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2013

13

May

Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

As much as the Disney star shit bores me, because I don’t really care about a cunty spoiled brat teens who think they are hotter and more important than they are, despite being talentless robots all thanks to a mom who thinks her baby is the best thing to walk the earth, propelling her into the entertainment industry to feed her own ego….

I do kinda dig that whole throwing away a kids’ childhood, whoring them out to a huge corporation, brainwashing them into thinking they are something they aren’t, keeping them uneducated and ignorant, so they don’t realize they are in a corrupt world filled with perverts and opportunists, who just puppet master them to make as much money as possible, and blind them with flashy things….

You know from staging relationships with underage “IT” Boys, to have the media talk about them, because being obsessed with the media talking about them, is something programmed into them early on….because when people move onto the next starlet and forget this one, she’ll likely fall apart, you know as real life cunt punches her and her army of publicists and management aren’t their to block the punch, they’ve already run off with all her money and are looking for the next idiot to exploit…

Because that eagerness to be liked, wanted, etc….lead to really dirty behavior…

Staged bikini pics to get on the blogs….is just the tip of the possibilities….because by 30, this Selena Gomez chick, will be so irrelevant, she’ll have to turn to her spread asshole to get noticed….

So that backstory is what makes this little hormone therapy, 15 year old looking, Disney twat in a bikini, erotic.


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

13

May

Kanye Vs Pole is the LOLZ of the DAy

I forgot to post this last week, because I was so caught up in TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE , which in and of itself was a feel good story of coming out on top….or coming on top…or being cummed on from on top…

Doesn’t matter…what does matter is that Kanye, humiliated that he knocked up the teen mom of her generation, Kim Kardashian enough to get her pregnant….and now he’s locked into her and forced to hang out with her to look like he’s not a deadbeat, even though it is bad for his career to associate with such garbage and the fact that he does is just major fail on his part….was walking with his head down, and he went right into a pole.

Kim tried to comfort him but was probably more interested in eating his corpse if he died, this is like that Movie ALIVE, just walking makes her that desperate for food.

And Kanye tried to be a man, running his 5 foot 4 self up to the paparazzi and screaming at him like a teen girl on her period who’s dad wouldn’t lend her the car for the night as a white dude gets his back, cuz that’s gangster, while the immigrant paparazzi apologizes like a pussy, because let’s face it, that’s what the paparazzi are.

I mean I guess you could have just watched the video, instead of reading my play by play….assuming you read my play by play….no one read this did they?

Posted in:Kanye West|LOLZ

2013

13

May

Top 5 Disney Stars and Their Mom’s Who Exploited Them of the Day

What better way to celebrate mother’s day than to post a few of the Disney Star bitches in pics with their moms that they posted on Twitter or Instagram, thanking them for exploiting them, because now their lives are in the limelight, flying private jets, filled with money and fancy things, while all the ghetto kids they grew up with are working at the Dairy Queen this summer.

We all love famewhores and their willingness to throw their kids into the shit they always wanted for themselves but never had.

Stage moms unite…happy mother’s day….you’ve done good….

Posted in:stepLIST

2013

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day because my mom is dead. I do appreciate any day that celebrates a bitch getting a creampie, like a horny slut. You know not choosing anal when maybe she should have. Since pregnancy is the worst STD aroumd….

I would have been wishing all the girls I’ve been impregnated over the years a Happy Mother’s Day, if it wasn’t for all the abortions….and miscarriages due to being unhealthy, drunk addicts with broken wombs…

I’m a good guy like that…

I did try to recruit some girls to give me sex or at least breast feed me. But instead I just walked the lonely streets seeing mother and daughter happy together….before coming home to watch TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE , because nothing says Mother’s Day 2013 like the TEEN MOM FARRAH’S SEX TAPE

I never watched the show, Teen Moms, although a fetish, are not my kind of TV programming, but I have seen her porn, and it is amazing. So amazing I am tired of defending her.

Sure she’s got a wonky horse head and when she talks she sounds as retarded as she looks. And yes she has shitty implants, but she loves anal, she squirts and she cums 4 times before taking a facial…and really she looks substantially better than any real pornstar, her mom pussy less haggard than their whore pussies, maybe cuz she likes anal so much, but not quite enough to have not got pregnant, which I guess was a good move, cuz look at her now….

Either way, onto the new….That Farrah Shit is a week old, even if I masturbated to it less than 12 hours ago, for the fourth time this weekend, because I like to celebrates the sanctitude and beauty of motherhood…

If you’re into it – get the TEEN MOM FARRAH SEX TAPE

Here are some morning LINKS…

Richard Branson Lost a Bet and Dressed Up Like a Female Flight Attendant – The Pics are Funny
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Kris Humpries New Kim Kardashian in her bikini Looks Fat and Inbred….Just His Type
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Kim Kardashian Needs More that XXL workout pants and a push up bra to not look like a beast in a nature video getting mounted
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95 Year Old Playing Wii Boxing
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CeeLo is Getting a Show on TBS about having T-Rex Arms
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15 Sexy GIFS
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Crazy Jet Ski Freestyle.
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The Building that Refused to Die
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Bikini Slam Fail!
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25 Sexiest Mom Jeans Shots in Movies and TV
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Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It For Old Times….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

May

The Highlight of the Week….of the Day

Hands down, the hightlight of my week was watching Farrah Abraham, teen mom, squirt in her sex tape …..I was given an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING ….and I haven’t stopped watching it, 5 days later….

It is the only thing that Matters….

Sure, I’ve been doing this internet blogging thing for a long time, and yes it is more humiliating of a job for a grown man than driving around in a Mini Cooper.

So Yes, I know the way this industry works. I know that everything is a lie. That all the backstory is just bullshit. She was offered money to shoot a porn, they decided to hire a pornstar to shoot it, and market it as a sex tape, all shocking and people paid attention because we like watching broken girls who we know for not fucking, start fucking.

She was a broken teen mom to begin with, I mean 90 percent of teen moms I know become hookers, strippers or pornstars. She kinda set herself up for it, or more importantly, the relative who taught her how to squirt when she was 8 years old, leading to her life of sexual deviance did.

She’s not that hot, her implants are shit, her face is busted and semi retarded looking which I don’t mind, cuz I love watching retards fuck, and her story line is such bullshit, it’s almost hilarious, but her little body taking it up the ass is magical. She knows what she’s doing…..

Farrah Abraham will not be the next Kim Kardashian, a good thing for us but maybe not for her. This will not end up being a gateway performance to more TV shows. All this is is the first porn, the million dollar cash grab, that will become a regular thing, because guess what, she’s done it once, it’ll be easy to do it again and right now she may not be the biggest thing in entertainment, but I’m sure her DVD is selling better than all the other porn chick DVDs….

Here’s the SFW trailer for my friends at ROMANCEBEAT

Click here to see my Exclusive more HARDCORE SQUIRT FILLED CLIP

It’s totally worth it…..fuck watching my clip go BUY THE DVD …this is the kind of thing worth going back to old technology for just to put it on your shelf next to all the sex tapes before it…

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Farrah Abraham doesn’t matter, she will be forgotten, even if her amazing porn lives on forever, but I say let’s give her those 15 minutes, her squirting makes her worthy….


TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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She’s better on mute, except when she begs for dick in her ass. Her pussy is less battered than an actual pornstar, despite being a mom, she’s skinny and what better way to celebrate mother’s day….

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|Sex Tape|Teen Mom|Week in Review

2013

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Every time I leave my house…I fall in love with at least 5 asses in leggings, jeans, short shorts or workout gear….these hot asses are everywhere, they are between age of 18 and 50 and because of them I am forced to masturbate…since I don’t have a hot ass at home to fuck, the ass I have is shit covered because she’s too fat to wipe properly….

Today, I’ve been masturbating to this video all day…

I should be masturbating to the NETFLIX OF PORN’s 6 day promo where you get 50 free minutes when you sign up. And you don’t need to give them your credit card. It’s worth it….

But I’m more into Anorexia today….Here are some stepLINKS….

Helen Flanagan’s is Good at Posting Her Big Tits on Twitter – Next Time Less Bra
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Ke$ha is Busting Out of her Thigh Highs
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Girls with Squishy Parts!!
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Some Jailbait Showing Off her Titties
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Courtney Stodden’s Awesome Cameltoe
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Carey Mulligan’s Creepy Photoshoot
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A Bunch of Random Celebs Came Together to Mouth the Words of a Dying Kids Song….Such a Generous a People Those Celebs are…
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Some Babe Modeling Half Naked With Big Tits
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Jennifer Aniston in a Tiny Dress
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Ass Fuck Time. Porn Star Or Big Ass, Who’d You Rather?
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Sky Diving Onto a Slip and Slide
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20 Best GIFs of Models Winking…
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15 Sexy GIFS
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The Turkey Dictator
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Regular Clothed Girls Sitting on Vibrators REading Books
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What the Fuck is This Weird Hippie Freak Shit – Hilarious…
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Some Hot Bitch from Social Media You Can Go Stalk
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Zoe Saldana Hard Nipples
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So Many Pics of Maria Menounos On Set
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Photoshoot
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Some Ellenie Performing in her Underwear
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The Hottest Celebrity Mother/Daughter Pairings of All Time
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Fuck Mother Earth
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Her Name is Jess Davies – She’s Busty and Taking Off Her Bikini Top
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Busty Fucking Asian Nude!
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I Don’t Know Who Kayla Collins Is But She’s Hot
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Butter Face of the Day
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Thick Bitch in Workout Gear…Getting Naked…For the Chubby Chasers…
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Top 10 Tits Of The Week
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Michelle Keegan is the Sexiest Woman on Earth – Apparently
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Worst Movie Moms Ever
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Tickled Til he Faints
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It’s the Anus Monster
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Hot Girl – Sweaty Asshole
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11 Year Olds Playing Metal
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Lindsay Ellingson’s Victoria’s Secret – May 2013 Pics
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Stoned Golden Retriever
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Some Throwback Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pics
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Old Pics of Famous People
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Wheelchair Bound Kid’s Workout
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This is Some Cleveland Shit
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Spycam in the Dressing Room
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Lesbian Sex!
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Some Amateur Babe Masturbating….
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This 60 Pound Pornstar is AMazing
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Bi Sexual Amateur of the Day
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Delivery Guy’s Surprise Finger Bang
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Arab Girl Gets Fingered
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Mom Shoves a Remote in her Cunt
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Pornstars and Party Girls
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No Contact Orgasm
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The Most Ravaged Vagina You’ll See Today….
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Rap Music, Short Wearing, Big Tit Blowjob
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

May

Ashley Tisdale Has Tits in her Bikini while Tanning of the Day


Holy shit….Ashley Tisdale…..what’s going on here….

It looks like she’s got this thing finally figured out. You know how to work her average at best in real life terms and ugly as shit in hollywood terms face….and that’s strip the fuck down….

Her fit body, and push up bra bikini, making her look like she’s got some C cups, is the fucking answer…

Instead of nose job, she needed a boob job, to remind us that a busted down face doesn’t fucking matter….

These tanning pics of her, all staged and shit, work for me, cuz from the neck down, she looks like she’s won…as much as someone like her can win….


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

10

May

Raquel Pomplun is Playmate of the Year 2013 of the Day

Her name is Raquel Pomplun and she was just announced as being the Playmate of the year for 2013….and no one gave a fuck…because Playboy has fallen off harder than Hefner’s ability to get an erection….

and issue that has lead to him choosing the worst fucking bitches ever to be in his magazine, TV show, and whatever else he touches….thanks to the internet, Playboy and the glory days that made him a fortune are over….I mean I doubt he even knows where he is at the event….

Here are a bunch of pictures of her….none of them naked…because Playboy is evil and will sue me…and I’m not into that over nonsense sluts who just got titled a title that no longer means anything to anyone but a few strippers with a dream.

Posted in:Raquel Pomplun

2013

10

May

Audrina Patridge Cheesy Bikini Pics in Tahiti of the Day

Audrina Patridge may be a fucking gutter pile of shit of a human….she may have done nothing of substance or value to society….she may just be filler silicone filled garbage dump of shell of a human….who sold her soul to be on some shitty MTV show because it was better than being a hooters girl….and now she lives a better life than any of us….and has a great body living it…..How can you not be a fan….

I don’t know what these pictures are from, but I do know they are like the annoying engaged couple pics you see on people’s wedding sites, all cheesy and humiliating as fuck, as they pretend to be so in love….even though we all know it will end in divorce…or if we are lucky, murder suicide!!


TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN SHITTY CHEESY EMBARRASSING LOVE PICS IN TAHITI
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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2013

10

May

Brooke Candy Flashing Her Underwear of the Day


Brooke Candy is some stripper rapper chick who is more of a novelty act that anything of value….

She’s brought such classic annoying hits like “I wanna fuck right now”….

For some reason, the hipsters are all about her, so it is only natural that someone like Terry Richardson would start shooting pics of her in her underwear….but with a face like this…he should be shooting pics of her getting fucked up the ass and choked out….you know the natural progression of strippers with dreams of fame….a career in porn…cuz she’s not hot….

But I’ll still watch her pull her shit…I like sluts especially when they’re trying really hard while saying “I don’t give a fuck”… to be different….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Brooke Candy