Or Super Model. Who’d You Rather?
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Tom Cruises New Leading Lady
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Loni Evans is a Busty Model You’ll Want to Stare At
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Amazing Woman on Detroit News
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I can See Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Bush Through Her Underwear…YES!
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15 Hot Selfies
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Today in Nikki Leigh Playmate Paparazzi Pics…
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Matt Kemp is a Good Guy
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30 Pics of Couples in Matching Outfits
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Courtney Stodden is Awesome!
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Anne Hathaway in the Pink
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America Hates Drug Dealers but Loves Rapist Kidnappers….
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Her Name is Britany and She’s Pretty Fuckign Curvy…and Naked.
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Mug Shot of the Day
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How About a Couple of Streakers.
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Abigail Ratcheford
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This Denni Parkinson Model is Making Me Shake….like the Vibrator I want to put in her….Michael J Fox.
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Model Elyse Taylor Nude in Purple Magazine
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American Idol is Firing all 4 Judges. Looks like they have a Winning Formula….
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Alessandra Ambrosio Walking Around With Her Son – Is Not Hot
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I Love All These Girls in their Towels
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Selena Gomez Behind the Scenes from Her Video Shoot
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51 Hilarious Celebrity Prom Pics
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Whales Chase a Boat
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This ALexis Girl is Pretty Hot with her Massive Dildo
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This Female Tennis Player is a Fucking Tank
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Check Out the Freak on the Right
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105 Year Old Thanks Bacon for his Longevity
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Carlotta Champagne’s Got Some Big Ass Titties
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Paratrooper Deploys Parachute Early
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Kid Confronts a Cop
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A Couple Babes Dyking Out Photoshoot
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Some Naked and Awesome Greek Celeb WHo Takes it in her Batty
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Some Big Tits – Strip for a Shower
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Hellicopter Rescues a Deer
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Gal Gadot in a Slutty Dress
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Gerard Butler is Trying to Fuck Miranda Kerr
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Really Sad Celebrity Break-Up Of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Hot Redheads.
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Portia de Rossi is a Lesbian in LA Confidential
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Holly Peers in a Hot Lingerie Shoot!
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Amateur Fucks a Cucumber.
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Some Hot Lesbians Go At It in Bed
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Some Cam Girl has a Threesome with Two Blow Up Dolls
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A Public Gang Bang THrough a Car Window…Fun
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Blonde Rubs Oil on Herself
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How to Harrass an 18 Year Old into Anal
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Thai Webcam Show Gone Wrong….
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Chick Preps for ANal
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Chick Strap On Fucks a Dude
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

May

A Man with Polio Twerks of the Day

This video hit my facebook feed earlier today and I thought it was amazing.

He’s from Mali, has polio, but doesn’t let that stop him from getting down on the dancefloor, dragging himself around and twerking better than most white girls trying to be hip hop cuz hip hop is pop….

While some of you, may just like watching a cripple do things you’re too pussy to do, because it’s different, and different makes you laugh….

Seriously, there’s no way you get more pussy than this dude…

Posted in:Videos