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2014

Feb

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah 2 Backdoor and More EXCLUSIVE of the Day

In the event you haven’t heard. The Teen Mom Farrah Abraham dabbled in porn back in May…We had the exclusive clip that everyone loved…especially me…because I think I fell in love…

I think it was the highlight of her career, if not her life…probably more important than having her child, who if she actually cared about, would probably not be participating in unprotected sex with male pornstars, but doesn’t care about that…it’s about Farrah and all the attention she can get directed her way…and what’s not to love about that….

That’s probably why she’s releasing another one…Farrah 2 – Backdoor and more…and we have the exclusive….

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Sure it could be footage from the first shoot she signed off on in May, not knowing there were more movies to come, but it is safe to say she is all about this, because otherwise it wouldn’t be happening…she’d be back home, working a normal job, being a normal mom…but I am so glad that she is not….

I guess her aspiring TV Series dreams like she was a Kardashian didn’t pan out so well with her sex tape, that just lead to doing more porn…and love her or hate her and everything her not so wholesome nymphomaniac publicity seeking ass is all about…I am just just I get to see her publicity seeking ass….getting fucked.

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It may not be a leaked tape, it may not be an authentic, but it shows the world the kind of girl she is…now that we’ve already seen her backdoored and squirting…very little is left….but apparently there’s more…because she’s got all the fucking moves and she fucking loves it….but not nearly as much as I do….

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She’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just money hungry. Maybe she likes to to fuck on camera. Maybe this is her dream. I’m not a fucking therapist. I don’t care what this does to her or her families life, I mean the damage is already done…might as well keep going down this path, especially when built lil this.

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I worry that she’s sabotaged herself, that she’s been over exposed…that no one will care about seeing her fuck, but then seeing her actually exposed, fucking like a machine, doing such a good porno job of it, I realize…this is her calling…this is her talent that and it is perfect…it makes me realize none of that bullshit that surrounds her actually matters as long as she’s just fucking perfectly…and she is…

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I am sure she’s not the first teen mom to get into porn, if anything she did it the right way…and watching her…convinces me of that…and will convince you…

The union of a man and woman shouldn’t be a sacred thing, at least not when being filmed on a sex swing. This is hot and I generally can’t stand porn…

Good job Farrah…I bow down to your hustle…it’s a good one…If you’re not sold on how awesome she is yet….BACKDOOR AND MORE PEOPLE…BACKDOOR AND MORE….

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Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

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2013

Jun

Farrah Abraham at the EXXXOTICA Convention of the Day

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Those of you who know the site, know that I LOVE PORNSTAR TEEN MOM FARRAH ABRAHAM, who I traveled to Florida to have a chance to stand 10 feet away from and judge in person, because let’s face it, I don’t want to meet her, and apparently either do many people.

The pornstars hate her, but they don’t matter, they are pornstars and she outsells their gutter hooker pussies any day, even if she’s technically one of them, she’s above them and allowed to be a snob about it even if the fans weren’t really there to see her, even though she was the biggest star in the room, maybe because teen mom fans are in the midwest getting pregnant and not in Florida at porn conventions.

She was the only one with a roped off line, which happened to also be the only one who didn’t have a line…

Here’s a quick recap of my date with Farrah Abraham – from a distance…because that’s all I wanted.

Day 1 –

First She Ran Away from me…as most girls do…

Then things calmed down, way down, we heard crickets, as no one lined up to see her, I guess they either didn’t care or were intimidated by her amazing performance in her SEX TAPE

But it gave her time to check her texts…and tweets…to remind herself that people do care…as people do in all lonely and awkward situations…

Then people noticed her and that she was that chick from TV who made a hugely successful porn, and now she made her first 20 Dollars signing…it was exciting for her!

Then she got her ego back and said No…this is her in the process of saying no…to 2 young girls who were actually excited to see her and not pervert dudes who just like collecting autographs of bitches who fuck on camera like they are action figures or Magic the Gathering cards.

After watching the porn, I didn’t think NO was in her vocabulary. You learn something new everyday at the EXXXOTICA convention…

Day 2 – Same Dress….I guess it’s her porno dress.

Things started to pick up for her, the paparazzi were called, they were in full force, and she was glowing with excitement…finally…the flashes she craved!! She was able to make a little money, selling autographs and DVDs directly to the perverts…

It’s nice to see things work out for her…

Look how happy she was…this is fantastic career moves for the 21 year old. Only good things can happen from her and whatever she applies herself to, she’s going to be a huge star.

Success!!!

I am still a fan of her squirt, even if she wasn’t very friendly, got mad when people took pics of her, and acting like an overall spoiled brat, when working a porn convention floor, something that in and of itself…can’t make you a brat.

She’s going places…and I am watching from 10 feet away…because I am a creep and despite all the hate she gets, I love the hated, it kinda makes me want to make her a “In her 20s Mom”….but squirting and anal does that to me…cuz you can’t get pregnant from anal. #FACT.

PORNSTAR TEEN MOM FARRAH ABRAHAM

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2013

May

Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Bikini is For Sale on eBay of the Day

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I have been a huge fan, endorser, supporter of this Farrah Abraham Teen Mom sex tape since the beginning. Partially because I love all sex tapes that involve people who aren’t officially pornstars, but also because it was fucking hot. I posted the Exclusive Clip Of Her Squirting

As much as she’s hated, or crying for attention, or has shitty implants and a bad face. And as much as people are mocking her and laughing at her cheap attempts to get attention. I honestly think the whole thing was fantastic. But maybe I just like Anal and Squirting …..

Sure, the whole being a teen mom thing is not as erotic as it used to be, now that MTV ruined what was sacred, making celebrities out of these otherwise broken girls, who would have probably turned to stripping and porn just to pay the bills, but not as a next chapter in her low level entertainment, trying to be famous hustle…..but it still paved the way for her to be someone I get to watch fuck as someone who wasn’t a pornstar before…. And for that I am okay with it.

Apparently, her unwashed bikini that she wore for the cover of the sex tape is listed on eBay and some panty sniffer is willing to pay more than 100 dollars for it.

That panty sniffer is not me, but it would be if I planned better…

It is being put up for sale by Vivid – here’s the description:

Don’t miss this once in a lifetime chance to own a piece of pop-culture history! The winning bidder will receive the actual bikini worn by Teen Mom and new celebrity sex-tape sensation Farrah Abraham in her record-breaking DVD!

Farrah wore this bikini in her private photo shoot for “Poolside Collection” swimwear before it was catapulted into the annals of sex-tape history when it appeared on the cover of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”.

And now for one lucky fan only…Farrah’s bikini…straight off her body and into your hands!

I love the way this story is shaping….developing…and making her porn career more of a reality…

I’m looking forward to hanging with her in Florida.

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2013

May

Teen Mom is Headed to Florida of the Day

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In Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, the girl who says she’s not a pornstar, despite being in a porn with a pornstar, and selling more copies of a porn movie than any pornstar around news….she is is heading to Florida for a meet and greet with her fans…at a porn convention….

Apparently, she will do anything for attention, including the Miami convention called EXXXOTICA. She’s going to be at the CLUB Magazine booth, where she’ll be signing autographs and making dreams come true for all her new found fans…even though she’s not a pornstar people. She just fucks pornstars on camera….

I mean, she might as well be embracing it, because it’s making her so much fucking money, and it is the one thing she’s done that people actually care about. So the thought that it was a one hit wonder doesn’t exist. Her porn will happen, just not again according to her, because everything she says is bullshit lies to get people talking, like that she’s pregnant with JAMES DEEN’S baby……

The world has seen her squirt and do anal…she might as well just roll with it, and I guess it looks as though she is and that’s a good thing, because I am a huge fan of her work

You see, I’ve been promoting the exclusive clip from VIVID of her Squirting Scene all week.

I’ve also watched the porn over and over again she’s fucking good, despite how unattractive her face and fake tits may be….she fucks on camera well.

So if you are in FLORIDA this week, I want you talk to her for me, get some exclusive pics and video….and we can be friends for ever….I mean it is an awesome opportunity to prank her….

If you’re not in Florida this week, and no one really should be CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SQUIRT

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2013

May

The Highlight of the Week….of the Day

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Hands down, the hightlight of my week was watching Farrah Abraham, teen mom, squirt in her sex tape …..I was given an EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING ….and I haven’t stopped watching it, 5 days later….

It is the only thing that Matters….

Sure, I’ve been doing this internet blogging thing for a long time, and yes it is more humiliating of a job for a grown man than driving around in a Mini Cooper.

So Yes, I know the way this industry works. I know that everything is a lie. That all the backstory is just bullshit. She was offered money to shoot a porn, they decided to hire a pornstar to shoot it, and market it as a sex tape, all shocking and people paid attention because we like watching broken girls who we know for not fucking, start fucking.

She was a broken teen mom to begin with, I mean 90 percent of teen moms I know become hookers, strippers or pornstars. She kinda set herself up for it, or more importantly, the relative who taught her how to squirt when she was 8 years old, leading to her life of sexual deviance did.

She’s not that hot, her implants are shit, her face is busted and semi retarded looking which I don’t mind, cuz I love watching retards fuck, and her story line is such bullshit, it’s almost hilarious, but her little body taking it up the ass is magical. She knows what she’s doing…..

Farrah Abraham will not be the next Kim Kardashian, a good thing for us but maybe not for her. This will not end up being a gateway performance to more TV shows. All this is is the first porn, the million dollar cash grab, that will become a regular thing, because guess what, she’s done it once, it’ll be easy to do it again and right now she may not be the biggest thing in entertainment, but I’m sure her DVD is selling better than all the other porn chick DVDs….

Here’s the SFW trailer for my friends at ROMANCEBEAT

Click here to see my Exclusive more HARDCORE SQUIRT FILLED CLIP

It’s totally worth it…..fuck watching my clip go BUY THE DVD …this is the kind of thing worth going back to old technology for just to put it on your shelf next to all the sex tapes before it…

Farrah Abraham doesn’t matter, she will be forgotten, even if her amazing porn lives on forever, but I say let’s give her those 15 minutes, her squirting makes her worthy….

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She’s better on mute, except when she begs for dick in her ass. Her pussy is less battered than an actual pornstar, despite being a mom, she’s skinny and what better way to celebrate mother’s day….

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

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2013

May

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Working the Pole of the Day

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The thing I like about this pic of Farrah Abraham working the pole like a stripper, a fit little stripper with shitty fake tits I want to pay 10 dollars a song to touch, is that I’ll take any excuse to push her SQUIRT AND ANAL SEX TAPE that I haven’t been able to stop watching on repeat…..

She’s a star, we’ve found her talent, and I predict she will take over the porn game if she hasn’t already…

She squirts, she does anal, she’s tight bodied, and she fucks porn dudes. She’s cock hungry, a sex addict, and works the camera proper…

She’s been waiting for this moment all her life…and I am glad to have been able to masturbate to it…..

CLICK HERE FOR HER HOT SEX TAPE

She’s Training for her future career….For some of us, it’s like watching your kid in med school…..big dreams baby…

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I just can’t get enough of this girl….I know all you haters will hate, call her too skinny, tease her bad implants, say she’s got a bad face, but come on, she’s doing fucking porn, if you ever see some of those porn chicks, you’ll know, this one here is fucking golden….and if you don’t believe me, just watch the video….

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2013

May

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Superstar Backdoor Mom’s Exclusive Clip of the DAy

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Farrah Superstar Backdoor Mom

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The Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, Superstar Backdoor Mom – porno movie has finally dropped, and it is full of teen mom pussy….wet Teen Mom pussy that you can see and hear getting fucked by a dildo in a car, begging for James Deen’s professional porn dick, that you can see in the shower, or that you can see getting it from behind in a a bed talking nonsense but most importantly – Squirting.

She’s got all the fucking moves. I may be in love.

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She’s 21, she’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just into being a pornstar, because usually when 16 year old girls get pregnant, they are the early developer, sex addict, horny all the time, damaged cuz their dad’s or uncles touched them inappropriately, that by 21, equipped with fake tits, they are ready to take on the porn world. It’s a classic porn backstory. Did I mention there’s squirting….I am in love.

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I just don’t get why she’s pretending this is a leaked sex tape, or anything but a porn, when she decided to shoot it with a pornstar, she needs to embrace her talents….did I mention she squirts….and take over the porn game.

But why analyze, when instead we can watch the biggest thing in porn today, someone who I am sure will have another performance, as this is going to be her career, unlike Kardashian who just used it to get a TV show thanks to being spun as the violated victim, despite ultimately, just being a porn slut.

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Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

This is the hottest sex tape I think I’ve ever seen, even if it’s just a porn clip, it’s amazing, she’s good.

Did I mention she squirts.

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Don’t be embarrassed girl, that was fucking sexy…

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2013

May

Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Screencaps of the Day

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Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, 21 year old with a dead baby daddy, forced to single mother her way through life, especially now that she’s off the show and no one cares about her, doing it right, by producing some porn, with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, and likely taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit.

Here are the first screenshots. The movie drops monday. I’ll have a clip. I am ready for the clip….

I am so into single moms turning to porn to get by right now….

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2013

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Butter Face Bikini Pics of the Day

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Apr 21, 2013 | Mommy #Keek Confession @Break thinking in clear air:) by f1abraham on Keek.com

Here’s Teen Mom Farrah using her low level celebrity and new found interest thanks to a sex tape scandal that I am pretty sure actually happened and will actually be released because she’s just at that level of fame, and has that level of talent, and sometimes that publicity stunt is the only way. You know look at all the people it worked for, ignore all the people in backfired on, what’s she really got to lose.

I mean, I just wish she’d get on with the sex tape shit though, this listening to her talk about nonsense that doesn’t matter is annoying. It’s like going on a date, knowing you have it in the bag, if only you can stomach listening to the bitch another hour before she’s drunk enough to shut up with your dick.

I mean she’s going on with her life lessons from an uneducated teen mom, fuck yourself, or fuck James Deen like the pornstar attention craving butter face you are.

Don’t get me wrong, her butter face isn’t a deal breaker, I’d totally watch any girl, no matter how wrecked her face is, fuck.

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2012

Aug

Teen Mom Farrahs Music Video of the Day

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I don’t watch TV, because I hate being reminded how shitty humanity is, at least how shitty American media and the people it exploits are…

You know, all filled with trash, smut….

The kind of sensationalism that is so pathetic and obvious and void of substance or creativity that makes TV networks scramble for hits, willing to give shit like Honey Boo Boo’s bikini waxer his own franchise of shitty TV..

Polluting the brains of everyone…but giving people something to talk about at the water cooler while wasting away for the man like drones….brainwashed, and controlled…

It is the devils work….

Teen Mom is one of those scripted reality show like all other scripted reality shows…filled with trash….and now one of the trash stars people look at and say “thank god that’s not me, but let me make a brand out of her while hating her, making her money and being the actual joke in the equation cuz I do it for free”…..is releasing an album…

By the sounds of it…which are horrible sounds….it is a joke….but I’m posting it anyway, cuz this is the American Dream….you bunch of fucking freaks.

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